The other day, I realized that I have been doing less work around the house and spending more time enjoying the place. It made me think of the Romneys and how nice it must be to have maids, cooks, gardeners, etc… managing their property. They get to enjoy the place without the work.
I will vote for Romney if he promises and delivers three acres and pool along with the staff to do all the work for all Americans. Ha!

This is our Open Thread. What do you want from Romney or Obama? Speak Up!
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Happy Birthday
Dragonfly!
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Thank you, Ebb.
Once you’re over the hill its all downhill!
“Once you’re over the hill its all downhill!”
You’re never “over the hill” as long as you keep finding new mountains to climb.
Yes, but how did I get “over the hill” when I was never at the “top.”
The trick is an aversion to losing altitude, ’cause the peaks ahead need to be not quite so steep…
Habby Pirthday Pachy!
Did you know it is also Gary Larson’s Bday?
Happy Birthday, Pachy!
The perfect cake for a dragon fly. You’ve outdone yourself boss.
Happy birthday Pachy. Have a great day.
Happy natalistic day, pachy, and many, many more…
Happy Birthday, Pachy.
Buncha Leos here.
Really, once we’re all living together on “the Ranch” all the Leos are going to be a problem.
Yep… I’m a Leo as well.
happy pachy day!
Happy birthday, Pachy.
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday, Pachy!
Birthday greetings pachy. We have had an explosion of dragonfly’s in our neck of the woods. Must be getting ready for a birthday party!
We’ve had lots of dragonflies behind our house this year. Don’t remember seeing them here before.
Aw, gee, thanks you guys.
This morning we left at 5:45 on a mouse run. I’m driving there now because I can see better in the dark. Pete drove through High Springs on the return trip and you’ll never guess what I did there!
Bought yourself some birthday beer?
Happy Birthday, Pachy.
HB Pachy. Go Jolly!
I wish I had Romney’s retroactive machine so I could post earlier than Ebb, even though I didn’t know it was pachy’s birthday. But it wouldn’t matter because now I do know so, retroactively:
Happy Birthday, pachy!
This could work, Cat’s.
Everybody has jobs, going next door to mow, clean and fix their neighbors places.
Didn’t think about that. We could make it communal where we all share in the pleasures and in the work. Mitt would never go for that. He is too much of an elitist and believes that he should be served by others. Romney is a poor choice for president because he has no desire to serve our nation. He wants the title and the control. In all his speeches, he talks about how “he” will rule the nation. It’s all about him and not the people. There is no humility in Romney. It’s all pretense.
I suppose he’s prepping himself to rule his own planetary kingdom in the afterlife.
The only people crazier than Mormons are Scientologists.
And those dudes with the black track suits and white shoes – at least they ‘drank the Kool Aid’ as it were….
Who are the black track suit guys? The actual Kool Aid folks?
Shayne, there wasn’t a “reply” under your question of
I believe Turtle was referring to “Heaven’s Gate” cult
It takes all kinds – as there are those who “still believe and wait”
Just saw your comment about the high school kids. My daughter worked at MeatHeads this summer and had the same thing to say about the high schools kids working with her. But she learned what I’d been saying about nobody works harder than Mexicans is true.
That would be an awesome pool for all our critters to play in. Even the cats would find that interesting.
That is an awesome pool. Too bad it is not in my back yard.
I have to make myself take time off each week. When you live where you work it’s hard not to work nonstop. I don’t need Romney to deliver a pool, though I wish we had a community pool. There has been talk of one through the years, but there is always some reason it never happens. I suspect all those reasons boil down to “poor people would use it”. One county official even said “We don’t need a pool, we have two country clubs people can join”, which sounds like something Mitt would say.
If this is a picture of your pool Cats, I could probably be there in a few hours!
I joined a Facebook page for German Shorthair Pointers and all these dogs have either great beaches or awesome pools like that to play in. My poor boys have a yard. We have a above ground pool but when we tried to get them to go in it they thought we were trying to drown them.
When I had the car shop every activity was compared to what I could be doing at the shop. A farm is worse. There’s always work to do or a repair of equipment or barn etc.
Really my husband takes one week off a year to go fishing in Canada. That’s it. He is taking Friday off to take Taylor to school but he’ll probably be crying all day so what fun is that.
I voted in the primary today. At 7:08am (polls open at 7) I was #5.
For DFL (Democratic Farmer Labor party – aka Minnesota Democrats), it was an easy ticket. Amy Klobuchar has some none-serious challengers. She’ll win the primary easily. And she should win the general easily.
A single Dem running to run against John Kline (Michelle Bachmann voting-style, without the crazy parts of her personality – makes him more dangerous – you don’t see it coming). Kline will win sadly (it’s a safely gerrymandered district). We had some primary challenges for Supreme Court positions. The incumbents will likely win, but this was more to make sure the tea party crazy challengers don’t advance out of the primary.
Thank you for voting.
I would love to be a fly on the wall at the Palin household right now.
Chris Christie to deliver GOP convention keynote | The Ticket – Yahoo! News
Neither she, nor Bush nor Cheney will attend.
They are an embarrassment to put it nicely.
How the hell are they going to get him into red Naughty Monkey pumps?
One bigass shoehorn, m’lady!
Wow, there IS a crane big enough to lift his porcine butt onto the stage???
I don’t know about that. Supposedly Sarah throws things frequently and a fly on the wall could get hit with shrapnel.
Guess what Ryan’s wife did for a living before she quit to be a stay at home mom?
If you guessed she was a Washington Lobbyist for Nukes, Big Pharma and Cigars, then you would be right….
What a classic trifecta!
She is truly wholesome.
The only thing missing is alcohol and firearms.
Did you also know that Ryan is a personal and close friend of the Koch brothers.
I will vote for Romney if he promises and delivers… And of course, therein lies the rub. He’d surely promise it, like he promises whomever, whatever they desire in order to secure the presidency.
The deliver part, well, all I can say is ……….SSSSUCKER!!!
It’s happening already. Republicons nationwide are sidling away from the kid who crapped his pants at recess…
Republicans Across the Board Pressured Over Ryan Budget
When Linda McMahon is doing the political body slam, you gotta be in trouble…
Why is it we knew this would happen but Mittens didn’t. He really must not be too bright. My sister’s ex-husband was very successful in business but dumber than a box of rock. He is just a mean, selfish bastard.
Sometimes you don’t have to be smart to be successful, you just have to be willing to lie, cheat, steal, and steam roll over others.
And lucky. Lucky is good.
Sometimes, that’s all it is — luck.
Being willing to lie, cheat and steal doesn’t hurt.
That explains mittens in a nutshell.
The only thing that I could think of re: the Ryan choice is that it was necessary to guarantee the continued firehose of money from the Koch brothers.
Q. How many geeks does it take to ruin a joke?
A. You mean nerd, not geek. And not joke, but riddle. Proceed.
Oh gawd, my brother-in-law is like that.
OK Sheldon.
Nice.
The Republican ticket’s big Medicare myth
Hey cool, Chris Christie is going to devour the GOP convention keynote address.
No wait, deliver the address.
I can’t believe he is their great white hope. Bunch of losers.
Chris Christie’s opening line:
“Alright yous, sit down and shut up already!”
He looks like he devoured Sarah Palin and that is why she won’t be speaking at the convention.
Who?
“I am absolutely confident that [Romney] … did pay taxes.” McCain told the Las Vegas Sun’s Jon Ralston during an interview set to air on his “Face to Face” program on Tuesday. “Nothing in his tax returns showed that he did not pay taxes.”
McCain is still parsing and did not call Harry Reid a liar, as Reince Priebus did.
But then he admitted he had never actually looked at the tax returns himself.
I think there’s more to this to come – Reid has something else on this subject I feel it ….
Proof that cats just don’t give a shit:
Yep, that’s cattitude.
You can get in trouble around here for dissing cats. Better watch your back.
Evil? No. He’s just checking to make sure gravity still works.
Gallup calls public reaction to the Ryan pick “among the least positive” that “Gallup has recorded in recent elections.” Nate Silver’s view:
“I think the smart money is on Mr. Ryan’s polling remaining mediocre throughout this election cycle.
He articulates his ideas well, but with a somewhat intellectual timbre that might appeal more to high-information voters than those who are less invested in politics and are more likely to be undecided in the race. And he has inherently something of a tough sell, since his policy preferences are reasonably far removed from those of the median voter. Mr. Ryan is also on the young side for a vice-presidential choice, and lacks foreign policy experience, so he may have more work to do than the average candidate in demonstrating his credentials.”
Ohh, but Mitt has a mancrush on Paulie and thinks he’s peachy keen.
Horshack from “Welcome Back, Kotter” has died.
Loved his snort.
He’s survived by his partner of 41 years.
Yeah, the gays are totally destroying the “sanctity of marriage.”
Shutterbug Alert:
Hipsters stunned as vintage cameras fail to make them professional photographers
http://www.hayibo.com/hipsters-stunned-as-vintage-cameras-fail-to-make-them-professional-photographers/
*horshack snort*
Taylor finds hipsters particularly annoying. Must share with her.
An estimation of the Ryan pick from American Prospect: http://prospect.org/article/coming-obama-landslide
Good analysis. When the seniors (who vote, btw) understand the Ryan plan’s negative impact, Rmoney and all his Kochdollars won’t be able to steal this election.
Geronimo!!
It says nothing about BBC America. Maybe we’ll get the version where they don’t KILL AMY POND!!!!
They wouldn’t dare kill her! I predict that she and Rory will decide to leave the Doctor when they discover she’s pregnant again. They’ll want to raise this one.
Oh can’t wait. Thanks for sharing!
Your Moment of Mitt.
His visit to Miami yesterday:
“Romney received a warm welcome to Miami Monday on Radio Mambí, a station that caters to Cuban exiles. Romney had an appearance at a Miami juice shop (owned by a convicted drug dealer) later in the day and the host told the GOP candidate, “They’re waiting for you with a mamey and a guayaba — Cuban fruits — here in Miami, do you like those?”
“I am a big fan of mango, papaya, and guava,” Romney said. The hosts chuckled and added, “There are mangos there too.” We’re not sure if the host and translator laughed with Romney in his moment of candor, at the fact that he added mango and papaya to the list, or that the former is Cuban slang for “vagina.” ‘
http://univisionnews.tumblr.com/post/29412980979/romney-professes-his-love-for-fruit
Thom Hartmann had some “minor surgery” and then a setback but is on the mend and will be back soon.
Setback doesn’t sound good does it?
No but it sounds like it’s in the past. Probably a post op infection. When my friend, Chuck, got his infection he found that about half of the people getting operations at that hospital got them too. Part of that is that they send people home so soon after an operation that they don’t catch it until it’s a much bigger deal than if they had been in the hospital when it hits.
Moving day is Saturday, and it’s supposed to 104 degrees in the valley.
Awesome.
Can you take some light stuff down Friday evening and crank the A/C down so it’ll be cool when you arrive Saturday?
I’m picking up the keys tomorrow, so I’ll take most of the stuff I have here then. Making another trip on Friday, and getting the place cool for Saturday is an excellent idea! Thanks, Outstanding!
Stock your frig with your beverage of choice as well.
It’s a dry heat.
I always liked that one.
I’ve lived in humidity and dry heat, and I definitely prefer the dry heat. I can’t breath in the humid heat. Blech.
Yay for dry heat!
I’d love dry heat. I sweat so much I look like I’ve been swimming.
I concur. Humid and hot is hell.
Dry heat is good. Except when the wind blows, then it just feels like an oven…We’re only 108 today. We’re having a cool spell.
Perhaps you could rent an ice cream truck for the move!!
The Romney campaign is having kittens, cuz Joe Biden said this:
Tempest in a teapot.
Team RR seems to have short memory loss:
The faux indignation and vapors were by Andrea Saul of the Mittens Team. She’s just trying to get back in good graces.
You remember Andrea, she’s then one that last week equated Romneycare in Mass. with Obamacare and was summarily raked over the coals by Wingnutosphere.
Ah yes, she needs to get her “I’ll do anything and say anything, but don’t call me a whore” game back on track.
In addition to receiving Social Security as a teenager and living off government paychecks his entire adult life, Paul Ryan’s family fortune came from taxpayer as well. “You didn’t build that!!:
http://www.salon.com/2012/08/14/paul_ryan_didnt_build_that/
Biden being Biden:
http://dailycaller.com/2012/08/14/speaking-to-virginia-crowd-biden-confuses-virginia-with-north-carolina-video/
Well this would piss off a lot of Virginians.
The comments on that article are delusional.
Wow.
It is soooo nice to see someone from the MSM call out these freaks.
http://crooksandliars.com/karoli/cnns-soledad-obrien-pins-truth-romneys-spok
Damn, no wonder my throat is sore — Idaho is burning, and the smoke is settling into this valley.
No end in sight, since the heat wave is to continue for at least another week.
Why can’t President Obama stop lighting wild fires and make it rain? (Ducking behind couch)
I heard that Barack Hussein starts wild fires with his white hot hatred of white people.
I just figure that he has to visit the western states to hide his smoking from Michele. Then, since he’s there and has a match…?
And we go up like a gas can sitting in the sun!
Will the Dems be able to benefit from PACs? It seems to me that the smart move would be to let the PACs do the attack ads while the official campaign, especially now that they have the Ryan plan as a target, can stick to policy and records. And I still want to see an ad that ends with: “Was he lying then or is he lying now. There is no third option.”
On a related note: It’s being reported that Ryan’s voting record mirrors Batscat Bachmann’s. I would love to see the Dems hang that crazy (expletive deleted) around Mittens’ and Ryan’s necks.
Gee. That’s no surprise. The recent Texas shooter had “mental issues” and a bunch of guns. But the Reichwhiners continue to pitch a fit if anyone even suggests that we examine gun laws that allow people with mental issues to buy guns.
http://hosted2.ap.org/APDEFAULT/3d281c11a96b4ad082fe88aa0db04305/Article_2012-08-14-Texas%20AandM-Shooter/id-96325c1f86db4d519c249e7246a337dc
Can Bradlee Dean hide from the IRS? Assuming for the moment that Hell exists; I’m pretty sure there’s an especially hot corner reserved for those who solicit charitable donations under false pretenses.
http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2012/08/bradlee_deans_dishonest_fundraising_may_land_him_in_hot_water_with_the_irs.php
Tebow’s ‘sexy Jesus’ pose in GQ draws controversy
Sorry, I find that picture to be particularly un-sexy.
Tebow is rather impressed with himself, isn’t he?
You can’t see his hands and unless they’re nailed into some 2×4′s I don’t any Jesus connection. More like Stevie Nicks.
Yeah, I think it’s a bit of a stretch to say it’s a Jesus pose, except that his arms are outstretched AND his feet are crossed in the classic fashion of the crucified.
Whether he intended to take a Jesus pose or not, he’s just not doing it for me.
One thing is for sure: when Tebow fooks up – and he will – the New York press will crucify him.
Does it make me a terrible person if I’m looking forward to that?
Join the club.
I’m glad it’s not just me.
No – I feel the same way. I didn’t want him on my Jets in the first place.
I don’t find anything wrong with the picture. I find him offensive, not in the football sense, but in the holier than thou sense.
I’ll still cheer for the Jets, but only when Tebow is warming the bench. Really wish they hadn’t picked him up.
I’m a Vikings/NFC fan so I have no feelings about the Jets but Tebow is a guy I find easy to root against. I would find him, and Brees and a few other God-bothering football players, less annoying if one of them would come out after a loss and say “I guess the other team just prayed harder”. I would also guess that the other 20-40 guys would get tired of them attributing their wins to God.
Exactly! You never here them say “We lost because we didn’t pray hard enough.”
I’m a Viking fan too, from way back. Bud Grant is a legend in Winnipeg for his winning ways before he went to the Vikings. I’m too young to remember him in Winnipeg, but Manitobans cheered him on in Minnesota.
Sorry, I hadn’t read your reply until after I posted mine above.
While I didn’t bother looking at the photo, I heartily concur with the rest of your sentiments!
Hillary versus…
http://bostonreview.tumblr.com/post/29411146225/hillary-clinton-on-being-asked-about-her-clothes
That’s going around facebook, and I think it’s great!
I’m not an unambiguous fan of Hillary but she has steel in her soul. I really kinda wish she had remained in the Senate to lend some of that steel to Harry Reid.
I think being SoS has brought her what she thought she’d get via the presidency: Power, recognition, and respect.
She’s probably thanking her lucky stars these days that she didn’t get the Dem nomination nod.
I frequently wonder if the GOP would be more intransigent toward a black man or a woman.
I think we’ll get our answer in 2016.
I really think it would have been horrible for either Obama or Clinton, but the added feature of Obama being black has brought out the true hate lurking in this country.
The GOP? They would demonize any Democrat, but I really think they’re enjoying the racist ugliness, while trying to distance themselves (kinda) from the mess.
I think that it would have been a push. they would just have been overcome by misogyny instead of racism. although I am still a bit surprised that they have continued to double down on the rage over every single issue. Even toddler throwing a tantrum eventually get tired and fall asleep. Not so with the GOopers.
Yeah. I don’t begrudge her the job but I really wonder if the GOoPers would have been quite so effective at their obstruction if she was still a Senator.
Twice in one day. I think I might be falling in love with Soledad O’Brien.
http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/david/soledad-obrien-fact-checks-sununu-you-cant-j
Wow, Sununu just lost his shit, didn’t he?
Bravo, Soledad!!
Sununu is no more than 2 chromosomes removed from a poo-flinging baboon at the best of times but i was thinking, and hoping(?), that he would have a stroke.
He was SO pissed off about being contradicted! Woo!
His teevee makeup must have been covering his furious bright red face.
I wonder if Bill0 will pitch a fit over the “librul media attacking” poor GOoPers. Ever since he demonstrated that he can’t figure out how the tides work I have actually been able to laugh at him.
The Say Anything Tour churns on:
In the heart of Ohio’s coal country, Romney accused the president of “waging war on coal” and hindering job creation at a time when Americans are struggling.
“He talks about how wonderful it is and how we’re adding jobs in the coal industry and producing more coal,” Romney said while flanked by dozens of coal miners in this key battleground state. “How in the world can you go out there and just tell people things that aren’t true?”
Self awareness isn’t a strong suit in the GOP.
If Romney wins, we are friggin’ doomed.
Not because of him, but because of those who will be controlling this meat puppet.
I know it sounds like a conspiracy theory but I’m starting to suspect that they have no desire to win the presidency. Assuming that the GOoPers retain control of the house and don’t lose the filibuster in the Senate; it’s their perfect wet dream. They can trash the country by passing BS legislation in the House and filibuster everything in the Senate and then blame Obama for everything.
You could be right, pete. I mean really, Obama is the fucking anti-christ, and they come up with Romney? Really?
The GOP has much more power if they gain control of the House and Senate, and they know it.
FREEDOM! Kangaroo escapes animal prison with the help from a wild boar, and a fox.
http://jezebel.com/5934373/rogue-kangaroo-breaks-out-of-wildlife-park-gallivants-around-germany-being-awesome#13449851027028
Excellent! Love it!
Especially:
Run wild and free, Roo!
And all the Creole chefs are calling out “where’s my roo?”
roo=roux oh never mind
Heh, you know they’d cook the thing…and use a roux.
You’re in way over your head when your the GOP VP nominee and you’re on Fox News with Brit Hume and he’s bitch slapping you and stealing your milk money:
http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/08/paul-ryan-cant-escape-own-budget-package-in-debut-solo-interview.php?ref=fpa
And Paulie thought he was on friendly ground…
Another Birthday today, its 77th. Happy Birthday my friend…
http://thinkprogress.org/economy/2012/08/14/690661/social-security-poverty-77/
What the birthers have to believe. The video at the bottom made me LOL.
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Birther
I liked the “evil voodoo magic”. “Hey.”
Boo!!
Afterbirthers! ha
That is funny, dycker!
http://i.imgur.com/vQ4T2.jpg
Fuck yeah.
Right on.
FYI…
People are 3,615 times more likely to report a UFO sighting than they are to commit in-person voter impersonation, according to national data.
So are the repiggies calling thousands and thousands of false UFO sightings?
Mitt Romney wants the media to respect the “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas” rule for Paul Ryan’s first “finance meeting” with Sheldon Adelson:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/romney-blocks-media-from-ryans-1st-vegas-funder/2012/08/14/65b54f02-e642-11e1-9739-eef99c5fb285_story.html
Hey Mitt, what are the odds of that?
Ryanide/Addledscum finance meeting:
Porky: “The check is under your dinner napkin…”
Weaselface: “What do you want me to do?”
What does this say about the state of democracy in the United States, when a candidate running for the second highest office in the land meets with a gambler in a city founded by organized crime?
And a candidate running for the highest office wants to hush it up?
I’m just one of the little people who doesn’t appreciate the nuance of a “finance event”. I don’t really get that dressage thing either.
Romney’s Big Lie:
$716 billion is how much Obamacare cuts from Medicare spending – but NOT Medicare recipient’s benefits.
I think it’s funny that Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan desperately want to be Prez and VP, but neither of them can run on their records. Run away!!
Notice when Ryan gets flustered and cornered he talksrealfastandkindaslurshiswordsandrunsthemalltogether?
He’s already doing it. Too funny!!
This is going to be fun! Wheee!!!
lol…
He’s not very good at it is he?
I see him coming down with an acute case of Palinitis.
It seems like Ryan is feeling the pressure faster than Palin did. Of course, her head is pretty thick.
At about this stage of the game Palin was to busy shopping for clothes to take notice of what it was really all about.
True. She was in a frenzy!
Eagleton 2.
Oh wow, the WABAC machine. What brought him to mind?…
Do you believe Ryan may have skeletons that will appear within the next few months?
Is there a Robert Novak “pal” that will blow the cover?
Bologna:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=336207326468736&set=a.135440809878723.31061.135432559879548&type=1&theater
Both Mittens and Paulie drove cars with a dog on top!
Sayonara, Sensata.
This is the song that Van the Man wrote about me. Thanks Van…Enjoy and sweet dreams…
Slumber peacefully, nwog.
Okay, this one he specifically said, “Benton this is your traveling song. Smile dude, it’s all good.” Thanks again Van…
Thatta girl, give me some Keb. Buenos noches.
My theme song, and I’m outta here…