I think Ann Coulter is one of the most vile people on the planet. She exists only to magnify the hate and discontent of hateful malcontents. Every time she speaks, she hurts this country with her poisonous words that drip acid onto the fabric of our nation. Naturally, she finds a platform from which to spew her bile on Fox “News,” where they treat her like a well-respected conservative, rather than a batshit insane harpy.
Henry Rollins takes her down a notch or two, and I really like that in a man.
You used to be fun; at least funny. At least gently and amusingly insane, but girlfriend, you’ve changed! The thousand-yard stare you’ve acquired in the last couple of years says lonely nights, too much wine and insecurity about the future of your career. Where to now, my sweet fascist? Another one of your silly books? More hilarious appearances on Hannity & Colmes? Bill Maher has to be tired of you by now.
You’re anything but stupid and by now , you must see the writing on the wall. You’ll never have a real place with the Beltway in crowd, as they see you as a northeastern, hickoid, pro wrestler, Nascar type with a degree from Cornell. I mean, really, Ann; where can it go from here? Ann, I think I have the answer, in fact, I know I do.
I want to hire you, Ann. I want you to come and work for me. I want you to be my “Ann Friday,” my housekeeper, beekeeper, floor, chimney and minesweeper, my window-washing, grocery-buying, dinner-cooking, obsequious, submissive concubine-domestic.
Go here to read the rest of Rollins’ Dear Ann letter.
When I read this letter, I laughed and laughed. Yeah, it’s filthy, sexist, and rude, but surely Ann can take a fraction of her own medicine, eh?
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