Saturday night cesspool party!

The guard dogs are guarding......what?

The guard dogs are guarding......what?

Hey Critters, visitors, fans, lurkers, friends, foes, whoever you are, I give you the Saturday night cesspool party.

The game of the evening is “Marry, Fuck or Kill,” but if you have other ideas throw ’em out there.  We’re flexible around here — but not easy, those rumors are not true!

The chimps have finally come down from their “we attended the Inauguration and you didn’t” high, and will take your drink order, but you are responsible for making sure they actually bring it to you.