One of the most powerful people in this country isn’t an elected official, has never been an elected official, and will never be an elected official. It shouldn’t be surprising that he’s never been a public servant because he knows nothing about what’s in the best interest of the People, and only operates to serve himself and his rich friends. His one claim to fame is based on an idea that he had when he was twelve years old. His name is Grover Norquist and if you haven’t heard of him by now, well, you haven’t been to our blog before, that’s for sure.
In addition to a pledge he requires Republicans to sign promising not to raise tax rates, and not to close tax loopholes without a matching reduction in spending, Norquist has a fairly simplistic idea of what he’s looking for in a candidate for President of the United States.
All we have to do is replace Obama. … We are not auditioning for fearless leader. We don’t need a president to tell us in what direction to go. We know what direction to go. We want the Ryan budget. … We just need a president to sign this stuff. We don’t need someone to think it up or design it. The leadership now for the modern conservative movement for the next 20 years will be coming out of the House and the Senate.
. As David Frum put it, “His requirement for president?
Pick a Republican with enough working digits to handle a pen to become president of the United States. This is a change for Republicans: the House and Senate doing the work with the president signing bills. His job is to be captain of the team, to sign the legislation that has already been prepared.
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Now, Norquist is always quick to point out that his pledge isn’t to him, personally, but to the American people. The thing is, he’s the only one trying to enforce it. We never asked Norquist to make candidates sign a pledge conceived by a twelve-year-old. Norquist appointed himself head of Americans for Tax Reform; he wasn’t elected to the position. And yet it’s because of him that our country faced a debt crisis for so long that it resulted in our nation’s credit-rating being downgraded.
We don’t need people like Grover Norquist in this country. We need people who don’t think like twelve-years-olds.
And here’s a tweet I sent him last night. His figures are, as usual, wrong.
@GroverNorquist No! That's not right. Besides, MD still has 1 of the lowest tax rates in the country & you're still 12 years old at heart.—
Wayne A Schneider (@WayneASchneider) May 26, 2012
Later, when someone tweeted that the pledge was losing its power in Washington, Grover tried to say that his pledge was gaining strength. If you actually read the article (the link in the tweet works), you’ll find that HE was the one saying that the pledge is strengthening.
@GroverNorquist You're lying! The only "one" in that article making that claim is YOU! Your pledge is irresponsible & has hurt this country.—
Wayne A Schneider (@WayneASchneider) May 26, 2012
I love getting snarky with Grover. Especially when he fights back. I wish he would again. He did before, and if he responds to me, I’ll add his reply to this post.
This is our daily open thread — feel free to discuss this topic, or whatever’s on your mind!
Another bloated ego..Grover thinks himself Emperor – the insignificant simp!
You’ll have to read the longer tweet to know why I wrote the ones below
An open letter to President Obama
http://parentsacrossamerica.org/2012/05/an-open-letter-to-president-obama-about-romneys-class-size-comments/
I did the math a while back and, on a per-pupil per-hour basis, we’re paying babysitting rates to educate our children. We get what we pay for. Class size doesn’t matter if all you want to do is warehouse children for several hours a day and turn out an indoctrinated citizenry barely literate and incapable of analytical thinking.
Rhetorical question: What job requires one to do nothing but fill in bubbles on answer sheets?
You can tell what someone really values by what he or she spends money on. This same principle applies to countries. Applying this principle, USA values using physical force, and economic wealth to coerce others into doing its bidding. The least “moral” are the most “successful.” We value wealth over caring for our fellow man, raising our children and caring for our environment.
You nailed it.
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http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/04/28/1087135/-PRICELESS-Colbert-Rips-David-Koch-to-His-Face-at-TIME-Magazine-Gala
Sorry. Didn’t realize the story was a month old. But it does have a link to his entire speech/comedy bit. Very funny.
I don’t remember seeing it back then, so it’s new to me.
Here’s something funny that’s more recent. As in Thursday night.
John Fugelsang and Elaine Boosler on Viewpoint.
I love John Fugelsang. He should have his own show.
Month old, year old…meh
Some things are worth worth watching over and over.
True. George Carlin will amuse me forever. It must b a holiday because it just took me 5 tries to type that sentence.
Now that I think of it the attacks on the Koch brothers seem to have petered out. Why I wonder.
Headline:
Attacks on Kochs Petered Out: Koch-blocking Suspected
Even as I typed that I knew one of you would have something to say. Really my fingers must be on vacation and somebody else is typing this.
I have never been accused of Koch-blocking but, it feels oddly nice.
Zooey, can wait until when ever for the Nook cover. I better get one of those big dog blankets at the same time since somebody just dug a hole in one of my couch cushions.
Taylor needs a hobby.
Sure because Taylor is the one who gets hysterical when we try to clip her claws or leave him home with Riley.
I saw Laffer on Maher last night. There was a comment about slices of the pie, with Maher saying there is a finite number of slices, and Laffer believing there’s an infinite number of slices.
In a way, I agree with Laffer. After all, in Geometry, we learned that between Point A and Point B is always a Midpoint C. Thus slices may become infinitely small. But as long as the Government can print money, there will be more and more “slices” available.
But have you ever ordered a pizza for the family, only to find out that some slices are larger than others? While everyone may get one slice, some get more than others.
In a Republican economy, the fattest get the biggest slices, those that are starving get the smallest slices. And the fattest are always scheming different ways to make the smallest slices even smaller.
Bush used to liken it to a pie, rather than a pizza. But instead of saying they should make the pie “bigger,” he used to say they want to make the pie “higher.”
My niece is wearing sky-high “fuck me pumps” for her graduation today. I’ll never figure out that family.
They look similar to these.
I thought they were bible thumpers. Bible pumpers? Bible humpers?
Exactly!!
Graduating from ? Junior high?
High school.
Some interesting things most people In the US do not know about the War of 1812, such as how much it means to our good friends and neighbors to our north.
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history-archaeology/The-10-Things-You-Didnt-Know-About-the-War-of-1812.html?c=y&page=1
I think I mentioned recently having read Stephen Budiansky’s “Perilous Fight”, a brilliant, informative and highly entertaining book about the War of 1812 and the rise of the American Navy. Much of what makes his work fascinating to me is is use of original sources, particularly the logs and journals of common sailors and junior officers. I won’t say that everything I knew previously about the war was wrong, just that I knew pathetically little.
It’s when we left the GOP at the door, and let the door hit them in the ass!
To be honest, we aren’t as hype hype hype as the US when it comes to our own history. There are going to be some celebrations but I can’t say as I have seen many adverts for them.
New Parable below.
Taylor said something about there being a new Dr. Who on tonight. Anybody know about it? Anybody else watching Doc Martin on PBS?
If it is, it’s not on BBC One’s schedule.
Doc Martin is available on streaming Netflix (and disc) through Season 4, and they have Season 5 on disc. New season of Dr Who doesn’t start until August.
Danica was only able to qualify third at Charlotte for the Nationwide race later this afternoon. She was beaten by Austin Dillon, who is third in points, and full-time Cup driver Joey Logano. She’s fast today, only 02 of a second off Logano’s pole lap. It’s on ABC at 2:30pm eastern.
Okay, it’s a little long, but here’s a column that I wrote back in January on Grover Norquist:
It’s Saturday so it must be cooking day. Seven Steak, tasso and okra gumbo sounds good.
Just make sure you de-slime the okra.
But daz de bess paht.
Note to self: No gumbo at Hooda’s house.
After 5 1/2 days Gawd looked down at all he had created, and said, “Not a bad effort, but I need to fuck a little with the humans. I know I’ll take a banana slug and turn it into a vile vegetable. Jesus, who’s coming, won’t that be a gas, bwahahahahahahah, dummmies.”
Careful, you’re talking to someone (moi!) who can’t wait till the fresh okra comes into the Farmers Market! I love the stuff, plus it’s a nutritiously loaded! Okra, onions, cornmeal, mushrooms, all mixed with a whipped egg or two and sauteed gently in butter and coconut oil — magnificent! Delicious! Delight! Grand!
Jeez, why am I hungry all of a sudden?
Yep, that’s okra!
Being a socialist/commie/birkenstock/vovlo/tennisshoewearingmisfit, I gadly give you my portion at anytime Frug.
Yeah, I’m one of them too, so I’ll take it! I did wear out my Birkenstocks, though, so am currently sandal-less. Hope that doesn’t negate the okra deal!
Still deciding which to go with tonight: Korean-style short ribs or big fat pork chops “Normandy style”. (And I would love to try your gumbo some day.)
Be happy to share the recipe with you, gum.mitch
Please elaborate on the pork chops. I make something called chicken Normandy with onions, apples, and celery.
Stuff the pork chops, literally.
and make a nice gravy…
Pan-fried chops, which are then treated to a pan sauce made with onion, apple, hard cider, calvados, Dijon mustard and cream. From Bruce Aidells. I grew up with my mother ruining pork chops and I’ve tended to shy away from them until now. Starting with 1-1/2 inch loin chops should help.
Sounds similar to the chicken recipe, minus the mustard . Thanks gummitch, I’m going to try my chicken recipe with the pork chops. My mother used Shake-n-Bake on the pork chops.
I think we’re going to cook some steaks on the BBQ later. We haven’t had steak in a while, but with all the overtime Jane and I have been working leading up to our company’s move next week, we have a couple of extra bucks to treat ourselves.
Well, there’s the damned wind. Again. We left the mtns early because of it; also, the smell of smoke this morning from the New Mexico fire in the Gila NF a few hundred miles away was more than a bit disconcerting … reminded of last year when AZ was on fire in early June.
Raven can’t be too far from this blaze. If it’s keeping him busy, hope he also stays far enough away and upwind to remain safe. Almost 90,000 acres had burnt, last I heard. That’s about 140 square miles. Nasty, nasty, nasty.
Sure am glad that global warning and climate change are nothing more than a hoax by lying scientists looking for a handout. Imagine how shitty things could get if it was really real.
frugal, last night for the first time in my life, I saw a massive dust cloud here. It preceded a front that brought lots of wind and tornadic activity but the dust cloud covered several counties.
No, frugal, global warming/climate change is nothing more than a hoax by The Weather Channel to get more viewers!
I thought it was Al Gore’s cunning plan to get as rich as Mittens. I mean George Soros!!!
Going to make my world famous, well 5th St famous, errr my house famous chimichurri sauce, made with fresh mint instead of parsley, and a heart stopping amount of garlic, drizzeled over some Alaskan wild caught salmon I picked up yesterday; with a side of Dutch Baby yellow potatoes, and spring walla walla onions from the local Farmers Market to be dipped in a romesco sauce of my making.
Oh gawd…..yum…
Well I’m boring…I’m just making roast chicken, biscuits, and broccoli.
I envy you, Outstanding. My grandkids won’t eat chicken on the bone and I have several recipes for just that.
My son won’t eat chicken off the bone. Even at two he wouldn’t touch a chicken nugget, he wants it to look like chicken.
I think your son has it right, considering what off the bone can mean.
No doubt that’s true. I find it interesting that this is not something I taught him, just his own preference. He was fixated on chickens when he came to this country. I figure the chicken (live ones that is) was the only thing that seemed familiar to him. It’s hard to tell though, he couldn’t talk until he was 3.
My kids used to be that way, too. Then they became teenagers, and could barely wait until the chicken was dead. Thank goodness we didn’t live around live chickens.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm
Roast chicken.
Hopefully a nice fat one.
Can I have the skin?
It’s all yours, vinyl.
Roast chicken is the food of the gods.
The skin is all mine, as long as I leave a respectable piece for the son.
Glad you all switched to chicken. For a while I thought we were going to have the Great Okra War of 2012.
I’ve got my trash bag at the ready, in case anyone comes near me with okra.
I should give you my mailing address just in case you run across a good sized pile of field- or garden-fresh okra!
Good thing no one mentioned lentils.
Okra is sort of like venison. I don’t care for either, but if you say that to a true believer the reply is always “You’re not cooking it right!”.
yeah like lutefisk
I don’t even want to think about lutefisk. Or smell it.
“It’ll make a goat gag.” Garrison Keillor
“It’ll gag a maggot.”
Dunno who said it originally, I’ve heard it all my life.
There are times when I am glad that my mother abandoned swedish food in favor of Shake-n-Bake.
“Ten tousand svedes run troo der veeds,
vit vun Norvegian behind ‘em…”
My apologies a repeat of an old joke; “We tried the lutefisk trick, and the racoons went away, but now we have a family of Norwegians living under our front porch.”
Heh. The Norwegians must have been mighty hungry at some point, in order to think up something as nasty as lutefisk.
I understand a little about the history of lutefisk, and how it fulfilled their needs before refrigeration,etc. BUT my question is why would you want to continue such a culinary disaster?
Ugh, that venison smell gets into the sinuses and stays there. Blech.
culinary Philistines, the lot of ya
YEAH LENTILS!!!
A terrible trick has been played on you, nwoldguy. Lentils are really tiny dirt clods on a bag marked “lentils.”
I can deal with that.
My Lentils remark was in response to Hooda’s reference way up thread, if anybody really cares.
Ok, it looks like I have to come up with an absolutely delicious recipe that involves okra, venison and lentils. I think I can do that. Maybe.
It’s impossible. Absolutely impossible.
Impossible? Oh I do so love a nice challenge.
That is an exceptional challenge!
Making preparations for Beryl’s visit tomorrow. Do PetCo or PetSmart have Mae Wests for cats?
I think they make absolutely everything for pets these days. Is there such thing as high ground around there?
Only if somebody’s smoking pot on it!
Ha ha.
Well, get there!
We do have 2 bridges over the Intercoastal waterway with 64′ clearance for boats, but not a good place to be with rain and 45-50 MPH winds!
I bet your ears pop when you go over that thing.
Plus, it would be hard to light a smoke up there!
If you don’t mind me asking pachy…where’s, there?
32084
oh “Deliverance Miracle Revival Center”, okay.
I know where that is, just down the street from ABC Liquors!
Pachy, you might have to use one for a small dog.
PFDs (personal flotation devices) have come a long way, baby.
I like the ones with all the cool pockets to put stuff in.
Like the little waterproof cases for lighters, and even smaller ones for the, well, you know, stuff…..
They ones with epirbs too.
As Gabby Johnson says, rahble.
What’s up with the fire, Raven?
Apos for the tardy reply frugal, I had to come down the mountain for some vittles.
Whitewater/Baldy Complex is a bad one. Sustained high winds have driven it into the big time. Nearing my district, the crews are out wrapping buildings in tin foil, I’m running meals out to them on the fireline.
Sustained crown runs and long range spotting is going to make this one tough.
Taking a cat on a boat trip? Did I tell you about the time I accidentally was holding the kitten over the pool cleaning out the filter when I could feel his little heart going a mile a minute? Never once wanted to go outside after that.
No, not a boat trip: Subtropical storm Beryl headed my way.
Yikes. Make sure you stay safe pachy.
Taylor made it to the semi-final round today in the Classical Singers Competition. Down to 40 from 200 in today’s round. She is so excited.
That’s great! What did she sing?
Fantastic!!
Something Italian Il Tutti something something by Mozart & Love’s Philosophy. I’m not exactly a music expert.
That has to be so exciting and she must be very talented to keep advancing!
Proud Momma and Papa – congratulations all around!
Cosi fan tutte is about teen age sisters tempted to cheat on their betrothed who are off to was. Was it this aria perhaps?
Off to war, the lads were.
Dey was was dey?
Raven, are you near the fire Frugal was mentioning up thread?
Never mind. I saw your reply to frugal.
Stay safe and may the winds die down.