Larry, my sweet —
The months have slowly passed since you tapped your way into my U bend.
Oh, how I miss your bold wide stance, and your furtive moans of pleasure. My days are cold and empty now that you’re gone. I flush with the memory of your warm, moist hand.
Though many have tried, no one makes my bowl weep for joy like you…
With lust and longing,
Our own Wayne A Schneider wrote a song parody about Sen Craig, called “Senate Queen.” See it here.