Lady McPalin

Lady McPalin
Original words and music “Lady Madonna”, by John Lennon and Paul McCartney
Additional lyrics by Wayne A. Schneider, 2008

Lady McPalin, standing on your feet
Wonder how you manage to take the heat?
Who took the money? Something else was meant.
Did you spend the money that Congress sent?
Friday night a lie about an airplane
Sunday morning speaking like a nun
Monday’s lie was turned into a campaign
See how they run

Lady McPalin, baby at your breast
Wonders how you’ll manage to fool the rest

See how they run

Lady McPalin, lying on the trail
Listen to the pundits saying that you’ll fail
Tuesday afternoon is “No more spending”
Wednesday morning “Stevens is no bum
Thursday night your war that’s never-ending

See how they run

Lady McPalin, standing on your feet
Wonder how you manage to take the heat?

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17 thoughts on “Lady McPalin

  1. Inspired by Wayne… to Lennon’s “Imagine”

    Imagine there’s a heaven
    By Intelligent Design
    A hell below us
    Full of all your kind
    Imagine lib’ral people
    Flesh burned away…

    Imagine there’s no countries
    Without our drilling crews
    Oil to kill and die for
    Eskimos to screw

    Imagine female people
    Vote for my u-ter-us

    You, you may say I’m a schemer
    But I’m not the only one
    I know some day you’ll join us
    All dittoheads will think as one

    Imagine all repressions
    Of every right wing scam
    Ignoring greed and hunger
    Once fetus grows to man

    Imagine all the people
    Crying around the world…

    You may say I’m a dreamer
    But I’m just a hockey mom
    I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing
    But vote for me you heathen scum

  2. Grab your shades Jane and Wayne, we got a cider run to make. I am figuring we will return with a great idea for a new Wayne tune or just a big bag of unhealthy snacks. Either way, everyone wins….

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