Good evening, friends. Tonight, we have a respectable topic for the cesspool party: Your favorite books. Please let us know why the books you list are your favorites, and what impact they have had on your life.
The waitstaff chimps are wearing their rented tuxedos, and drinks are on the house. This promises to be a fabulous evening of fine manners and elegant conversation.
As usual, please note that there is no valet parking for the cesspool party, and if you give a chimp your keys, we are not responsible for helping you get it off the blocks.
Aw hell, who am I kidding? Party on!