For this Monday’s mix, let’s start with local (to me, anyway) weirdness:
A different aspect on ‘robbing the poor’ involves attempted theft from a local drop box. According to the Patch news article, three men allegedly were not only stealing from the drop boxes, they were stealing the drop boxes themselves. The men stated that they worked for a company called “God’s Property”, although my quick search of the googles/bing could only come up with a house-cleaning service by that name.
On the national crazy homefront: The religious right is celebrating what they believe to be President Obama’s downfall in November, now that the President has officially endorsed same-sex marriage. Adding to the craziness in this article from The Daily Beast is the following quote from Bryan Fischer of the American Family Association:
“President Obama just torpedoed his chance to win in November,” Bryan Fischer, the firebrand spokesman for the American Family Association, told The Daily Beast. “This was a move born of desperation, a Hail Mary pass. The results in North Carolina make it abundantly clear that the American people are not with him on gay marriage. This is a golden opportunity for Mitt Romney. If he will send a strong, consistent and unambiguous message in support of natural marriage he will win the election in a landslide.”
Yet this is the same Bryan Fischer who managed to get Mitt Romney’s openly gay foreign policy adviser, Richard Grenell, to resign from Romney’s campaign staff; then accused Romney of weakness for caving to a self-described “yokel.”
“If Mitt Romney can be pushed around, intimidated, coerced, co-opted by a conservative radio talk show host in Middle America, then how is he going to stand up to the Chinese? How is he going to stand up to Putin? How is he going to stand up to North Korea if he can be pushed around by a yokel like me? I don’t think Romney is realizing the doubts that this begins to raise about his leadership.”
So, I’m guessing that Bryan Fischer is going to stay home on Election Day this November?
For the foreign crazy, here’s a pair of articles from Foreign Policy’s website about Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu and the possibility of an Israeli strike against Iran. It appears that some former Mossad leaders are speaking out against the idea, while Netanyahu’s recent political moves send mixed signals both for and against an attack on Iran.
Lastly, from Slate, some interesting little stories about various Vice-Presidents, from Aaron Burr to Joe Biden.
This is our daily open thread — feel free to discuss one of the above topics, or whatever’s on your mind!
So what did President Obama do that was so outrageous? He was asked how he felt about same-sex marriage and he said he did not object to it, but felt that all Americans have the same civil rights. He didn’t issue any decree; he didn’t write any law – he simply expressed his opinion.
Marriage is a civil contract between two persons, with the ceremony in a church as an option. If a marriage fails, one does not go to church for a divorce, but must go to court for the civil dissolution of that contract.
BTW — I understand that one of Mitt’s sons used a surrogate to birth his twins. Surrogacy, alog with IVF, is not something approved by the Mormon church, but maybe an exception was made.
Hi, Marie. Good to see you again. 🙂
Hi, Wayne,
I am here quite often, and enjoy reading what you and other have to say — I just don’t always post.
This is such a pleasant place to visit!
That’s ’cause we don’t have trolls or idiots here. 😉
speak fer yerselph!
😆
Hey, we’re the best and the brightest, right?
With a big enough donation, most big churches are willing to “look the other way.”
You forget, they are rich. That makes whatever they do, ok. /snark
That goes way, way back.
The son of a carpenter didn’t get in trouble with the church of his day until he turned over the tables of the money-changers. At the time, he was no more than a homeless, itinerent lay preacher. They nailed him for what he did.
Bryan Fischer isn’t a “yokel,” he’s is a hate-filled, ignorant, bigoted asshole. There. I said it and I’m glad.
Oooo, you’re going to mythological hell!
Why do all hate-filled, ignorant, bigoted assholes have such good hair?…
That’s what they got instead of a brain — they went with the outside instead of the inside.
Wigs?
From this morning’s Cheers and Jeers on Daily Kos, a summation of my sentiments regarding the stupidity of the anti-gay (marriage) sentiment/movement/personages, halfwits like Bryan Fischer in particular:
+1000
Wonderful! I love it! I’m going to spread that around on the Twitter when I get home tonight.
Some photography fun…
http://www.thezxbecollection.com/2012/05/point-and-shoot-fun.html
Almost like an ad campaign!
Great visuals!
Thanks Ebb. I took those for a monthly photo contest I participate in. The theme this month is “camera phone/point-and-shoot.” The goal is to get you to focus (pun-intended) more on composition than anything else. So those were in fact taken with a 5-year-old point-and-shoot.
“Netanyahu’s recent political moves send mixed signals both for and against an attack on Iran.”
So he has hired Willard’s strategist?
I think he hired Willard.
Football programme yesterday as the most incredible end ever to the English Premier League yesterday took place. . Love the start where he’s going on about how ‘they’ve blown it’ and then all hell breaks loose.
Here’s the story behind the wild antics in the TV studio After almost 9 months of EPL, the EPL title came down to the last 5 minutes of injury time in one game – Manchester City v Queens Park Rangers.
My favourite comment was that during the celebratory pitch invasion afterwards, the opposition fans were also celebrating on the pitch – their team had not been relegated out of the EPL – everyone was happy.
What pissed me off was that Man City v QPR was the *only* game my one month trial to Fox Soccer did *not* cover yesterday – Murdoch! Bastardo!
God catches on Israel Jane, I wish I could work out what it means too – I still think Bibi is going to cast his ‘vote’ in the US election sometime this summer, just because afterwards he has no leverage on Obama, none whatsoever.
What is in the water in Nebraska? (I love the reactions of the man sitting in the gallery behind the lady speaker)
Oops. Forgot link.
Wonder how the next speaker topped that. The dude behind her almost lost it how manyt imes?
This is the most cogent anti-gay argument I’ve seen to date!
I just wonder if her hat was lined with tin foil.
I don’t know about the tinfoil but there’s obviously lots and lots of lead and mercury.
Oops : http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cifamerica/2012/may/14/moral-jane-svoboda-wingnuts-politics
Aw that’s too bad… I would never knowingly mock someone suffering from a mental illness. My bad.
Sounds like she is a regular at the city council meetings.
More bullshit from Bryan Fischer, who just loves the sounds of his own voice.
Well, that’s reassuring. As the article notes, however, he’s said the same thing about gays and Muslims. He doesn’t hate them, he just believes that have no place in this country (or this world) and that they do not deserve the protections of the Bill of Rights, etc. Oh, and that they’re stupid. And he essentially says the same thing about Mormons.
And there it is – the patronising religious bigot.
First they pity you – you haven’t seen ‘the truth’/’come to the light’/’accepted the Lord’ – but they still love you
Then they avoid you – hey you don’t go to Church, maybe your kid doesn’t come to mine’s birthday party, no foreign policy spokesman’s job in my campaign pufter
Then they legislate against you – no marriage for you, , here, wear this armband so we can spot you, ride at the back of the bus n*****
Then you are off to your ‘resettlement camp’ in a boxcar ….
Very reminiscent of Ben Gleck and Mann Coulter’s fixation on ‘perfecting’ the Jews.
Reminds me of what H.L. Mencken said. “I have nothing against Christianity. It’s Christians I can’t stand.”
Gandhi expressed a similar sentiment, but he didn’t day he couldn’t “stand” them. I think he said something like, “I like your Christ. Your Christians, not so much.”
Now if those two people can have the same thought about a particular religion and its practitioners, maybe Christians should pay attention to what they’re both saying.
Check out my new shop banner, courtesy of…GUESS WHO!
So when will your IPO be coming out?
Oh lordy, don’t wish that on me. 😆
Very nice.
Too cool.
Paul is awesome! That’s a cool banner.
He did business cards too, so I’ve been printing them up today. 🙂
Wow. The Paulbots are swarming all over the comments at TPM. One thing they all have in common: the belief that “government” is separate from “the people.” They also share the delusion that Ron Paul will not only be the Republican nominee but the victor in the general. Seriously, they believe that.
Delusion, thy name is Paulistas.
Dream on, fuckwits.
“Government” IS “the people.”
I read today that Mitt Romney’s son was booed off the stage here in Arizona this weekend from the paulbots.
That is BADASS.
I guess his talons weren’t good enough? Absolutely gorgeous!
Dumbest comment on marriage equality I’ve seen:
“…once they can form lesbian alliances, fewer white babies will be born and then the Muslims, who don’t have planned parenthood will take over..”
Check out “Preston” on this post: http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2012/05/14/483521/former-national-review-writer-claims-white-supremacy-is-one-of-the-better-arrangements-history-has-come-up-with/
I bet he’s said way dumber things than that.
I bet he wears a white robe on Saturday night.
Follow the logic////
Riiiiight. Because lesbians never have children (Which is why my favorite lesbian couple could never figure out why five kids were always hanging around their house.) and Muslims are so accepting of inconvenient pregnancies. The really tolerant Muslim men allow a woman to carry to term before he stones her to death.
The stoopid is powerful in this one.
Outstanding, I saw your comment on my sausage recipe thread. You may want to just add some finely ground black pepper and some sage to your sausage, that’s part of what makes the bread so tasty.
No worries, I have a sage sausage.
The corruption of Wisconsin’s politics gets deeper. It’s also a pretty good reason why a judge who avows a party affiliation should not be a judge.
http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2012/05/14/483360/conservative-wisconsin-justices-remove-ethics-offical-after-he-charges-three-of-them-with-ethics-violations/
Romney’s JP Morgan problem is much worse than his gay-bullying problem.
How can this guy survive until the convention with something new every week?
Found on MSNBC today, re: campaing stuff:
the Romney camp is punching back by targeting deficits and debt. “For the last three-and-a-half years, President Obama’s liberal policies of wasteful spending and skyrocketing debt haven’t lived up to his own promises to control our nation’s mounting deficits,” Romney spokeswoman Andrea Saul says in a statement. “As president, Mitt Romney will finally change Washington and stop passing our financial burdens on to the next generation.”
So Romney is renouncing the Paul Ryan budget/ The one that increases deficits by trillions of dollars??? Well, Willard?
I wish they would point out that most of the “wasteful spending and skyrocketing debt” can be directly attributed to Republican spend-but-don’t-tax policies.
Exploding heads on aisle four! Cleanup Stat!
That’s the problem… there aren’t any exploding heads… when ‘the fact that most of the “wasteful spending and skyrocketing debt” can be directly attributed to Republican spend-but-don’t-tax policies’ is pointed out to advocates supporting Romney, there seems to be a cognizant dissonance and a blank stare.
They don’t seem to understand that Bush never started two wars and didn’t pay for them or cut taxes for the rich and didn’t pay for them, etc. etc.
I like to call that ‘borrow and blow’ economic policy. There is never any tangible asset afterward. Or you could call it ‘firecracker policy’. The fun is over, the money is gone, the air smells bad, and the yard is a mess.
And someone still has to clean it up….
Anyone who depends on TV for news, with the possible exception of a couple MSNBC shows, they will never hear that simple truth. They also seem to be fundamentally incapable of understanding that the President can’t spend a penny on his own authority.
That’s just Elitist.
Stomach turner of the day:
Missouri held the ceremony to induct Lushbo into the “hall of fame”. Tellingly, they did it virtually in secret to avoid protests. I find it extremely unnerving that anyone would honor that fat sack of shit.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/14/rush-limbaugh-hall-famous-missourians_n_1515729.html
I suspect that his picture is near the woman’s bathroom…
Scratch that… his ample bust…is to e located by the woman’s bathroom…
Did you catch that one of the other inductees “former slave Dred Scott” ? Too funny.
I normally hate vandals as much as i hate thieves but it would be funny if someone managed to sneak in with a welding torch and melt said bust into a penis.
A very tiny and limp penis.
😆
More apropos: Misery Hall of Fame…
There were some violent leftist groups active into the 1970’s but even then; I can’t recall anyone active in left-wing politics gunning down a family. Those active in right-wing politics seem to do so with depressing regularity.
http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/05/jt_ready_latino_raids_fbi_investigation.php?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+tpm-news+%28TPMNews%29
Violent leftist groups in the 70s targeted large institutions almost exclusively. They weren’t particularly good at it, which caused the deaths of innocent people but those people were never the target. On the Right, however, one easily finds examples like Timothy McVeigh who bombed a building full of civilians and children.
And on the left, I would include those activists who spiked trees in the full knowledge that this was incredibly dangerous for people whose jobs involved cutting old growth trees.
I swear, this is not a joke. 😆
*snort*
Is that a tumor on your leg, or are you just happy to see me?
YES!
Finaly someone invents a beer holster.
I can carry two beers and start partying instantly
Think about it.
If you were to pull out a beer and offer it, instead of pulling a gun. Which situation do you think would resolve better?
One of my more right-leaning friends, knowing that I have firearms, asked me what I would do if someone broke into my house. I like to think I was honest when I said that I would offer him a beer and ask him if he’s hungry.
Gun whackos love to use the term “tactical.” Tactical eyewear, scopes, grips, whatever. Tactical zipper.
Honey, do these pants make my thighs look fat?
Does this glock make my butt look fat?
Heh, seriously.
Aw… beat me to it. Heh.
Do these pants make me look stupid?
“The brainchild of Brian Hoffner, a long-time Houston police officer and self-described “kind of a renaissance man,”
— I describe Hoffner as “kind of a phallic issue man.”
Do they make them for lefties too?
Yes. But only in neon pink.
“This is a golden opportunity for Mitt Romney. If he will send a strong, consistent and unambiguous message in support of natural marriage he will win the election in a landslide.”
Romney can’t send a strong, consistent and unambiguous message as to what his real name is.
He tried once and the sheer alien nature of the action is what turned his temples gray.
And if that’s what it takes to win an election – I’m leaving.
Obama’s Bain ad: ‘Like watching an old friend bleed to death’
gummitch, love the three generation photo!
Bdmm: if that’s you – how old in that photo?
Hey, I got another tweet on the Ed Show
https://twitter.com/#!/WayneASchneider/status/202182891977965568
When is the last time you DIDN’T get a tweet on Ed? 🙂
I think just one night since I started doing this. At least, I didn’t see any that night. Gong for my third one in the next segment. 🙂
This tweet was put up at least twice (so far)
https://twitter.com/#!/WayneASchneider/status/202191363532533760
Ooh, having another good night. Three segments, three tweets.
https://twitter.com/#!/WayneASchneider/status/202192752233033728
Getting the message out there, one way or another. Well done, Wayne!
Thanks, Zooey. That last one was displayed twice, which means my name has been on the TV machine at least five times tonight. 🙂
Yesterday was Frog Jumping Day
I’m getting tired of arguing with this idiot. I’m strongly considering blocking her, which is something I rarely do.
https://twitter.com/#!/WayneASchneider/status/202192752233033728
https://twitter.com/#!/WayneASchneider/status/202193481358258176
https://twitter.com/#!/WayneASchneider/status/202195435140546560
https://twitter.com/#!/WayneASchneider/status/202198174444695553
https://twitter.com/#!/WayneASchneider/status/202199142750105600
You could just ignore Polly. She(?) is just a troll.
I agree. There’s no arguing with stupid trolls.
She follows me because she thinks she’s good at kicking liberal ass. She hasn’t successfully countered me yet, and she refuses to address the issues I raise. Notice her tactic of changing the subject to avoid the truth.
A four-tweet night! The first that I’ve noticed
https://twitter.com/#!/WayneASchneider/status/202199829416382464
Wayne – you are addicted!
Just to getting on the Ed Show. I don’t try to do that with any other show that shows tweets. Now, if Up w/Chris Hayes starts doing that, then I may have a problem. 😀
Now if only I can get my mother to watch the Ed Show when the Mets aren’t on.
“…I may have a problem”
The first step is admitting it. 😉
Well, if you don’t like seeing my name on the TV machine, then I’ll stop. Completely.
Wow! Next thing you know, Ed will be wanting you on his show. 🙂
That would be awesome. Maybe I can sing “Republicans Lie” for him if he provides the musicians. 🙂
https://twitter.com/#!/Bottle_of_Death/status/202202202989793280
He’s certifiable:
WASHINGTON — Rep. Allen West (R-Fla.) spent part of Mother’s Day weekend talking about motorcycles — and how if someone went for a ride on his bike, it would be like that person was “touching [his] wife.”
West was talking about his plans to ride his motorcycle to the Republican convention in Tampa this summer when, during an interview with a California radio show, the host asked West if he could take a ride on West’s Honda VTX 1800R retro.
“That would be like touching my wife,” West said, according to a report in Sun-Sentinel, a South Florida newspaper.
When the radio show host said it wouldn’t be quite the same thing, West doubled down.
“Yes,” he said. “It would be.”
A request for clarification by West’s spokeswoman was not immediately returned.
Um, is Allen West married? Ever married?
I just sold one of my pet blankets to a buyer in Australia. 🙂
Check you out, you international sales tycooness.
Will a koala fit in that bag?
It would hold a couple koalas, if you tied a string around the top — since it’s a blanket. 😉
When did you branch out to blankets?
You have a subsidiary called Roll-In-Z-Blanket?
Heh, that’s a good name!
Cats was in need of a kitty blanket, so I worked one up for her. It turned out nice, so I made more!
It’s probably for his pet kangaroo….
c/o R. Murdoch?
No, thank goodness. I would have a problem doing that, even if it’s just a cat blanket.
“Just a cat blanket”? In a house full of cats, ALL blankets are “cat blankets.” But congrats on the sale. Hopefully you won’t have to pay Australian taxes. 🙂
It’s really only a cat blanket because I call it that AND it has cute cats all over it. 🙂
Postage to Australia is ridiculous, but she didn’t blink!
Check your state laws. In NY, if you charge for “shipping,” you can only charge what it costs to ship the item. If you charge for “shipping and handling,” you can charge anything you want. 😉
I only charge what it costs to ship, or an estimate thereof.
I think “handling” is bogus, since all I’m doing is shoving the thing in a box and throwing in a couple business cards. Heh, with excessive love and care. 🙂
You’re a good person, Zooey. Poor, but good. 😀
I’d rather be poor and good than rich and evil any day.
Thanks, Wayne. 🙂
See if you can deliver it in person and charge for the delivery fee.
There’s an idea. 😀
You would just have to make sure it had a few fleas and/or bedbugs. Heck! A few flea bites might even do in an old freak like Rupert.
Are you implying that I have access to fleas and/or bedbugs? 😯
I just sent a nastygram to the DNC over their failure to support the recall effort in Wisconsin. You should too!
It’s not easy to find a way to contact the DNC on their website. Just scroll all the way to the bottom, and in the teeny tiny print at the bottom, you’ll find “Contact.” BINGO!
I need to start getting ready for bed. Good night, Zoosters and Critters. Thank you for your support. If you don’t want me to post my Ed Show tweets any more, I’ll stop.
Post them, you silly person!
Sleep well, Wayne. 🙂
Woo! I’ve got a buyer on the line for my extra bed set on Craigslist. *fingers crossed*
Amid V.P. speculation, Marco Rubio says he looks forward to his ‘years’ in the Senate | The Ticket – Yahoo! News
Who’s he kidding… the VP is a member of the Senate.
It ain’t gonna be Rubio. I’d bet $1 on that.
It’s going to be that Portman guy, or someone equally bland.
Batshit’s lying her ass off for Baby Jesus again
Batshit lies? Say it ain’t so!!!
She so damn delusional the up is down, etc.
Needs to be institutionalized for her, no make that our safety.
gawd, let me try that one again
She is so damn delusional that up is down, etc.
Needs to be institutionalized for her, no, make that our safety.
Love this…
LOVE this…
I like it. 🙂
and this…
Deja vu all over again. 🙂
a script on this page is causing IE to run slowly and it may make your computer and your fuckin mind implode
Hee hee, computers are never ever going to be fast enough for the human brain.
okay here’s my problem…
Me too! 😀
Miriam Makeba – Pata Pata
Miriam Makeba – African Sunset
Every night is music night on the Zoo. 🙂
absofrickinlutely!
Absoposilutely!
good pull Ebb.
Thanks, nwog. Music does make the world go round…
Monday night jammie party!
Then I won’t feel bad about already being in my jammies. 🙂
Can’t get enough…
I really like her voice, although I’ve never heard of her before.
Thanks, nwoldguy.
Zooey, you’ve not heard Dinah Washington before this evening?
No, sorry! 😐
No apology necessary..
now you’ve been
indoctrinatedinitiated!At least I don’t have to go to church… 😉
Hugh Masekela with Paul Simon
Herb Alpert & Hugh Masekela – Kalahari Nights
Grazing in the Grass – Original – Hugh Masekela
Life is organic.
When ‘themes’ take on a life of their own we have Monday Music (although I’m not yet in my night attire). =;^)
Speaking of organic and dancing…
Dinah Smoke Gets in Your Eyes
I’ve got you under my skin
Billie Holiday – Body And Soul
Sarah Vaughan – A Lover’s Concerto
My birthday song, and goodnight ladies…
Pleasant dreams and restful slumber to you, nwog!
k.d. lang – Fallen
Like A Bird On A Wire
Constant Craving
Sexuality
(the good video has a damn :30 ad that is too annoying)