12 thoughts on “Happy Birthday, dbadass!!”

  1. Happy Birtday to you,
    You belong on the Zoo,
    You cook like a cook does,
    and I have no idea where else to go with this so,
    Happy Birtday to you!

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  6. dbadass

    Congrats on being older! what’s your secret?

    Oh, the stories you must have!

    No, I don’t want to hear them–knowing you have them is reward enough!

    Here, I brought you this jar of brightly colored gelatinized corn syrup from the good people at Smuckers. Enjoy! 😀

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  8. Happy B’Day db! Shuck a dozen oysters and down them raw. Be sure to use hot sauce to render them harmless, otherwise they will eat their way out of your stomach. Pretreatment is preferred, otherwise a minimum of 1 ounce of Tabasco is required (which is painful at both the onset and the morning after.)

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  9. Hey thanks. That sure was nice of you. I took off Friday night fish to spend more time with my kids. Diary of a Wimpy Kid is sort of cute. Time to make some baked scallops and kick back for the rest of the day. Thanks again-

    Oh and it was a shitty day for birds here. Too cold and cloudy for the most part…

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  11. Happy B-Day dbadass! One day after Amber’s! Hope you have a great one.
    I see you are whacking kenneh and peepee over at TP!

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