April 19, 2008...2:34 pm

Scoop! Advance Look, Stephanopoulos Interviews McCain

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How Stephanopoulos is able to do one of his hard-hitting interviews airing Sunday morning without Charles Gibson at his side is mind boggling. As witnessed during the debate the other evening these two together are genius. Fortunately for George the questions practically write themselves. “Senator, I see you’re not wearing a flag pin today but obviously you forgot and left it in the sacred altar you place it in every evening, right, right, right!” And then, “Senator don’t you admit that only some kind of communist would stay with his old, disabled wife that raised his children and waited for him to come home from the war when he could replace her with a brand new, extremely wealthy, very young cheerleader type trophy wife who could advance his career as a senator all the way to the White House. You wouldn’t want people to think you were some sort of Marxist like the Democrats, would you, huh, huh, huh?”

But I digress, here’s a “preview” of tomorrow’s show via The REAL McCain: Less Jobs. More Wars.

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  • Wayne? Calling Wayne. Greenwald is asking for the stupidest questions possible. Check out the comments (some of them are fab) and have at it. You’re one of the best.

    From the comments already posted, some of my personal favs:

    Senator, will you be raising taxes on the poor in order to get them to pay for all the body bags needed for their sons and daughters fighting your proposed 100 year war in the Middle East?

    Did your current wife insist on a pre-marital agreement before she said she would marry you? Did you sleep with her before or after she agreed to marry you? And what attracted you most to her — her sexual prowess or her money?

    Senator McCain, do you think flag lapels should be made in the United States, or is it OK to maked them in China? Do you agree with outsorcing the “essential emblems” of patriotism?
    Do you wear red, blue, and white, Depends to show you are a real patriot?

    As you would you would just be about as old as Abraham Lincoln if he were alive today, do you think your war experience would have helped you dodge the bullet,as it were, if you were in that theater as president, instead of him.

    And my all time personal fav, which is way down at the bottom (please read through these and vote):

    Senator McCain, you have referred to your wife, Cindy, as a “cunt.” Does this mean that you do not value the cunt vote?

  • Thanks for moving those comments over here. I’ll have to go over and read the new ones.

  • Lewis Black is on the Comedy Channel for anybody who has it.

  • Here’s one MJ:

    Senator McCain, if the alleged 19 hijackers on 9/11 would have been as lousy as you were at being a pilot during the Viet Nam war, do you think the WTC Towers would still be standing today?

  • Shayne, I almost copied that one!

    GMTA!

  • Shayne, I like your questions in your post best. :)

  • Briseadh na Faire

    Senator McCain,

    I notice your teeth are really white. Are you pandering to the Dental Hygenist’s lobby?

    Senator McCain,

    An executive signing statement was used to negate your anti-torture amendment. Will you use signing statements in the future to ensure that our armed forces can continue to torture prisoners?

    Senator McCain,

    Given that Guantanamo is like a 4 star hotel compared to the conditions you endured as a prisoner of war, do you propose to expand that facility to house more prisoners in what you envision as a 100 year occupation of Iraq?

    Senator McCain,

    Do you think “don’t ask, don’t tell” should be expanded to include polygamists?

    Senator McCain,

    Were you a virgin when you got married the first time? The second time?

    Senator McCain,

    What’s the going price for a soul, nowdays? How much did you get for yours? Do you feel you got a good deal, or were you ripped off?


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