Well, the world is supposed to end today. Again. I guess I won’t have to pay back my student loans. :-)
But if the end doesn’t come today, there may still be some hope for the doom and gloom crowd! Sir Issac Newton calculated that the Apocalypse could not happen before 2060, so at least we that to look forward to. Maybe Harold Camping will discover that he forgot to carry the 6, and his gullible followers will once again have a reason to carry around dumb signs while they demonstrate to their families why they should be medicated immediately.
But this is a party! Rule #1: There are no rules. Clothing optional (just in case); open bar; soft drinks and snacks abound (get yours before the polar bear gets here); and please compliment the chimp waitstaff on their sexy Cat Woman outfits (they’ll have new appreciation for their little tuxedos next time).
Join us in the comments section with your sense of humor in-tact, your past Rapture experiences, dirty jokes, clean jokes, and as always, remember that there is no valet parking for the Rapture party.