Weight, there’s more!

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Matt Davies, NY Journal News


B’Bye Gonzo!

via: Raw Story
Alberto Gonzales gives his final speech as Attorney General today at Bolling Air Force base.

“My time in public service has had its share of difficulties, but even more moments of inspiration,” he said. “My trips to Iraq have been among them. Being part of a Department that plays a vital role in stopping terrorists has been a humbling experience.”

“Humbling”. Ya, I’ll bet.

Link includes video footage of his speech. It is not surprising that Gonzo managed to throw in a couple “9/11” references. It IS surprising however that he spoke to a packed house and managed to get a standing ovation… (Oh.., I’m getting misty… NOT!)
B’bye Gonzo. Don’t let the door hit you on your way out.

Your Government at Work

According to the Deficit Reduction Act of 2005 as amended under sections 454(6)(b) of the Social Security Act, codified at 42 United States code 654 (6)(b) and your states administrative Rule, all people who are recieving at least $500 in child support money per year will be charged $25 dollars to offset the federal deficit.

Yes, child support money is no longer for the children folks, it is to pay off the federal deficit. Who is the welfare recipient now?

Or here