After losing 3 dozen advertisers this past week, Rush Limbaugh gained a new sponsor, Acme Pharmapseudicals, makers of douche supplies.
“We’re going to put Rush’s face on all our products,” a Pharmapseudical spokesperson said, speaking under a promise of anonymity. “Limbaugh seems a natural for our products. I mean, when you think of Rush, you think, what a douchebag!”
Rumors have it Rush is negotiating to be the new face of Preparation H as well. The public relations Pfolks at Pfizer were tight-lipped about it, but off the record, one confided getting Rush would be a big score. “He’s the biggest and best known asshole in America.” the insider said. “And right now, when you think of Limbaugh, you can’t help but think, ‘what a pain in the ass!’ The product tie-in is a natural.”
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