Vote, like your life depends upon it because it does. My recommendation is to vote straight Democratic. We need to keep moving “Forward” and not move backwards.
This is our Open Thread. Speak Up here and more importantly, at the voting booth.
Vote, like your life depends upon it because it does. My recommendation is to vote straight Democratic. We need to keep moving “Forward” and not move backwards.
This is our Open Thread. Speak Up here and more importantly, at the voting booth.
Spending election day in the New Mexico small town where I spent the last 7 years. A lot of cowboy rwnj rancher types. Tacky anti- Obama signs. Big pro Libertarian displays too. They’ve got little of nothing but sure don’t want it taken away. It’s interesting to observe, not being a resident any more. Fun day, wandering through town having a give away out of the back of the rental truck. Too much weight, rocks and wood…
The ranchers would not have water if it wasn’t for “big government” and they would not have cheap grazing on public lands if it wasn’t for “big government” yet they hate “big government”.
WOW! sounds like my New Mexico town…..we moved here in 2004 and it’s been like stepping back into the glory days of the 70’s and Richard Nixon.
Raven, do you ever see people with guns strapped on their belts? makes my brain shut down…
Fun little app to help people figure out who you should vote for. Not surprising it suggested I vote for Jill Stein. I won’t be doing that however. I will be voting for Obama (who came in a close 2nd). As Rude Pundit suggested yesterday (HT: Terry for posting that link), I want to send a massive Fuck You to Mitt Romney. He needs to know that he’s not liked, so I don’t want to risk going Green this time.
http://www.isidewith.com/
Anyway, my results:
Jill Stein 95%
Obama 92%
Rocky Anderson 80%
Gary Johnson 76%
Mitt Romney 17% (I’m surprised it’s so high)
Minnesota Voters 61%
American Voters 62%
Democrats 97%
Green 97%
Libertarian 60%
Republican 13%
Interesting quiz. I like that there were other options. My votes: Jill Stein 95% and Barack Obama 93%. Mitt Romney and Republicans only scored 5%. I was 53% with PA voters and 58% with American Voters.
Jill S. 95
Barack O 77
Mittsky 1
(forget the others but Rocky looked to be 3rd – honestly never heard of him)
Will not be voting for anybody except Democratic presidential candidates for the near future, nor should you. The next 5 presidential election cycles are all about Supreme Court appointments. We are in the predicament we are in now ($=political power) because of the current court’s rulings. These must be overturned if you want to save our democracy.
Whenever the Democratic nominee is also the candidate on another party line (like Working Families Party, Green Party, or Liberal party), I like to cast my vote for that candidate on that alternate line. I don’t want the Democrats thinking they’re the only choice in town for Lefties. If the only other line(s) that candidate can be found on are conservative ones, then I just don’t cast a vote for that candidate at all.
I will do this for school board or some other minor position 🙂 and I never vote a Republican to handle money.
Jill Stein 89%
Rocky Anderson (huh?) 75%
Gary Johnson 70% (only when it comes to “pot” srsly)
Barack Obama 66%
Mitt Romney … guess … 2%
American Voters 53%
I’m
95% Green
84% Democratic
33% Libertarian (I guess that’s the “pot” thing again)
4% Republican
Now I have to look up who Rocky Anderson is (does that make me a bad person or what?) and why Vermin Supreme didn’t show up for me.
Rocky Anderson was, I believe, the Mayor of Salt Lake City or someplace in Utah. He’s only known because of something about not letting Dick Cheney appear somewhere there, sorry to be so vague, but that’s all I remember.
Back to work for me!
Against Mountaintop Mining? I already love what I see.
It’s a beautiful day here in Virginia.
It’s a beautiful day in Pennsylvania, too. The skies are clear and blue and that is always good for Democrats.
Obama, Romney Tie in Dixville Notch – Yahoo! News
Early results show Obama leading, 2-1:
Obama: 28
Romney: 14
Interesting. The total votes cast thus far = 42.
Is there some significance to that number?
Besides being the answer to the ultimate question of Life, the Universe, and Everything? Does it need any other significance?
I’m beginning to hear from my Hispanic friends on Facebook and they ARE voting and they ARE voting for Obama. 🙂
Not to be Debby Downer, but Nate Silver gave Sharron Angle a 75% chance of winning.
http://fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/10/27/angle-turns-corner-in-nevada-but-g-o-p-senate-odds-drop/
Oh come on Jon Stewart needs at least some fodder for his daily show. Imagine sanity in politics, he’d be out of a job.
Sam Wang has a better track record than Nate Silver by a hair. His EV numbers for Obama are even higher than Nate’s.
Vote Against Gooper Idiots Now And
Forever!
Good slogan, nice acronym. 😉
I am SO GLAD this BS is about to come to an END! Bye, Mitt. Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.
Time for a nice long walk ‘out there’ amongst cougar tracks, where the deer watch you.
Finally, after 700 odd days of leading up to it, it’s THE day.
I’m sending my thoughts to my neighbours so that reality can triumph over alternate realities, logic can triumph over mythology.
Now sit back and see what dirty tricks are left.
I am a sentimental old hag, I know.
LMAO!….i dig sentimental old nags….
“Hag,” fatherbob, not nag. 😉
LMAO!
A quick but comprehensive lesson on the history of voting rights:
It would be just perfect if Willard got 47% of the popular vote.
I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there….
yup.
poetic justice.
although with a sane, thinking public, he’d only garner the top 2%.
Nate Silver’s projection has become more favorable for Obama, 92% to 8%:
“If the national popular vote winds up roughly tied, instead of favoring Mr. Obama by two points or so, then Mr. Romney could claw back to win Florida, Colorado and Virginia, and perhaps Iowa and New Hampshire. But Mr. Obama’s lead in Ohio, Wisconsin, Nevada and Pennsylvania is clear enough to withstand some underperformance in the polls, and his margins in the polling averages there have converted into a victory on election night a very high percentage of the time historically.
In order for Mr. Romney to win the Electoral College, a large number of polls, across these states and others, would have to be in error, perhaps because they overestimated Democratic turnout. It’s this possibility, more than the chance of a successful hail-mary in a state like Pennsylvania, that accounts for most of Mr. Romney’s remaining chances of winning the Electoral College.”
Congrats, WillardRat! You finished with a blazing single effing digit.
Here’s another single digit to go along with it! FU
make that a Double FU!!….^^
Well, I have to still admit to being filled with trepidation that all the voter suppression, the blitz of lies from Karl Rove’s fascist backers and the stream of lies still emanating from MItt Romney’s gob …. will overcome the Nate Silver factor.
I have one shining light of pride and hope that I thought was there and indeed turned out to be there – SammytheTurtle (13 1/2) helped with the mail-in ballot yesterday and *insisted* that the vote on WA’s gay marriage law be in favour …..
And there are still those election machines in Ohio ….. owned by a company that’s owned by a company that’s owned by Tagg Romney …..
You’ve every reason to be proud. Raising compassionate, free-thinkers!
Mittens’ brain is an amusement park for dishonest thoughts.
David Frum critiques the American voting system:
“[H]ere’s what doesn’t happen in other democracies: Politicians of one party do not set voting schedules to favor their side and harm the other. Politicians do not move around voting places to gain advantages for themselves or to disadvantage their opponents. In fact, in almost no other country do politicians have any say in the administration of elections at all.
The United States is an exceptional nation, but it is not always exceptional for good. The American voting system too is an exception: It is the most error-prone, the most susceptible to fraud, the most vulnerable to unfairness and one of the least technologically sophisticated on earth. After the 2000 fiasco, Americans resolved to do better. Isn’t it past time to make good on that resolution?”
http://www.cnn.com/2012/11/05/opinion/frum-election-chaos/index.html
David’s Canadian roots are showing!
“USA! USA! USA! USA!……..” /teabagger monkey noises off
Limbaugh: “Moochelle Obama” Is Campaigning With “NBA Players And Others” To Rally “The Base, The Black Vote Base”
How does he avoid an overdose on Oxy and scotch…??
He’s a very sad little man. Misogyny and bigotry exude from every pore.
The *blob* is intimidated by intelligent women.
I took the quiz:
Jill Stein – 93%
Barack Obama – 73%
Rocky Anderson – 73%
Mitt Romney – 4%
Idaho voters – 47%
American voters – 57%
96% Democrat
95% Green
51% Libertarian
2% Republican
See? I can reach across the aisle. 😉
I see the interwebs haven’t caught up with me yet, since it still believes I’m in Idaho. Stealth slacker, that’s me.
I feel much better now. Went to vote at 9 hoping to avoid long lines. This has usually worked very well in the past. I had to wait for half an hour. And the line had almost tripled in length during that time. Whatever the outcome, voters are getting out there if my little librul town is any indication.
Good news, Hooda! Not that you had to wait, but that there is such great turnout.
QOTD:
“This is essentially a People’s contest. On the side of the Union, it is a struggle for maintaining in the world, that form, and substance of government, whose leading object is, to elevate the condition of men – to lift artificial weights from all shoulders – to clear the paths of laudable pursuit for all – to afford all, an unfettered start, and a fair chance, in the race of life. Yielding to partial, and temporary departures, from necessity, this is the leading object of the government for whose existence we contend,” – Abraham Lincoln, Special Message to the People of the United States, July 4, 1861.
Real Republicans should vote for Obama today.
nice….
From all accounts it seems like a large turnout. Wonder if you will break the 60% turnout barrier not reached since 1968 (Wiki). And $64,000 question is how many votes won’t be counted?
Isn’t that pathetic? I’m always amazed at the apathy of Americans. As if no one ever fought and died for this country to exist, our freedom, and our right to vote.
In Canada we haven’t been over 70% since 1988. Only 23 countries have had a turnout of over 80% from 1950 – 1995.
So yes, it is pathetic.
I’ve been reading several overseas articles that names this as one of the deep causes of disgust and disdain on Americans – that they are so ill-informed, so apathetic and yet their government affects, interfers with and meddles with a vast majority of the people on the planet in some way…..
…. its like having to avoid the schoolyard bully who is a little backward, chronically lazy and yet is three times the size of everyone else and prone to random acts of violence and kindness.
I better get my ass in gear. My friend, “Hurricane” Sandy, is taking me out for breakfast, and will probably hold me hostage most of the day if I’m not careful. 😉
She’s sick of me stressing over this election, and I don’t blame her.
Mean Girls, Romney style.
🙄
Last night, Wisconsin’s GOP senate candidate Tommy Thompson compared his opponent, Tammy Baldwin, to a deer that his campaign car had killed on the road:
Thompson joked while talking to workers at the La Crosse steel fabricator that he got a deer even before the season opener. Actually it was one of his campaign cars; he said he was riding in the bus behind it when the crash happened early Sunday near Shawano. “Nobody was hurt,” he said. “It did a lot of damage. I think the deer was named Tammy Baldwin, but I’m not sure.”
I do so hope Tammy hands him his wrinkly ass for a hat today.
He really is a disgusting old goat.
Sean Hannity tweets his ballot. Misdemeanor!
https://twitter.com/seanhannity/status/265832218402906114
can we cut his brake lines?
You and me, fatherbob. They’ll never catch us!
Where are the lines for write ins? Did he write in: Jesus, Genghis Khan, or Hitler?
UGH…
“The latest data show approximately 230,000 [Ohio] absentee ballots that have not been returned, which, if postmarked by today, can arrive as late as ten days after the election. The margin of victory in 2008, a landslide by modern standards that no one expects to see repeated in this election, was 262,224 votes.”
“UGH” is right. I really want the results to be in today.
Paul Ryan Spending Final Day Of Campaign Reminding Homeless People They Did This To Themselves:
http://onion.com/Rdu727
Oh geez…
The shooting will come from inside.
I wonder which side is more likely to turn violent after an election… The pacifists or the people who insist upon carrying their gun with them everywhere.
“55 and over”
Maybe they believe Romney will win and send Paul Ryan for their Social Security and Medicare.
Sniff. How patriotic. We’re locking all you old farts up for your own good.
Demorats are nowhere near as heavily armed as the idiots from the right. Right?
And nowhere near stupid enough to go out shooting people up over politics.
I have long held the belief that anyone who feels compelled to live behind locked gates has a guilty conscience and/or is indulging in a bit of projection. Also. Do local police and firefighters have keys or, in the event of a problem, would they have to call someone to let them in?
Maybe he’s just afraid a little old lady will cock punch him?
Be afwaid. Be vewy, vewy afwaid….
What a complete fucking idiot. Hey! HOA Members! Place him under citizens arrest for unlawful detention!
Just under 700 people voted in my precinct in 2008, when I arrived to vote this morning I stood in a line of about 70 people. Ive voted here for 27 years, the longest line Ive encountered before was about 8 people.
The precinct son and I are working has 2855 registered voters, 1,000 has voted by noon, this is one of the town precincts that voted majority Obama in 2008. At least in my little corner, turnout looks huge.
Similar here, Outstanding. I live a block away from the school that is our district’s polling place. Either there has been a sudden influx of K-6 kids getting cars for their birthday or voting turnout is high. There have been cars parked on the street constantly since poll opening.
Oregon, of all places…
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/11/06/oregon-election-worker-fired-for-altering-ballots-to-republican-straight-ticket/#.UJlFOQCIBHR.twitter
Only! Only! Shame on her – must be in the Repugnant party’s DNA to be so callous as to think there was nothing wrong with altering others ballots.
If Swenson lived in Afghanistan, she’d be getting stoned right about now.
And not with Pot.
Cue Steve Douchbag Fauxnews outrage in 3,2,1……. /holding breath off
And only fired? Really?
Ahhhrrrg.
Ok I am leaving work now, see you all when I’m back home.
Electronic voting machines are evil.
http://tv.msnbc.com/2012/11/06/machine-turns-vote-for-obama-into-one-for-romney/
Here we go – it will only take 2-3% of these and we’ll all be sucking Koch…
I think I’ll go get fitted with ill-fitting orthodontic wear…
Elections should be like grocery checkout registers.
Paper, Please.
These machines should be totally banned.
From Earth 2.0
Mongolia
Machu Picchu, Peru
One really has to wonder, what did the inhabitants eat on a daily basis? Goat milk and dandelion roots?
UH.OH
Deux en machina?
Holy fuck. Where was this taken?
PA
Faux (and the parrots who are my right-wing friends on Facebook) are all up in arms because a school/polling place in Philly has a mural of Obama painted on the wall.
Imagine that! A picture of the current POTUS on a school wall.
Quick, look in the classrooms…there may be more pics of former Presidents.
Gawd, people are SO fucking stupid AND RACIST.
Every school I attended had a photo of the current President in the office or lobby. But they weren’t historical firsts like Barack Obama. Your friends must hate history.
On the eve of the US election, Bibi tells the world Israel can attack Iran alone.
Cool, have him send the $3b in our taxes he’s been using for his pet projects and he can have a nice day with that ….
Then he should go for it. Show the world how tough he is.
Wouldn’tcha love to hear Putin saber rattling about attacking Israel in the same vein as Bibi? Gold.
It is past time to cut Israel off. In real politic, they offer no security benefits, only security risks to the United States. Think gas is high now? Try filling up after Iran is bombed.
Nate Silver has Obama willing Florida by 0.02% …… nope that’s way under the % that Voldemort has already suppressed. Gekko won’t be stopped in Florida, IMO.
From the early voting, party affiliation
Florida
Votes: 4.3 million
Democrats: 43 percent
Republicans: 40 percent
Just voted. Moderate lines and no drama. There were about a dozen old white people in a parking lot across the street under a banner that says; “One man, One Woman, One God”. I resisted my urge to yell “and Allah is His prophet”.
🙂
Thanks but I effed up my line. It should be “Muhammad is His prophet”.
No mind. Way, way way the eff over their heads…
Hey, look at the bright side — at least they weren’t Mor(m)ons, not with that “one man, one woman” crap!
That woulda smoothed out their wrinkly old asses!
“One man, One Woman, One God”. Sounds kinky.
Oh that’s a killer crack….
All these reports of high turnout sound positive – we all know which party wants more people to vote and which party wants fewer people to vote ….
Chrysler gives workers day off to vote after rhetorical war with Romney
Karma’s always right around the corner, WillardRat!
George Romney is turning in his grave as his son Mitt ‘I’m a Car Man’ Romney is comprehensively pantsed by the very industry that financed his career (by which I mean the stock in which he had to sell ‘in hardship’ to get through his college days)
A US Marine talks to Ed Schultz:
Mittens needs to be bombarded with that audio. Drive up and down his street having it played on the loudspeaker.
!!Exclusive!!!: Romney UP one point in Ohio and TIED in Pennsylvania and Wisconsin, …
•Romney is also three points up in New Hampshire
•Figures differ from virtually all public polling
……..”according to his campaign’s internal polling”
Nice try assholes….
Non-critical thinkers rejoice!
Oh well, stick a fork in Obama – he’s all done. No need to keep voting, Rmoney’s annointing can proceed …
dailymail??? Srsly?
Yeah, linked from MSN!!
I scan it for celebrity new, so I have some stuff for watercooler talk, Don’t know 80% of the people they are writing about.
Pastor’s pre-election sermon: Obama is ‘paving the way for… the antichrist’”
Oh Lawd! Please grant the Internal Revenuers the strenth to take this hypocrite’s churchy tax exemption, and stuff it so far up his sanctimonious butt that he starts spittin copper.
Oh yes he is – by not showing up for the first debate, ho opened the door… oh wait I’m an Atheist – never mind, that’s all bullshit – just tax the prick’s church
I’m happy and optimistic today. Hoping that stays through tomorrow for all of us.
I’m trying really hard! Maybe if I stopped listening to the news, I’d be doing better.
I think I’ll go make soap. 🙂
I’m feeling the vibes, wrocky!
It’ll be a purple shroud for Rmoney (political career) instead of the royal robes he’s expecting to be wearing!
*facepalm*
* turtles barking *
You and me, Terry, you and me. Where is everyone? Zooey’s making soap, that much I know.
Just the Johnny Foreigners eh? The rest of them must be stuck in voting lines…. where’s dycker he’s a JF too?
Music? To pass the time? Let me run over to youtube, see if I can find some.
You called?
I’m working hard on fixing a problem. Every time one of my programs runs it says “Romney? Are you kidding me?”. I’m recompiling right now.
Yeah my MAC fools me, too. Maybe it’s all this voting malware flying around.
I’m in Bill Gates world, where, as a programmer, you can expect that some things you think should work a certain way, don’t!!!
I started using computers running MS-DOS. No Windows.X.x then.Taught me not to expect too much 😉
You got it. Low expectations from the get go.
Just back from a four mile hill-climbing walk, nine miles for the day. Feet are sore. Maybe a bottle of wine … if I can make it across the street to the wine shop. Worth a try. Need something to raise in toast for Obama’s victory anyway, right? RIGHT??? 🙂
Right!
* Mor(m)ons dissembling *
Faux News is on the case!!! Faux News goes hunting for Black Panthers:
So let me get this straight – the guy is intimating voters by holding the door open for them?
Oh sorry, I totally messed up the thread I’ll fix it, no worries
bad mee.. I do cmd5 instead of alt5 and it gets really scary what happens … Sorry again bmm. I think it should be ok now.
Your sons keeping you to date with the latest axemen to crank up?
Oh yes listen to that:
and that
We’ll go see Meshuggah shortly
And here’s one for Zooey, if she ever decided to show up here again.
Now that took me a while to post, I still mess up keys on the MAC
you like a Mac?…..just curious, i’ve never used one
They have MACS at my company and I swapped my PC for my son’s iMAC. I like it really. Not a big machine, reminds me of the terminals we used to have when I was working for Digital Equipment Corporation. My sons are, of course, into gaming, so they prefer PCs. I used to like building my own PCs from scrap parts, but I do enjoy the comfortable computing with a MAC. Old age, I suppose.
we’ve been talking off and on about a new computer…..my “new laptop” is 5 years old now and our PC is older….we may give it a go
Once you go there, I doubt you’ll go back. I love it.
I got my wife a Mac after she was using an old laptop that I loaded Ubuntu on. Turns out Mac IS linux! It’s great computer.
We have recently bought some awesome SW for the Macs at the firm. One for invoicing and one for document management. Cool.
I’m writing a document control module now and have done the invoicing SW for my client. I’ll bet mine isn’t as cool!
Check out “billings pro”. It is more or less a sophisticated app, but works like a charm.
To be honest, I’m done looking at billing programs. Especially mine!
I can understand that.
this site is posting very oddly….
Indeed, I am posting new entries several pages up from where I should be by time….
And this was a reply to fatherbob’s 3:13 post – not a new root post.
Oh dear, that is quite nice. 😉
We aim to please.
I get the guy on the pipes. 😉
That leaves the guitarman for me 🙂
I’m out here worrying and trying to order wedding stuff on a very bogged down internet.
Wedding? Who takes the plunge??
Eldest son, father of 4.
Well, that’ll make a few best men and bridesmaids 😆
Can’t beat this for a ballard about the triumph of the human spirit over authoritarism
**swoon**
damn…..is it Friday?
NO, but I could use weekend already.
pretty good stuff!!……..Friday entertainment on Tuesday!
makes me twitch for a scotch and water!!…..or maybe just a half and half!
My QOTD:
Scott Brown after being advised to ‘pack your bags, buddy’ by several union members in a voting queue in West Roxbury.
– (Brown is a member of the Screen Actors Guild).
Sic him Beth, baby.
Senator Warren has a very nice ring to it.
(Scott is impressed with his own self-importance)
lets see….3:45 PM here…i think 4:30 exit and a nice cold brewski is in order
I have to go upstairs. This basement room is just too cold.
https://twitter.com/rationalists/status/265957272642007041
And “Beam me up Moroni” on Mitt’s
Kos has some exit numbers and is optimistic
At least two Catholic churches, which are also polling places, have been forced to take down signs urging voters to support the anti-marriage amendment here in Minnesota. I really don’t understand how these people, who have been hosting elections for years, fail to understand that it is against the law to practice any campaigning within 100 feet of the polls. I suppose it’s possible that they figured that they can campaign in favor of a constitutional amendment as long as they don’t support a particular candidate but I figure it’s more likely they are among those religionists who think they are above the law.
It’s also raining so it sounds like those camped out as close to polling stations as they can get have been forced indoors.
I think it’s from EV messed up my post on the Black Panthers video.
Didn’t I fix it.I thought I did 😳
Sys admin. cough cough. SYS ADMIN!
Took a shower using QZ’s soap, listening to some baroque music, chilling the wine, not reading any of the cynical posts, just relaxing, wondering how long that’ll last… 😉
What flavor soap, nwog?
“Sunny Day”. You’ll have to ask the resident soap vintner what magical ingredients are used.
So, purple and green soap. Seems like a good idea. 😉
What’s going on with the comments?
I encountered problems while posting videos, but now all looks good to me.
Something was weird with badmoodman’s black panther video. Fixed!
That would have been me trying to fix it, sorry 😦
No worries, it was pretty easy to find — just looked for the spot where the comments started time traveling. 🙂
Wizard, Errrrm. Witch! Thanks girl, you’re the best.
Awwww, thanks. Must be the Felix Felisis.
Did someone (cough) leave something open, that should be closed, the posts have run out the barn door, and are scattered from here to yon…(cough) 🙂
Give me a minute, nwoldguy, I’ll find it.
Cool. Time travel!
I still don’t expect Batscat Bachmann to be defeated but local reports indicate “record turnout” in her district. I am allowing myself to hope that some of the “extra voters” are those who are new to her district do to redistricting and don’t want to be represented by a raving lunatic.
Today’s polls are also indicating that both state constitutional amendments, anti-marriage and voter suppression, are going to come up short of the 50% needed to pass.
I guess that Steven Crowder didn’t understand that whole “turn the other cheek” business. It’s also kinda funny to see the paranoia on display.
Oops! Link.
http://crooksandliars.com/blue-texan/stupid-right-wing-tweets-steven-crowd-1
This is the weirdo who dressed up in a bear suit and stole candy from kids on Halloween, to make some bizarre point about Socialism. All he managed was looking like Pedobear.
Rightwing comedians aren’t funny. Ever.
They know their audience. They don’t get laughs until blood flows so, not willing to spill any of their own blood, they mail it in from Planet Meh.
Sooo, will Mitt bow out gracefully with a concession speech, or will he piss and moan and whine, or will he simply not bother?
Whatever he does tonight he will contradict it tomorrow. Then he’ll change his mind. Then he’ll change his mind again. And again. And again.
Could be fun!
The used piece of gum Rmoney doesn’t know graceful.
It’ll be whine-fest all the way.
A curiosity. It looks like the local “librul media”, who staunchly refuse to call Batscat Bachmann “crazy” or any variation thereof, has not run any polls on the Bachmann race in two weeks. Have they not conducted polls or are they afraid to run polls indicating Batscat will lose?
No matter what happens in politics I will go to bed full of contentment. I’m just waiting for the excess water in my spaghetti sauce to boil off and I have some fresh mozzarella and Parmesan fresh from the creamery. Washed down with my favorite local ale it can’t help but be a good night.
Nice way to decompress and mellow out!
Romney takes Kentucky — no surprise.
Obama takes Vermont — no surprise.
Obama’s looking good in VA.
Kos says its tighter than Madonna’s forehead in VA
Gekko gets Indiana and is welcome to it – but Gekko is winning!!!
However, Mr ‘God’s gift to you is rape and a kid to remember it by’ looks to be polling well below Gekko in Indiana.
My, nearly 17 y.o., niece is working a precinct in Santa Cruz:
Polls are about to close in OH, and loads of people are still in line. They can vote if they’re in line — they just have to stay there.
Bet its only in the big cities – those Gekko/Galt teabaggers had more than enough of those Tagg Romney machines to go around….. just like 2004. Or is the turnout simply massive?
Yes.
Ahhhhh, Chardonnay is the beverage of the evening.
I’m still friggin’ working ….. kinda. I’m 2 hours from a beer right now….
Damn, can’t you fake plague or something?
It’s official…Virginia picks Chardonnay.
A very good choice. 😉
Joe Manchin WV holds his seat.
We just came home from voting, mellowed out a bit, and are now settling in for a long night. I’ll try to catch up to speed!
Same here, but I’m not expecting to mellow out until this thing is done!
Were the polls busier than usual?
No, but we were later than we usually vote. When we walked in, our next-door neighbor was just getting her ballot. She had her daughter (now 19, we first met her when she was just a little elf, maybe 4 years old.) She was beautiful as a child, and she turned into a beautiful young woman.
But I digress. Basically, there were more poll-workers than voters. Still the sweet older ladies, one told me that she lived down the street from me. We did not have to show any ID, as always. I refrained from taking a cookie. 🙂
That’s good. I hope the neighbor’s daughter was voting!
I guess NY being a blue state means no one is messing around with voting and voters.
Bernie Sanders keeps his seat!
MSNBC is projecting Independent Angus King to win in Maine. They show the IND line as “+1”. That just doesn’t really make any sense, or does it and I’m not getting it? (What they should have said, also, was GOP -1.)
He liked it.
Jay Smooth weighs in on the sweetness of voting for revenge.
http://vimeo.com/52950110#
In VA with 1% counted:
59% Romney
41% Obama
Long Time Philadelphia Voters Reportedly Missing From Rolls, Forced to Cast Provisional Ballots
On CNN they have Romney with 38% Obama 61% and a check in Romney’s corner?!
Well it’s changed now so don’t bother looking!
College students being turned away in Philly
Something stinks to high heaven in PA.
Like a Bolivian unicyclist’s jockstrap
MSNBC projecting IL and MA to Obama.
In your stupid face, Mitt.
NBC projects the winner of Redneckistan is Romney!
Heh, JINX!
Looks like Mitt has the redneck vote locked up. Voting against their own interests again. Still. Also. Too.
Time to get a bus…..
Where is a good place online to see election results. TPM sucks this time.
I’m watching MSNBC. Is the TVPC.com link to them not working?
I’m watching that, but I’m looking for something in writing. It’s hard for me to keep track of their fast pace of info.
Seriously, it’s really bad when a presidential candidate can’t win his own state. Obama needs to win WI as well. 😉
I’m looking for Paul Ryan to be a 2x loser tonight.
As I have said many times: The better people know Mittens and R-Ayn? The less they like them.
I know that’s true with us! The good thing is, none of my family had an effect on Romney winning or losing, since they’re in ID and TX.
My men and I are in WA, ID ( 😦 ), and OR.
EV score right now:
Obama: 65
Romney: 40
Obama wins CT, DE, DC, IL, ME, MD, MA, RI, VT.
hmm, where/what are you watching?
That’s very good news!
Ahhhhhh! I’ll give the spaghetti an 8.5. The green pepper was just a touch on the bitter side but that should go away before I heat the leftovers tomorrow. Or for a midnight snack.
Hateful Asshole and Hate Group Leader Owes Rachel Maddow $24,625.23
Ain’t that cool? I wonder if Bradlee will go to jail on a contempt charge or…
He and his secret boyfriend will have to dig through the sofa cushions…for starters.
VA 34% in
56-42 Romney.
Keep heading in the right direction.
https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedAndrew/status/265987223801958401
Mitt wins ARkinsaw!
Chris Murphy wins over the wrestling lady in CT!!
Good riddance Lieberman! And welcome Angus King (I)! I hope he’s another Bernie Sanders!
For sure? That’s great, although not unexpected news.
I knew you couldn’t resist a peek. 😉
A real Dem pickup in CT. Chris Murphy is the projected winner over the Lady Wrestler, or whoever she is. I believe this was Turncoat Joe’s former seat. It’s sort of a win back after he left the DNC. Either way, combined with Angus King’s victory in ME, it’s a GOP loss, and the Indy voice replacing Joe is more reliable (I believe.)
King is Maine’s replacement for Olympia Snowe, Wayne. Murphy replaces Lieberman, in CT.
I know. I inartfully tried to say that an R-seat was lost, and a (I think) more left-leaning Independent than Turncoat Joe took the other “Independent” “seat.” Before, between CT and ME, it was 1 Republican and 1 Independent, now it’s 1 Independent and 1 Democrat.
A while ago, Rachel said King was pro-choice and pro-Obamacare, I think, so he certainly won’t be welcome in today’s GOP.
Geeze, I literally worried myself sick and had to lay down for the last hour…
I hope you feel better now, badmoodman. Welcome to the landslide party. 😉
Sherrod Brown is KICKING ASS in Ohio.
I suppose it was un-ladylike to vote, but the beat-down was justified.
Geeze, Dave Weigel picked a Romney win.
That’s really sad. I know he’s a libertarian, but I thought he had a brain.
WTF is Ken Blackwell doing on my computer screen? *spit*
What are you watching?
House’s TVPC channel. I’m just looking for something with good written numbers.
Thanks. It doesn’t like Chrome or Safari. I’ll keep searching.
I’m watching using Chrome. Try this one: http://tvpc.com/Channel.php?ChannelID=5424
Wait for the ads to disappear or exit out of them after they expire.
What about http://www.cnn.com/election/2012/results/main
That’s better, although I hate CNN. 🙂
You get the numbers you want, but you don’t have to listen to anyone’s voice. 🙂
Thanks, friend. 🙂
Tweety and Ed Schultz aren’t standing for his bullshit. Right on, Ed.
Blackwell is sitting there denying that there are long waits in OH to vote. Asshole.
Lines are so long in some counties that folk in VA may still be voting at 10PM.
Good to know there’s no shenanigans to dissuade people as they wait, patiently it would seem, to cast their vote!
How’d Outstanding, jr. like being at the poll?
He caught the excitement, and then a fellow worker gave him donuts. That sealed it.
Sweet!
I have just been ordered by my father to come pick him up and drive him home, which gouges about 90 minutes out of what was supposed to be my evening.
Or not. Now he has the bright idea to take a cab. Which is what I suggested five minutes ago.
So that means it’s his idea. 😉
You know it. Except he didn’t call me back and he’s not answering his cell phone. Which probably, although not positively, means he’s in a cab. He might even call when he gets home. OK, this granola is going in the oven.
I feel your pain. I wasted 3 hours driving back and forth to the city and as it turns out the other kids helped Taylor move her stuff and I just had to help her put some stuff away.
Obama wins NJ and Menendez holds his Senate seat.
Yeeeh, in Florida, it is like 2000. With more than half the precincts reporting it’s 49.6 percent for Obama and 49.6 for Romney.
I was going to post a humorous column I wrote for an ezine back in November 2000 about Florida, but…
They are really depending a lot on exit polling. It appears that the states that look one sided but aren’t called yet are the ones they didn’t exit-poll.
Michigan goes for Obama!
ouch! Mittens – your daddy is rolling in his grave…out in MA and now in MI.
Casey keeps his seat in PA.
Maggie Hassan wins as Dem Gov of NH.
And Obama in NH?
Looking good, but not called yet.
Obama wins PA! Well done, Cats & nonewhere!
Unfortunately, John “Cry, Baby, Cry” Boehner will remain Speaker of the House. If for no other reason than the sheer entertainment value of it, can we please see a reaction of Boehner being told the news?
He’s shitty at his job, and may guarantee a Dem win in the House in 2014.
I wouldn’t be surprised if he was dumped in January as Speaker.
You may be right, gummitch. Eric Cantor will challenge him if enough Tea Party types get elected in their party.
Gillebrand in NY and Stabenow in wherever retain their seats.
Elizabeth Warren wins in MA!!
Somebody get Turtle some smelling salts…
Beautiful!
As my friend Dr Dave predicted, all them Dems who turned out for Obama were going to pull the lever for Warren.
NBC says Warren has won in Massachusetts.
Fox calls Pennsylvania for Obama. So, yeah, all that late Romney fuss was bullshit.
VA 61% of precincts
R 52%
O 47%
Marriage equality may win in MD
Had to drive into the city to help Taylor move to a different room. Just missed President Obama’s motorcade (both ways) but the kids got to see him before it was dark.
Did TtT hurt himself when he passed out?
Damn, Eric Cantor retains his seat.
Laying low and shutting up worked.
Mike Pence running for Gov in Indiana is that the asshole senator? I so hope he loses.
Pence was a House Rep.
Wisconsin goes big for Obama, which means an even narrower path for Willard.
We’re stuck with Cantor.
Sorry about that. 😦
Obama wins WI!! Well done, Hooda!
The repiggie ticket didn’t win either of their states.
Now, I hope Ryan loses his House seat…
That would be awesome if Ryan lost his house seat.
The Confederate states go for the white guy. Coincidence?
Bill0 is making excuses. Hmmmm. If Sandy gives Obama the win; does that mean it’s God’s will?
O’REILLY: I did pick up two things. On the exit polling, Hurricane Sandy was prominent in the exit polling. And that is really interesting. Because it just impacted a bunch of Northeast states who would vote for Barack Obama but the country was so locked in on this fierce storm. Americans like storms. And they were — and there was Chris Christie and president Obama walking down the beach, you know, with a little ‘Seth in the Moon Glow’ music behind him and it just wiped the Governor’s campaign off the map. For five days. Five days Mitt Romney disappeared from the national debate and from the media headline.
If the storm ruined Rmoney’s campaign, doesn’t that mean it was the will of God?
Defnitely. God hates Mormons and liars.
We just need thirty four more votes East of the Rockies now.
That would be CA (55), right?
California, Washington, Oregon and Hawaii total 78 EV. + 192 equals game over!
That’s what one of my recent blog posts was about. Count the 78 votes in those 4 states as a lock and you need to get to 192. They just called NH, which I think locks up the NE and that’s 112 more votes and you only need 80. Give him IL’s 20 and you;re down to 60. He won WI and MI, that’s 26 and you;re down to 34.
I think it’s doable, and I’m encouraged by the Sherrod Brown race, like 53-42. I can see people in MA voting Brown-Romney, but not in OH. I think that bodes well for Obama. If he wins OH, you need 16 more – 6 in IA and 10 in MN, and that’s 270.
I count 100 likely EVs for Obama, yet to be called.
I’m sorry, but every time I see ‘EV’, I think of our EV. 😀
Sherrod Brown wins. Yay.
Paul Ryan loses Wisconsin, Romney loses Michigan and Mass. Republicans are such dumbfucks.
NBC just retracted Warren win.
Don’t tell TtT.
Crap.
Looks like Allan Grayson is headed back to Congress.
I love me some Alan Grayson.
Yes!
There a number of local and state issues, plus a mayoral race for me to check on later. It’s likely they’ll call the mayor before I got to bed, because it’s likely to be pretty one-sided.
My need to see Romney lose and have to concede defeat isn’t even rational. I despise that piece of crap.
Me too, Shayne.
Romney conceding, and Ann looking furious in the background.
I’m not real proud of it but I feel the same way. I’d pay for the privilege of informing Ann of his loss.
Yeah it’s really bad karma but I don’t care. I’ll take the risk.
32% reporting
Tammy Duckworth 42,807 54.8%
Joe Walsh I 35,369 45.2%
Sah-weet!!
Yes. Good to know the money I donated payed off. Also my Rep Judy Biggert is losing. I was so pissed because she was redistricted and I didn’t get to vote against her.
Joe kennedy wins Barney Frank seat in MA. Yay.
Awesome!
At least we know that Romney and Ryan have both lost their home states.
Wisconsin a big deal……
NBC calling it for Elizabeth Warren again.
Honeybuns is going to Town!
PA is called by CNN for Obama…!!
Now MSNBC is giving Warren the win. Flip-flopping networks.
MSNBC now calling Elizabeth Warren as winning the Senate seat in MA.
Ted Kennedy can RIP now.
Hi all,
just finished work/started Scotch. Will be watching Stewart/Colbert for results. Have tomorrow’s Open Thread scheduled, regardless of the outcome tonight/next two weeks.
Here’s a toast to friends, to life as we know it, and to The Zoo!
Slainte!
Donated Sherrod Brown, Tammy Duckworth, Alan Grayson, Elizabeth Warren and President Obama. Not a lot but they still owe me. 🙂
Cheers BnF!
Sliante, BnF!!
Nostrovia!
NBC retracts the retraction..Warren is in.
Jesse Jackson Jr retains his seat in IL.
He’s playing crazy to avoid prosecution I think.
Oh, that’s not good. I’m not current on that news.
Calling it for Donnely in Indiana!
It’s a gift from …..
The GOP loses a safe Indiana Senate seat by picking the loony-right Richard Mourdock.
Teatards.
Mourdock loses in IN!
Mourdick loses! Awesome! Go Tea Party! 😀
(RIP Teapottiers 2010 – 20012)
Grayson wins in FL!!
Interesting that Ryan and Romney both lost their home states. Curious that.
Rape boys, Akin and Moudock, are both projected to lose.
I think the Prez is going to win Florida, and Warren, MA. (according to my benchmark counties)
New Hampshire. 🙂
🙂
Obama wins New Hampshire.
😀
The mood on Kos, counting Florida counties one at a time is becoming optimistic on FL – only 40% of votes in in Miami-Dade…
Obama has won already.
I don’t see how he loses Ohio, if Brown has won his Senate race there. Sam Wang and Nate Silver are looking smarter all the time.
I think they are trying hard not to wrap the race too early, just to keep us watching the ads.
IXNAY ON THAT APCRAY!!
Superstitious? 😀
Watching Fox now – its like someone died….. they just called NH for Obama by 11% !! Gekko was creamed!
Thank you for your service, Turtle. 😉
Walking on air since your sweetie is now Senator Professor Warren, aren’t you Turtle!
She sent me a lovely note just before the polls closed about how thankful she was to have me on her side, no matter what happens…..
Grrrr. Can’t find the results for Tammy/Tommy. Anyone?
Haven’t seen anything yet.
Damn near had a heart attack. I found one with Tommy at 52%. Then I saw it was with 9% reporting.
I’m confident she’ll win. Dunno how much that helps. 🙂
According to TP, we now have a lesbian in the Senate. Does that help?
http://www.politico.com/2012-election/map/#/Senate/2012/
Put the cursor over the state you want. Shows 11.3% reporting now.
Don’t know, but I saw McCaskill leading Todd ‘legitimate rape’ Akin on Fox
Tammy won I believe.
No word from my Dad, so I’m officially off the clock. Time for a drink. Drinking strictly American tonight: Wild Turkey 101.
Tucker Carlson choking back tears for Scott Brown – whining still the talking points about Beth. Little prick
Dang! I read as far as “Tucker Carlson choking” and felt really, really, good.
😆
I’m going with too close to call…an excuse to open another bottle of wine.
Thatta girl, keep lubed! 😉
Excellent thought, Outstanding. I bought a big bottle. 😉
Magnums for everyone!!!!
Bible Spice is coming on in a minute……
Out of what…?
Fox TV. QOTD from SammytheTurtle – “I thought Bible Spice was Santorum”
Fantastic. 🙂
Who?///
Romney takes UT and MT. No surprises.
I like Montana but can all the Mor(m)ons return to Utah and stay there?
Florida still seems tighter than an Italian waiter’s keks ….. at least on TV. Kos is still trending it O
Not a good night for the Congressional teabaggers from 2010. I guess that they aren’t going to achieve a 1,000 year Reich after all.
Tide comes in, tide goes out.
And BillO has no idea why. Ha!
McCaskill wins in Missouri!
She took a terrible chance with the way she ran her campaign, but it worked.
More demographic, long term problems for the GOP:
Nate Silver:
“[E]arly returns show Mr. Obama to win Hispanic-Americans over all by 20 percentage points in Florida, and if he wins that, it’d be larger than the 15-point margin he had in 2008. If Mr. Obama ekes out a win in Florida, this will have a lot to do with it.”
Claire McCaskill kicked Richard Mourdick in the nuts.
Well she kicked his proxy: Akin in the nuts – I know we get our mysogynst religious scumballs mixed up.
She must have a long leg!?
Akin, Jane
Sorry, thanks for the corrections, my bad!
Vote Puppy says “Arf!” That means “Vote!”
That golden retriever is making my poor Riley look like a mutt.
Bible Spice is disappointed….. blames Bain and auto bailout….. the rest was word salad ….. total drivel.
“Follow the constitution” – blah, blah, blah….. “no budget”….
Fox is like a morgue, they are talking about what went wrong….
Camera just shocked us with a freaky Bible Spice close up…. total drivel …. energy independence, deficit, – Todd’s not getting any tonight.
Well as long as Palin is miserable I’m happy.
That might have been Bible Spice’s last appearance on Fox payroll….
Who?
And speaking of numbnuts: from TP’s liveblogging thread, discussing the exit polls, BillO sez: “Hurricane Sandy was prominent in the exit polling. And that is really interesting. Because it just impacted a bunch of Northeast states who would vote for Barack Obama but the country was so locked in on this fierce storm. Americans like storms.”
Yeah, Bill, who gives a fuck about the northeast states, they’re among that 47% who would vote for Obama anyway. But, “Americans like storms”?
Karl Rove is next – expecting him to reel off his excuses to his paymasters – $10s of millions spent…
Rove is talking the county numbers and says Ohio is too soon / too close
Ain’t it sweeeet…all that money swirling the bowl!
KKKarl, life is rough then you die!
Bubye major prick Joe Walsh, HELLO Tammy Duckworth
YES! oh YES!
I live in Illinois. You wouldn’t believe the ads Walsh was running against Tammy. He should be slapped around. He even pimped out his son to say Tammy was picking on them.
One thing. When Obama is re-elected we can thank all the Republicans who put so much money back into the economy with their poor fiscal ideas about Willard.
At least 310 EC votes for Obama.
Any word on how Batscat is faring?
It looks like she will hold her seat.
Damn, how can that small area of your state be that insane?
Campaigning from the pulpit and old white people.
Bachmann leading just a little with 19% counted.
That’s where most of my contributions went, but it was always going to be tough
Marcy Kaptur says Iowa will put President Obama over the top.
Faux is so predictable. I stopped on the channel for a few seconds, and they’re talking about “there may have been illegal votes in Ohio.” What a broken record.
Such a shame they didn’t have the same concern the other day when Florida attempted to disenfranchise voters (even the effing GoOPer Governor was in on that trickery).
I cannot stand to see the national popular vote and Willard has a couple million more than Obama. Creeps me out.
That’s because of all the ballots they handed out to black people that won’t be counted until later.
Let’s see how they spin that ……
Boehner is babbling drunkenly about something.
His time working in a tavern?
Ohio 09 Details » Updated 1 minute ago
STATUS
CANDIDATES VOTES VOTES %
Marcy Kaptur (Incumbent) 99,043 72%
Samuel Wurzelbacher 33,242 24%
Est. 26% in
Now he can go back to being a non-plumber racist asshole.
Back?
Point taken. 😉
My fascist BIL probably voted for Joe The Plumber…… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Corporal Klinger may have sounded crazy and was an incurable cross-dresser, but he knew a wankaaa when he saw one.
This one was important to win because we lost Dennis Kucinich in the primary between him and Marcy. If Joe the Dickwad somehow managed to win, it would have been a doubly great loss.
Heh.
Told ya – Wil is trying so hard to kill off Wesley Crusher for good. I think Wil might get some tonight …. 😉
Probably with Felecia Day. The lucky bastard. 🙂
Well, he is married…to a woman. 😉
He has a son, with whom he enjoys microbrewing beer at home. I think he’s 38 years old. Something like that.
Wheaton’s son is 38? That can’t be right.
I was mistaken. He’s 40. Born July 29, 1972.
Rove continues….. Kos is posting ‘Ah buts’ in real time – Columbus and Cleveland are showing larger turnout and larger % to Obama….
What a racket Rove is in. I’m sure he draws a large salary for himself to run the PACS.
One of my RWNJ friends on FB has moved past Election Day, right on through to Veteran’s Day. 😆
Love it!
I think it’s hilarious.
Gosh, I wonder how Joe Walsh will keep up with the child support and alimony payments.
Oh, wait…
Minnesota goes to Obama!
Notice how the numbers keep tracking together. It was 162-162, then 162-163, 162-174, and now 172-174.
Yes, but the west coast will win it for Obama. No problemo.
The media has to keep us watching those ads.
Kos just updated the 6 bellwethers in Florida – Obama still ahead of 08 pace.
Joe Coors is losing. Isn’t he a big asshole?
Coors should stick with his lousy beer.
Akin giving a weepy concession.
Wah. Women shut that thing down.
Where’s that old lady with the c***punch – I’d pay to see that.
Me too, but I’ll settle for him LOSING.
Gawd is sending the message to Akin: STFU you know nothing about A&P (anatomy and physiology)!
You’ll never hear from Akin again — unless he gets arrested again protesting abortion somehwere.
Or tapping in a men’s room.
fatherbob may get his wish – NM seems to be leaning blue!
Well done, fatherbob!
Well that’s enough of that – went to refill a seriously alcoholic drink to purge the Fox news experience….. back to reality.
Well done, TtT. Well done!
We applaud your courage and award you this gold medal for surviving slogging through the mire that is fauxsnooze.
Missouri goes for Romney. No surprise.
Obama still wins this thing.
VA Romney 50% Obama 49%… 25K votes apart.
People are still voting here.
Minnesota, my shithead BIL’s state, goes to Obama. YES!
But Batshit is still there….. teh stoopid is strong in NE Minneapolis……
Life is Good in the Zooey household. Nicely done MN!
Kos is close to calling Florida for O
Tim Kaine wins VA Senate over George Macaca Allen.
Today, I did inside poll watching per request of the Obama camp. and a woman that was somewhere in her ’50’s stated that this was her first time voting so she need some assistance on how to use the machine. Also, there were people that were voting that haven’t voted in over 4 years that came to vote today. When I left the poll at 5:30, we were at a 70% turnout.
Awesome news, Cats. Most excellent!
It’s almost 8 p.m. on the west coast, and the race will be called for Obama soon.
Liz Warren is giving her victory speech!
Elizabeth Warren will be the most important senator since Ted Kennedy.
And the hottest.
awww, Macaca Allen lost
Tim Kaine beats George Allen in VA!
Looks like Gov. Macaca lost his bid for the Senate. Go Virginia! Now bring home for Obama.
Romney is ahead, but not by much.
Looks like NC went for Romney. No surprise, but I was hopeful. Meh.
George Takei is obsessing that Diane Sawyer is drunk. Anyone seeing that?
Has Diane Sawyer taken her shirt off and grabbed a sword and is running about the studio yelling “En garde Richelieu” ??
You have teevee, tell me!
Diane Sawyer’s boobies? Jon Stewart? I go with Jon.
The clock strikes 8p PST…polls are now closed on the west coast.
For states like WA and OR that do mail in voting, they should have already have the numbers.
NO BANG for his bucks…with the Kaine win in VA., Sheldon Adelson is now 0 for 5 in races his Super PAC heavily financed. If Romney loses, it’ll be 0 for 6.
Time for the FBI bribery probe to get underway
What’s going on in Oregon???????????????
Dick Morris who predicted a MASSIVE Romney landslide, is now VERY nervous. Maybe Fox will finally fire his sorry ass.
He’ll need to hire another toe-bearing hooker to console himself.
Dick is so aptly named…
one of the biggest pricks.
George Takei
This just in: Apple Maps projects Obama to win Chile.
HuffPo has Obama with 244 EV.
New QOTD: Jon Stewart: “We can call it right now, Mitt Romney has won most of the Confederacy”
The Denver Post is calling Colorado for Obama. If that holds, all Obama needs is Iowa and it’s over.
Obama wins Iowa!
Tammy Duckworth officially wins!
Yes
(great big smile and FU to Joe)
Obama wins Oregon!
Looks like all the money in the world may not be buying the Senate and most possibly the presidency. They just called Oregon. And Ohio.
MSNBC CALLS IT FOR OBAMA
Wahoo! 4 more years.
Obama wins Ohio, and wins a second term!
Obama wins with Ohio!!!!!!!!
Oh boy! I can strut into work in the morning!
The strutting rooster!
More like…
Kos called Florida – it is over two different ways
I’m crying tears of relief and joy!
For me, this is more like when the Tide beats Auburn. It’s more about the relief at not having to hear the trash talk for most of the next year.
Geeze, I’m crying….
Nate Silver is so getting laid tonight……
YES, FOUR MORE YEARS
Tomorrow will be another beautiful day!
I still want Virginia.
CNN is calling it.
The Dems retain control of the Senate!
David Brooks is a prick – he’s busy with the consolation licking Rmoney’s…
Taylor is standing outside at the big screen rally for Obama. They only gave out so many tickets for inside McCormick Place but there are a lot of people outside. I’m so proud she’s a liberal.
I hope she takes loads of pictures!
We moved her room today. I bet she forgot her camera.
No!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congratulations on getting the president you deserve America 🙂 !!
My husband kept telling me Obama was going to lose. We’re not speaking right now.
Give him a big kiss from me. 🙂
Nate Silver is single …
I have shoes older than Nate Silver.
Beth and I have something special, but then again she’s a Senator now….. I might have to let her go…*sniff*
Eric Cantor held onto his seat. Somebody needs to give him a blow job so we can get rid of him in a sex scandal.
And an entire state, both liberal and conservative collectively goes “Ewwwwww!”.
The Black Mamba strikes, and hits the Target. HOORAY to all the Zoo critters who helped make this happen!
Woo hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where’s Mitt? I want to hear that concession speech.
He’ll still manage to be snarky.
Snarky as in out of touch fucking asshole?
Weeping in his hot cocoa, while Ann is in disbelief.
Faux and Rove are saying it isn’t over and that Romney’s not giving any concession speech.
Bachmann v Graves at 50/50.
Come on, Minnesota!
That would be awesome if she lost. She had a bigger lead a while ago.
I’d cream my jeans, I swear it.
Just don’t share if you do, okay?
Bill Maher
Well that was a million dollars well spent.
McCain is going to speak? WTF for?
There’s someone on his lawn again.
Silence at Romney headquarters.
Wonder why? 😆
Sheldon Adelson’s mega millions in Super PACS went 0-for-6.
He should have just fed the slots in his casino.
Wouldn’t that be the same as playing a dollar changer machine? Dollar in, dollar out, every time?
Well yes, but his support of creatures like Gingrich, who could never win, seemed sort of masturbatory.
Rove is saying that Fox called Ohio too soon. It’s Rove vs CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC and FOX.
Wah.
What is that Megan Kelly walk to the ‘decision room’ – apparently rehearsed already…. Rove casts doubts on the call and the suits in the bowels of Fox say ‘Nope, its over’
Fox is bizarre – Karl Rove on the TV scribbling notes about Ohio……
Back to Fox (not my choice – I wanted to stay with Colbert) – I think someone died on Fox
BTW, told ya so. 😉
President Barack Obama just tweeted: “We’re all in this together. That’s how we campaigned, and that’s who we are. Thank you. -bo”
Andy Borowitz: “BREAKING: Man Who Told Half the Nation to Fuck Themselves Somehow Loses Election #election #election2012 #vote2012”
Bobbing to surface
Two years of swimming in shit;
A breath of fresh air
Romney not conceding OH. *sniff*
Wow, the Romney campaign is not conceding Ohio.
Rove is still going……
Is Rove in the midst of a breakdown?
Going to be a lost of pissed off billionaries wanting to know how he spent their money.
No, he’s going the distance…..
I’m staying up until I see Romney’s concession speech.
That could be days …you know the egotistical snot is attempting to figure out how to take Ohio.
CO has gone to the President.
I’m not sure I can…they’re having a hard time with reality.
I think it’s too funny. Of course, I’ve had an awful lot of wine this evening.
Fuck! Flake wins in AZ, but the Dems win in NM.
I absolutely love it that my dad’s new wife is “liking” all of my FB celebrations of Obama’s win, along with all the other Dem wins. 🙂
That’s a nice bonus.
My BFF’s husband is probably digging a bunker in his back yard this very minute.
Someone should alert Rove that while he’s whining about Ohio, Obama is picking up Florida, Colorado and Virginia.
Nevada is being called for the President.
Virginia?
Close, probably going Obama. Margin is about 8K for Romney, waiting on NoVA.
HuffPo has Obama at 290. Take away OH and he still wins.
Get over it, Mitt.
The Prez has a slight lead in Virginia, with two of the biggest Democratic strong holds still under reported. Hang in there OIMF!
I think we’ve got it. I’m pouring the last of the wine.
Must see clip from FAUX”News”. Bill0 says the demographics have changed, people “want stuff”, and the white establishment is now the minority. I suppose it’s too much to hope that he decides to eat a bullet.
http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/election-night-open-thread
Karl Rove can’t believe they didn’t steal enough votes to give Romney Ohio.
All that money wasted building the economy, instead of beating Obama. 😆
Colorado Democrats pick up state House, Senate, and Gov.
HAT TRICK!
Donald Trump loses it, calls for “revolution”
Yeah, let’s revolt against Rump.
Paging Wayne….. c**k punch for a Mr Trump, you have a c**kpunch for a Mr Trump….?
I’d deliver it if i were on that coast.
Poor little, lonely asshat. People don’t have much confidence in a man who wears roadkill as a toupee.
Cuyahoga County brings it home….
I wonder if the locked down gated community is under siege by rioting teabaggers.
I don’t know if you watched Rove on Fox but it was must-see TV. Try and catch clips on YouTube. It was a total meltdown on live TV.
I saw it – it was totally bizarre….. the atmosphere of the grave, Bret Baier in near tears couldn’t look at the camera and Karl scribbling away on his pad and the bimbo strutting her catwalk walk to the ‘decision room’….
…. seek it out, it was something else.
Maryland approves marriage equality!
Let’s go, Washington state!
Politico has Obama as having won Colorado and Nevada. That’s 272 without Ohio!
51% of precincts reporting and Graves is ahead of Batscat by 500 votes!
The anti-marriage and voter suppression amendments are both poised to fail.
Encouraging news out of MN, pete!
Katrina vandenHeuvel @KatrinaNation
Maine becomes 1st state to pass Freedom to Marry at ballot!
In Oregon and Washington it appears to be a Democratic sweep, from Senate to Governor to Sec State.
Washington voters approve legalized marijuana
Smiling (toking to come later)…
In Oregon it appears to be losing, although it’s pretty close.
I’m proud of my state, and extremely tired. Forward friends! If Mitt concedes before you west coasters go to bed please post a picture of Ann’s expression.
Goodnight, OIMF!
I’d like to thank and congratulate the Zoo Critters for their passion, resolve and work in helping the president to re-election.
Now it’s time to get back to business working on getting the progressive agenda in front of him.
Wisconsin, North Dakota, Montana, New Mexico, and Nevada all have uncalled Senate races, and all five have the Dem leading.
Heide Heitkamp holding a slight lead in ND Senate race. Go Women!
Woo hoo!!!
A New QOTD from TommytheTurtle on the news that Heidi Heitkamp (D) is ahead by 4k votes in North Dakota….
Terry: There will be a record number of women in the Senate – more than in anytime in history.
Tommy (aged 11 1/2): What? There’ll be *binders full of women* !!!!!
You’re raising free-thinkers with wonderful senses of humor.
Well done, TtT!
Maria Cantwell holds her seat in WA state.
Easy money….. Cantwell ahead by double digits…..
Heh, Romney only wrote a victory speech.
No wonder he’s not conceding yet. 😉
It may take a while for him to hire someone to write it. DC is going wild, pity our President isn’t home to see it. G’nite folks.
And, …drumroll…Our new 1st district Congresswoman..Susan DelBene!! Thank you, thank you!
MIne too!!! (but I was backing Darcy….)
We be neighbors?
I was for Darcy as well, but Susan is light years above KosterBagger.
Maybe….. StT is at Canyon Park JH
Yeah, Amber goes to Woodside elementary in Mays Pond (Mill Creek. We live on the hill behind Burgermaster/Gold’s Gym as you go up Hwy 527…
We be nayburs!
TommytheT (and soon to be AndytheT) do Kempo at the school at the next light up from the BM….
Obama is at 290 EC votes. Ohio is moot.
And Chuck Todd has made the case that Romney can’t win Virginia or Florida.
He must be weeping on the inside.
Allen West is losing for now. Keep fingers crossed.
He was level last time I looked …. big Democratic city votes being counted late.
Perhaps he can be put on a one way flight to Baghdad to chat about the torture of prisoners allegation.
CNN has already called NV for Obama (MSNBC should, too) giving him enough to make OH’s 18 unneeded to win. Romney should concede now because even OH’s 18 won’t help him.
Sorry. I had not refreshed the page before I started typing my comment.
Wayne!! How’s your buddy with the squirrel on his head….
I’ve yet to see any state in which Johnson had any impact at all. His numbers are pretty pathetic.
New Mexico Senate seat and Wisconsin Senate seat (Tammy Baldwin!) called for Dems by Politico!
fatherbob will be jubilant!
Yeehah!!
My face hurts from smiling so much. 🙂
Still three Senate seats the Dems could take, which would make 54 plus two Independents. Heidi Heitkamp up by 5k at 94.4% reporting! Tester is ahead in Montana, but a lot of votes not in. Nevada in a dead heat now.
One network (missed the first part of the message) calling VA for the President.
Let’s see how it plays in the next few minutes…
Obama takes the lead in popular vote. Feel better badmoodman?
I sure do! I hadn’t seen the popular vote totals in a long time. I’ve been watching the Senate.
Cleveland rocks (and Miami and Seattle and Los Angeles)
HuffPo has VA for Obama. 303 EC votes.
CNN has also called VA for Obama.
Politico has Va. blue! ‘Transvaginal’ probably cost Romney that state! Plus Johnson and Goode. Jill Stein only got 8000 votes vs 42,000 for Johnson/Goode.
Only FL remains, and there’s no way for Romney to catch up.
Kos called FL about the same time as CO and OH were called….. Miami is still coming in…
Bachmann up by 120 votes with 58% reporting. At the very least she should provide quite a spectacle as she comes unraveled under the strain of the recount. It might even be enough to be her undoing in 2014.
We need a few Hispanic and Muslim families (legal citizens) to move into her district! That would do it!
Doesn’t this trigger an automatic recount? 120 votes?
Romney to speak in about 7 minutes.
It’s reported he called the Pres and conceded.
Obama probably said: “I’m going on at 1:15 eastern – you have the option to go on and concede before me or you can continue to be the dick that I and now most of America have voted you to be and I’ll do it myself – savvy?”
Ann lets Mitt take the stage alone. 😀
I thought that was pretty amazing. When has a losing candidate ever stood up there without a loving spouse at his (of course) side? Romney, to his credit, didn’t look like a complete asshole up there and even gave lip service to “across the aisle”. Of course, the House Pinheads couldn’t care less what Romeny (oooh, RINO!) says about anything.
I really wanted to see Ann’s furious face tonight, and yes, it’s shocking that she let him go out there alone.
Thank goodness we’ve seen the last of Mitt Romney.
“I want to thank Paul Ryan for all he has done for our campaign”
Me too!
Mitch McConnell: “My job is to make sure Obama is a two term president. Even I should be able to handle that.”
Mitt has lost it. His mind, that is.
Damn it, my feed is cutting out.
The best thing about this, for me, is that the two states where the most dirty voter suppression happened, Ohio and Florida, didn’t change the outcome.
I think it’s fucking hilarious that Queen Ann let Mitt go out on that stage alone.
Michelle wouldn’t have done that.
Ann truly thought they’d win. She’s wearing a hairdo befitting a crown…
thank the stars that will not happen and she’s not the FLOTUS.
Steve Schmidt sure is polishing that turd Romney! That takes some brass!
Sorry, he was soft-pedaling. Steele is doing some first-class turd polishing, of the whole conservative movement!
I don’t care who you are, this is funny right here:
“If Romney won’t concede, Obama can bring an empty chair out on stage with him tonight.”
— @KagroX via TweetDeck
My RWNJ brother in law, on FB:
Tonight it’s hard to feel hopeful. But I will continue to follow the Lord and trust in His divine providence. He is my hope and my salvation. Peace be with you all.
Hint: he’s also certain that the evidence proves the Earth is 3000 years old. The real bitch of this is that his wife is a terrific person. The kids are a little spooky, though.
Prolly what my sister and BIL are saying as well, but I don’t know because my sister un-friended me, and I un-friended my BIL. 😆
Sh*t well the Tutankhamen exhibit is some Disney repro of the Mummy then? Spect I should give it a pass then.
Michael Steele on MSNBC now. Steve Schmidt must be backstage weeping.
Is it unusual the losing VP wasn’t on the stage with the ‘wanna be’ king concession speech?
He’s winning back his House seat, so maybe he’s in Wisconsin getting ready to give his victory speech there.
The Quitter wanted to make her own speech four years ago, no? Maybe the GOP is establishing a new tradition. I think it’s more unusual that Ann didn’t show up.
I think so – they’ve flushed him already like a skidmark on a used piece of bogroll
I’m outta here. I will definitely not turn on the alarm clock.
Governor of WA is still tighter than the vicar at a Scottish christening….
Ugh, I hope we don’t end up with that gangnum style dancing weirdo.
Oh dear…
That brought an ear to ear grin! Sore losers are not ‘pretty’.
The grand thing — no matter how they do the arithmetic no way mittens could pull out a win.
The President will speak soon.
Expect the RWNJs to be outraged that, once again, Obama spoke to the country while black.
Here we go…
Obama announces the implementation of Sharia Law and the confiscation of all guns.
Psych!! 😆
Did he just say: “Destructive power of a Mormon planet?”….. WTF?
Bye Bye Alan West!
Oh please, oh please and Batshit too, I’d so cream my jeans…..
North Dakota Senate
97.7% Reporting
D Heidi Heitkamp 50.5% 156,888
R R. Berg 49.5% 153,936
Montana Senate
34.6% Reporting
D J. Tester (i) 51.8% 111,873
R D. Rehberg 43.5% 93,969
L D. Cox 4.7% 10,109
Nevada Senate
52.7% Reporting
R D. Heller (i) 45.7% 431,185
D S. Berkley 45.0% 424,412
O D. VanDerBeek 4.8% 45,324
O None of these 4.5% 42,159
Looks like 53 Dems 2 Independents, and 45 Obstructionists
Thanks for the update, house.
Will you be getting any sleep before the work day begins?
Have fun strutting about the rednecks at the shop.
I think I can lie down now. Sleep may or may not happen. I would like to be on time.
There won’t be any repeals of Obamacare or Dodd-Frank for awhile, at least. It’s up to Harry Reid, or whoever is Majority Leader next session, whether or not the filibuster blocks appointments to the judiciary or to government positions.
86% in, Obama by about a million popular votes.
Long day working at the polls. Walked into the house just as Ohio was being called for Obama.
I can sleep tonight.
Goodnight, Ll. A great day for the country.
Great job LL!!! Sleep the sleep of the content….
And so will I – nighty nighty and tonight there’s nothing under the bed…. 🙂
RIP Teapottiers 2010 – 2012
HUGE UPSET: Tea Party Favorite Allen West Loses
With 78% of the vote in, Jim Graves leads Bachmann by 187 votes.
I’ll sleep well this night. 🙂
May that lead hold…
pete, zxbe and IP will be dancing in the streets should Batscat lose…
well the entire nation would be dancing…
Tweety is pissing and moaning about Obama’s so-called failure to thank Bill Clinton properly, and generally harshing everyone’s mellow.
FU Tweety. Never happy/satisfied…FU Tweety.
Tweety sounds like McConnell, Coburn, and DeMint never filibustered anything in all four years!
Obama takes VIRGINIA!!!!
oh, yes indeed this is a momentous day!
Congratulations and a great big Thank You to our very own OIMF and OIMF, jr.!
If Obama takes Florida, he’ll have 332 EC votes. Talk about a fucking mandate!
Goodnight, all. It’s been a very good day. 🙂
Sleep well, Zooey! Awake and know it is real…
WE WON!
I’m done too. I think I can relax now. 😀
See y’all later today!
house – goodnight!
I’m beginning to think we just might have avoided fucking this thing up. Still keeping my fingers crossed.
Go to bed Wayne, it’s all good! 🙂