It is high time we repealed this portion of Article 1, Section 9 of the United States Constitution:
“No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States”
We have our de facto ruling class, all they lack are the Titles so that we may more easily recognize who owns our fiefdoms.
We already have Palin and Bachman vieing for Queen, while Gingrich and Romney would be King, if given the opportunity.
There is an added benefit to having royalty: those in the lines of succession would constantly be bumping each other off to gain a higher position: and royalty leads to inbreeding – to keep the bloodlines “pure”, which, in turn, guarantees that within a few generations, the offspring of the ruling class will be imbeciles.
This is our daily open thread. So, open up!