Will Chuck run for President—of Texas?!

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So, up-Chuck Norris would like to run for “President of Texas”(Huh..?)

From his own words:

On Glenn Beck’s radio show last week, I quipped in response to our wayward federal government, “I may run for president of Texas.”

That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.

From the East Coast to the “Left Coast,” America seems to be moving further and further from its founders’ vision and government.

[…] On March 1, 1845, then-President John Tyler signed a congressional bill annexing the Republic of Texas. Though the annexation resolution never explicitly granted Texas the right to secede from the Union (as is often reported), many (including me) hold that it is implied by its unique autonomy and history, as well as the unusual provision in the resolution that gave Texas the right to divide into as many as five states. Both the original (1836) and the current (1876) Texas Constitutions also declare that “All political power is inherent in the people. … they have at all times the inalienable right to alter their government in such manner as they might think proper.”

Anyone who has been around Texas for any length of time knows exactly what we’d do if the going got rough in America. Let there be no doubt about that. As Sam Houston once said, “Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may.”

Just last Friday, the Alamo celebrated its 173rd commemoration, when on March 6, 1836, Texans under Col. William B. Travis were overcome by the Mexican army after a two-week siege at the Alamo in San Antonio. But they didn’t go down without a hell-of-a-fight, as those roughly 145 Texans fought to their dying breaths against more than 2,000 Mexican forces under Gen. Santa Anna. (Casualties in the battle were 189 Texans vs. about 1,600 Mexicans.) They lost that battle, but would provide the inspiration to win the war. Their fighting spirit rallied the new-found republic, and still does to this day. So when you think all is lost in America, remember the Alamo![…]

So, Chuck, what exactly as you suggesting? That Texas should secede from the U.S., possibly divide into five states, and you would then try to become president of your own little country?? And that makes you—a ‘patriot’?

When Bush was president, anyone questioning ANYTHING with his administration and their tromping all over the Constitution, and their constant bypassing the rule of law, had their ‘patriotism’ questioned.. And now that Barack Obama is president, your talk of secession from the United States makes you a ‘patriot’?

Are you now possibly trying to incite an insurgency in your own country? Start a civil war – a revolution?

For those losing hope, and others wanting to rekindle the patriotic fires of early America, I encourage you to join Fox News’ Glenn Beck, me and millions of people across the country in the live telecast, “We Surround Them,” on Friday afternoon (March 13 at 5 p.m. ET, 4 p.m. CT and 2 p.m. PST). Thousands of cell groups will be united around the country in solidarity over the concerns for our nation. You can host or attend a viewing party by going to Glenn’s website. My wife Gena and I will be hosting one from our Texas ranch, in which we’ve invited many family members, friends and law enforcement to join us. It’s our way of saying “We’re united, we’re tired of the corruption, and we’re not going to take it anymore!”

Even if you started this here civil war by pushing for secession from the United States, what’s to ensure that Norris would be the one elected “President of Texas”…? Read “Idiot Wind” at Truthout where he mentions Mr. Norris’s interesting plans, and also a few other pearls of wisdom from several other right-wing crazies.

So, back on subject.. Chuck Norris was interviewed by none other than bat-shit crazy Glenn Beck on his radio show:

[…] GLENN: Somebody asked me this morning, they said, you really believe that there’s going to be trouble in the future. And I said, if this country starts to spiral out of control and, you know, and Mexico melts down or whatever, if it really starts to spiral out of control, before America allows a country to become a totalitarian country, which it would have under I think the Republicans as well in this situation; they were taking us to the same place, just slower.

NORRIS: It was slower, yeah.

GLENN: Americans will, they just, they won’t stand for it. There will be parts of the country that will rise up. And they said, where’s that going to come from? And I said Texas, it’s going to come from Texas. Do you agree with that, Chuck, or not?

NORRIS: Oh, yeah. You know, Texas is a republic, you know. We could actually —

GLENN: It was a country before it was a state.

NORRIS: Yeah, we could break off from the union if we wanted to.

GLENN: You do, you call me.

NORRIS: Oh, yeah.

GLENN: Seriously, you do. I don’t mind having that lone star on my flag. I really don’t mind it. I’ve been out with a seam ripper looking at my flag going, I don’t know, California could go. I’m just saying —

NORRIS: I may run for president of Texas. (Laughing).[…]

5 thoughts on “Will Chuck run for President—of Texas?!

  1. Glad you put this up today. It didn’t appear many noticed it yesterday with the opportunity to discuss drinking as the alternative. 🙂

  2. Ah Texas!
    Remember the Alamo!
    Remember the Alamo?
    They lost!
    Then later they won, under the leadership of Sam Houston, even though he thought slavery shouldn’t be legal (as it was) and Indians shouldn’t be exterminated as a matter of policy.
    And Texas then asked for annexation with rest of the US because they needed the help and were in massive debt.
    And then they lost the Civil War also.
    And later on they let George Bush defend Texas against the Vietnamese hordes and then elected him governor so they could be #1 in almost every every measure of economic and social crapitude.

    I wholeheartedly agree with Chuck Norris’ implied sentiment that the rest of the US simply doesn’t deserve Texas.

  3. Per Mike Malloy:
    It would be interesting to let Texas secede and see how long it took the Mexican drug gangs to take it over!

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