Only the lonely….

Larry, my sweet —

Only the lonely...

Only the lonely...

The months have slowly passed since you tapped your way into my U bend.

Oh, how I miss your bold wide stance, and your furtive moans of pleasure.  My days are cold and empty now that you’re gone. I flush with the memory of your warm, moist hand.

Though many have tried, no one makes my bowl weep for joy like you…

With lust and longing,
Minnesota Loo

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