Wish you were here
And of course… Money!
Don’t miss the song parody of “Money” by Critter Wayne A. Schneider called “Cheney“!
by Wayne A. Schneider
Original Words and Music “Money”, by Pink Floyd
Cheney, go away.
Keep your nose out of my meetings now, O.K.?
Cheney, you’re an ass.
Shoot your friend’s face then act like you’ve no class.
You’re for dodging war (five deferments)
Think you’d have just a little sense
Cheney, you’re wrong.
I’m sure you’ve been incorrect all along.
Cheney, you’re a twit.
Don’t give me that Legislative Branch bullshit!
You think you can declassify covert CIA names
Else we’d never heard of Val Plame’s.
Cheney, doing crime.
Most unlikely that you’ll ever have to do time.
Cheney, so they say,
Is the root of all evil today.
But if I ask for the truth you’ll act uncouth
And tell me to go away
Away. (give him a short, sharp shove)