The Mad Hatter and the March Hare try to put the Dormouse in a teapot.
In case you did not notice, yesterday marks the 219th anniversary day of the ratification of Bill of Rights. Today (and yesterday, and the day before ad infinitum) marks the time when this set of amendments are on the pick and choose list of Republicans and the Tea Party. Much of the rest of the Constitution and the balance of the Amendments are being reconstituted.
The Second Amendment is sanctified and has been modified to include assault rifles have been added to the flintlock muskets envisioned by the founding fathers. Could missiles and nuclear weapons be next? After all they are tantamount to the concept of a “well regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free State”.
The third is almost valid as one would not like to have that pesky militia running about ones fortified house. It is a bit short of perfection as it fails to address the Second Amendment solution.
The First and Four through Nine are poorly written as they do not address the Arab Problem.
Number 10’s main shortcoming is that the central government is allowed to forbid actions deemed “necessary” by some states.
Any Amendment after 10 should not be considered valid as the founding fathers did not consider any of them when the Constitution was first adopted.
This sort of logic extends to the Constitution itself. If the founding fathers had to modify it, they certainly believed that they did not get it right the first time.
This is our Open Thread. Please feel free to add your thoughts on this, or any other topic that comes to mind.
Our present government has become the embodyment of the tyranny they labored to escape.
The language of the Bill of Rights and the Constitution is writen using verbage that is intentionally nonspecific. It was meant to be adaptable to changing times.
They were depending on the populus to take an active role in the affairs of their government.
The lobbyist machine that pours money into an elected officials coffers had not matured to its present malfunction.
Corporations were not regarded as “people”.
They were counting on the repesentatives to to exhibit loyalty to the states and its people first. Thereby not being sold out to the highest paying foreign PAC for narrow military and religious agendas with us as the proxy.
I honestly believe they were counting on people to do the right thing which in this day and age, rarely happens anymore.
Also, Wall Street didn’t exist at the time. Money had actual backing and there was no Fed or Ben Bernanke’s to fire up the copier when the money supply got inconveniently low.
I have to feed my unicorn breakfast. I’ll be back when I cheer up.
The tea baggers pick and choose Constitutional amendments just like they pick and choose verses in the bible. They feel the same way about social programs administered by the Government. Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, disability, unemployment and worker’s compensation only applies to them because they earned it and everyone else didn’t.
If the militias had access to missiles and nuclear weapons, they would want them included in the second amendment rights. After all, it’s only criminals and terrorists with weapons that are a danger to society.
Paw-prints in the snow
Soft tail-brush across ankle
Happy Birthday Jane
Mornin’ everbody!
I’m hearing an audio clip of McChinless blubbering about Judd Gregg’s retirement from the Senate, on Bill Press. You’d think Gregg just died the way he’s carrying on!
Cheeseflap, now you have to wish RUCerious his Happy Birthday.
My temp just hit 57, and the forecast high was to be 51. The front is just passing Memphis, but it slants eastward so much as you go north, Outstanding may get my weather as I’m getting it today, instead of 12 hours later!
I’m ready for 57 degrees House. It hasn’t gone above freezing for days and is currently snowing and the temperature is 25. Send warmth!
Outstanding, I think your latitude is working against you, but the front may bring you some warmth and rain, if the weather in Bristol is headed your way.
The Constitution, as it stands today, would not get ratified today.
Once the right succeed in making the constitution perfect, they should pass an amendment that repeals the amendment process.
RUCerious
Sustain twelfth-fret harmonics
Sing, Happy Birthday
Also, yesterday at cheeseflap.com:
http://www.cheeseflap.com/archives/194
Those were lovely, as usual, cheeseflap. I especially like Jane’s. 🙂
Zxbe–I have no doubt that they would if they thought they could get away with it.
I sure hope that cold front moves on soon. I’m heading to Florida for a cruise in early January and I’d rather not be freezing my butt off. Last year, there were record lows in Tampa when we were there, and our one port stop was miserably cold and blustery. Because of that, this year they aren’t even going to decide where to go until we sail, so hopefully they can find someplace WARM!
5.54pm:
Sky is saying Assange will be coming out of the high court in five minutes time.
He will then make a statement.
I think I have figured out the difference between your basic Republican and a Teabagging Republican.
One wears their ass for a hat. The other as a neck tie.
What is this world coming to? I just ran to the store to pick up a few things and one of them was some Corona. The store has a policy of asking everyone for ID so when the little fella ringing things up said “Do you have your ID?” I had to respond with “I lost my Idy in a flood.”
The lady behind me snorted, the bagger laughed out loud and the cashier looked at both then back at me and rebooted with a totally straight face…”I need to see some ID.”
A few years ago in Phoenix a clerk asked me, “Are you twenty-one?”
I said “No.” Long Pause, stare stare stare. “I’m 64.”
The clerk let that one lie.
frugal, when asked that question I generally can’t resist saying something like “No, I disguise myself as a decrepit old fart to keep people like Paris Hilton from hitting on me.”
H/T to Max_1 over at TP (Max I miss your late night visits to the Zoo):
Veterans for Peace protest at the WH gate
Hooda, in CA everyone buying liquor is carded – no matter how old they look.
About damn time
Hooda, see, my problem is that I know damn well Paris Hilton would “hit on me” if we were ever to meet. That’s why, of course, I stay in hiding.
Blake Edwards has passed away.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101216/ap_on_en_mo/us_obit_blake_edwards
ebb: “in CA everyone buying liquor is carded – no matter how old they look.”
Why is that?
frugal, I have met(as in spent more than 30 seconds shaking their hand or watching them walk by) exactly one celebrity in my life. It involved a single dance in the lounge of a Holiday Inn in Virginia Beach. After hours. Don’t ever let anyone tell you that those eyes of hers aren’t an amazing violet.
Is any one paying attention to what’s going on with the tax cut thing in the House. I heard on the radio that there’s some fighting going on, and the vote is postponed until tomorrow.
Zx: “Blake Edwards has passed away.”
How sad. And how strange the ‘coincidence’ given that for the last week, we’ve been watching his masterpiece late fifties TV series, Peter Gunn.
Blake Edwards: a true original. What a talent he was!
Frugal, because of under-age drinking. Clerks were using a subjective “looked 21” so now every i.d. is checked (at Safeway anyway).
The state will start issuing a different shape license for those under 21 –
“In addition, cards issued to persons under 21 will come in a vertical layout.”
Hooda, the only ‘celebrity’ I ever met face to face was Linus Pauling. Attended a seminar by him at Arizona State U. back in the sixties. Afterward, in the crowd, he stepped on my foot, accidentally. Thankfully he didn’t swoon like Paris Hilton would if she were to step on my foot.
I’ve not seen but a couple episodes of Peter Gunn. But I love the iconic theme song and the rest of the jazzy Henry Mancini music that went into it. (I got a CD of it for Christmas a couple years back.)
BTW, I’m done with finals!!
Now I just need to figure out how to stop thinking I have school work to get done. 😀
zxbe, the theme to Peter Gunn is one my daughter recognizes immediately because I have a tendency to hum it to myself. The other one is Harlem Nocturne.
Remember when Oral Roberts implored his followers to donate money to his ministry, or else ‘God was going to call him home’?
How much different is that from Obama calling House Democrats and telling them they must pass the tax cut bill or it will be ‘the end of his presidency’?
House, I can’t imagine Obama saying something like that. DeFazio seems like a bit of a drama queen in general.
I love Harlem Nocturne as well. Good stuff.
There was a reworking of the Peter Gunn theme into a song with lyrics called Bye Bye, and sung by Sarah Vaughn. A few years ago some mixmaster reworked her version of the song into something I found to be quite interesting. If I can find a copy I’ll post it on Friday night music.
Huzzah! for Mistress Z!
ok, so it isn’t summer – there is no song commemorating ‘winter break’…
Grats Z! Let the party begin. 🙂
Finals are done. Let the Holidays begin.
Whether it passes or not – Obama’s presidency is at an end.
Up until now I truly thought he could pull a rabbit out of a hat…no longer. Capitulaters have clipped wings – and won’t fly.
Zx, I had that Peter Gunn album when I was still in HS, in the late fifties. Today, when I hear an excerpt in the background of an episode, I can either hum along or whistle it! Mancini did a fantastic job there — one of his first, i.i.r.c., predating his first REAL biggie, Moon River from Breakfast at Tiffany’s in 1960 or ’61, whichever it was.
ebb: “Obama’s presidency is at an end.”
I tend to agree, ebb. It is as far as I’m concerned — barring some sort of unexpected miracle.
FDR, in a 1936 campaign speech, said it all”
I had hoped that’s what we’d hear from Obama. Apparently, and sadly, I was wrong.
I don’t think Obama’s presidency is over yet, but he just can’t keep doing the same stuff he’s been doing. He has to shift his message and efforts to the PEOPLE, and if he doesn’t do it quickly, he’s toast.
Pardon the trite sports analogy but it is half time. Obama has been playing an old conservative style game relying on a back field of running backs that have basically sucked. The other team has shown him all they have and it is pretty pitiful.
Coming out of the locker room in the second half he can keep playing the same game and get his ass handed to him some more or he can get creative in his strategy and light the field up. He has the brains to do it but I am beginning to doubt that he has the savvy or the guts.
Hooda sez:
He has the brains to do it but I am beginning to doubt that he has the savvy or the guts.
That’s my worry. I’ve always thought he had it in him, but now I’m not so sure.
Is TP down?
Seems to be
Good. That f123abc (whatever) troll was spamming.
I guess the Faux News thread pissed someone off?
I was actually thinking of buying a can of spam and making a spam mac and cheese casserole to torture the grandkids with.
I thought you liked those kids?
hmm, seems to be working for me. I just posted.
I do, Zooey. I used to love spam mac and cheese casserole.
That is just gross, Hooda. Absolutely gross.
Have mercy!!
Found on DKos:
Holy shit!! Flying squid!!!
Kewl!!
The trolls/parasitic nematodes theme song:
Nature is so BRILLIANT ~ adaptations save species then humans come along…
I also don’t think Obama is finished. I believe, to a large extent, that’s the narrative we’ve been handed from the right. And I refuse to accept their narratives as fact.
Has he met all my exceptions? No, but then again no president ever has, or ever will.
If there’s any one person (or group) that I’m most upset with, it would be the blue-dog Democrats in the Senate, and the horrible campaign by Martha Coakley, and Harry Reid.
The Blue Dogs should have been brought in line sooner. Committee chairmanships, etc, should have been pulled for those who didn’t get in line. The grotesque misuse of the filibuster by the Republicans should have been called out and they should have been required to stay in the chamber, until they drop dead if they feel that strongly about an issue, to debate.
Blue Dogs might as well call themselves Repiggies, because it seems like they always vote with them anyway.
My current Blue Dog certainly did, and all of his answers to my correspondence were certainly every bit as condescending as anything I’ve received from Repiggies in this state. Now he’s being replaced with a teabagger, and I won’t even bother.
Flying squids? Old news. That’s what the jarheads used to call naval aviators. We called them airedales. But seriously, that is really cool.
These flying squids are purtier.
That they are, Zooey. I miss the sea. One of the coolest things I ever saw was a big manta, better than 8′ across, launching out of the waves to slap stun a school of bait fish. For a second I thought it was going to get airborne and fly away.
Over the top and way too kool, Peter Gunn rocks!
Blake Edwards and Henry Mancini shred old school!
Some things are timeless…
I’m ready to party.
Work is done.
Boo. Ron Wyden has prostate cancer and needs surgery. Now.
Bad news, bad timing and a good example why colonoscopies are important. Did he skip his, even though he could easily pay for the procedure? I hope everything goes well for him.
A colonoscopy that checks the prostate is a very thorough colonoscopy. 😉
But snark aside, I hope they caught it early and his surgery goes well.
Here’s one just for Zooey!
Now I’m all tingly, gummitch. 😀
Have I got it wrong? I try not to think too much about certain body parts.
The prostate exam is the “you won’t believe where this finger is going” test. But it’s actually not located in that area — it’s just easily examined from that area.
The colonoscopy is the nightmare liquid stuff and the hose and camera. So I’ve heard…
I need wine…
What is that coming out of the Tardis, gummitch?
It looks like a tennis shoe atop an oil rig…..
It’s K-9! The little robot dog!
I have a camera, and there’s a hose somewhere in the yard.
Nightmare liquid stuff… huh….
tequila?
Raven, let’s pin gummitch down and give him a tequila colonoscopy. 😀
“BTW, I’m done with finals!! Now I just need to figure out how to stop thinking I have school work to get done.”
You can always help me with my briefs!
😉
BnF,
Your legal briefs, right? 😉
O.I-C
A colonoscopy is when they shove a camera on a stick up your butt. The camera is a 1932 Hasselblad and the stick is a rough sawn 4×6. I know this because I had one done before they decided a patient should be sedated before the procedure.
That is an awful abuse….of a 1932 Hasselblad. 😀
*ducking and running*
We’ll insert the worm with great care and delicacy.
How long is the 4×6 hoodathunk?
Raven, I think it was from an old redwood. Somewhere around 132′
Does a ’32 Hasselblad have bellows?
I’m certain hooda’ did.
Zooey, you should have heard the doctor bitch when he didn’t get it back. I told him to wait a few days all things will pass.
Poor Hasselblad…
Redwood is good.
Very few knots.
After that experience I decided if a doctor is curious about what is happening in my large intestine he had best own a wet suit.
Any dry suit can be quickly transformed into a wet suit.
The reverse takes a little longer.
Keep up the high fiber diet, Hooda. 😛
I’ve had two pieces of information coming my way regarding the colonoscopy that’s surely in my future:
1. Don’t skimp on the toilet paper.
2. Enjoy the drugs, you won’t remember a thing.
3. Ask them to send post cards
You know it. 😉
Seriously, Zooey, you can ask them to record the trip and then you could sell it to trolls. Sort of an old home week video for them. 🙂
Don’t remind me, Hooda. My dad keeps asking me if I want to watch his video.
*puke*
I was hungry as hell when I finally came out of it. Screw the “take it easy for a day” shit, I went out and had some quesadillas (w/o regrets, I might add).
But the contemporary process does involve some impressive drugs. I was lying on the table, saw a poster and asked a question about the procedure. I was waiting for an answer when I finally realized I was not in the same room as before. Someone I knew drove me home (drove me to the quesadillas first).
I have the experience of numerous colonics.
It’s fascinating to watch the shit go by via a 3/4 inch poly tube.
Mushrooms are particularly bizarre as they pass.
Cheese is disturbing.
Oh god…
Hey, how ’bout them bears?
Raven: “Cheese is disturbing.”
Oh, the metaphors … !
Ok, I give. Raven is a real man. A really weird man. 🙂
Took you awhile hooda’…
I was messin with the Teabagger. He has a serious drug issue. 😉
I’m taking a page from db. Poor Teabagger has a serious drug problem he needs help with.
Srsly, that moron has a problem.
Which thread, hooda? There’s an awful lot to wade through over there!
The Hatch thread, ebb.
ohhh the wobbly wheel will fall off very, very soon..
it’s down to ‘myofb’.
I’ve found that there are only two ways of driving trolls off on TP. One is if everyone just flags the little dorks without replying. The other is to hound them with their own nonsense.
And he really doesn’t like the drug thing.
On a different subject…Zooey, how are the sinus doing?
The wha…?
*pouring third glass of wine*
Well, I’m a little late with the colonoscopy advice, but on the list of things I could have prior was “white grape juice”. Now, what is chardonney but white grape juice?
Exactly, Outstanding.
That is my drink of choice for the evening, even though I’m not having a colonoscopy in the in the morning. 😀
Maybe chablis. Less tannic acid.
Exams all done Zooey?
Last one finished today, Outstanding. I’m free until 1/12.
Time for me to say niters. Have fun all.
Goodnight, Hooda. Dream of 2x4s and Hasselblad cameras…
Then it is time to pour a big glass of wine and rest on your ..um..laurels.
Laurels are resting, Outstanding. Wine is poured.
It’s sad that it takes so little to get me all silly.
Rest well knowing you’ve caused serious harm to a troll’s psyche ~hooda.
I wore myself out fucking with Teabagger/onlooker/OSTL/Olby on that Hatch thread. It is interesting, though, that for him the exact same comment suffices for every one of his posts. Hadn’t occurred to me before, but really, he never says anything anyway, so why bother trying to think up more than one response?
I have to wonder what that guy’s story really is. He’s probably the most unimpressive loser/tool I’ve ever run across anywhere, and believe me, I’ve known some doozies in my passage!
Oh well, screw it. I’m tired, think it’s sack time. Hopefully I won’t dream of either colonoscopies or trolls (assuming there’s a difference).
He never contributes anything to a post, never on topic, he’s only there to flame.
Can you imagine such an existence?
Sleep well, frugal. 🙂
Frugal – standing o for your stamina at the Hatch thread!
Well, the only difference between a colonoscopy and a troll – the colonoscopy is a diagnostic tool where a troll is just a tool of the Repugnant Party/teabaggery.
And the colonoscopy brings you excellent amnesiac drugs…
One is an incredibly unpleasant tool being shoved up your ass.
The other is just a camera.
I’ll just go with the camera…
I’m sorry to sound naive, but how can your ass ever be the same after that?
Okay, that didn’t sound all that world-wise, but the question still stands…
Zooey, you’ve never been privileged to have a colonoscopy or a flexible sigmoidoscopy?
[Well if you’ve had cancerous tumors removed – it isn’t]
Zooey, the body is fairly supple – if the person administering the procedure knows what they are doing – no harm done.
Only to the dignity, right? 😉
No, I haven’t had the requisite 50 year old tests. Not looking forward to them…
“Paw-prints in the snow
Soft tail-brush across ankle
Happy Birthday Jane”
How beautiful, cheeseflap! Thank you, what a special gift, I’m touched and honored.
Thanks again to all for the birthday wishes, I have to blow out the candles and call it a night. Hope to see you all over the weekend.
We need to start a Zoo commune. SS and Medicare will go bye-bye, and there won’t be anymore money for the little people, so we’ll need to take care of each other.
The Senate will not vote on the 2011 spending bill this year.
Do we actually think Harry Reid will change the filibuster rules on Jan 5? Don’t fucking count on it.
Do we actually think DADT will pass on Saturday? Think again.
Do we actually think the DREAM Act will pass on Saturday? Think again.
START? Not until after the next Congress is sworn in.
Filibuster reform? Don’t make me laugh.
Obama is now a lame duck.
Two weeks from Friday – the quagmire worsens. We’ll be sinking much more quickly with no one to throw us a life line!
This patriotic, CHRISTian tree was supposed to be in the above link
http://bosscreations.net/index.php/new-the-christian-nation-christ-mas-tree.html
Wow. A a crappy little red, white, and blue Xmas tree for the low low price of $399.99. 😯