I have been thinking a lot about what stuck in my mind from last year and, of course, there are numerous occasions that are memorable. In my own life and in politics. Not all good memories, but that was 2012 for me. Not all good. Let’s stick to politics.
Here the best line in politics of 2012. Hint: A door painted on a rock…
And there was in my humble opinion the worst:
The only way is to take away the guns from the bad guys. Period!
So, what are you thinking? There are some really great quotes out there you are welcome to post the best, funniest, most thoughtful, most thought provoking and most uplifting lines that come to your mind. I think we might as well end this year on hope. Heaven knows we can all use it.
To All Critters and Regulars and the Occasional Lurker. I wish you a very Happy, Healthy and Successful New Year. Let’s get 2012 behind us, we have been spared another Republican President, yes it affects us over here as well. But there is still a lot of work to do on both sides of the Atlantic. I wish us all the best for it.
EV
My favorite part of the coyote running into the ‘door painted on a rock’, is, as he’s sitting up with the little birdies flying around his head, the train comes out of the phony tunnel and runs over him!
The train was the election. π
That really is the perfect metaphor for the 2012 election. π
Here are a few words, “self-deportation” (Romney) and “Romnesia” (Obama).
Currently, I am reading “Winter of the World” by Ken Follet. It’s book 2 of a yet to be completed Century Trilogy. So far, the story takes place in four countries; Germany, England, United States and USSR. It begins in 1936 Germany and proceeds from there. Watching the clip of “The Great Dictator” and reading this book, reminded me of how fascism seeps into a government especially when there is mass unemployment and when people have lost hope and faith in their democracy. The election cycle of 2012 could have been one of those times. Republicans did all they could to disenfranchise voters and the wealthy poured millions upon millions of dollars into fighting democracy BUT, the people won and so did democracy.
Great post, EV and it’s nice to have you return to The Zoo. π
Reminds me of the 1961 movie classic, Judgment at Nuremberg, and screenwriter Abby Mann’s Academy Award-winning script. Near the end of the movie, German judge Ernst Janning (Burt Lancaster) speaks a monologue to the court which is memorable. He says, in part:
Don’t have to change very many words in that to ably (perfectly?) describe the premise(s) of today’s Tea Party Republicans. I suspect that to them, the only real difference is that at least Germany didn’t have a ni**er in the Chancellor’s office … one less thing to “fear”.
This tweet turned out to be more popular than I thought
And my one granddaughter turns 4 today.
Happy Birthday, Cat’s granddaughter!
That’s perfect. She wanted a “flower birthday party” whatever that means. We didn’t make it to the party as nonewhere is sick and the roads here in the hills are icy so I didn’t want to drive one hour away only to have to turn around and come back home. We will give her a special treat next weekend.
Best to have grandma and grandpa safe and healthy. This just extends her birthday for several days or weeks, and that can’t be bad at all. π
Four is a good year!
Get her a Happy Princess Wonderland pink castle thing. According to the commercial, every little girl wants one! π
(Remember, you need a magic carriage to get it home.And have a super-sparkly day!)
She is into nail polish and makeup and clothes and not necessarily in that order. Those items will easily fit into my Honda Element.
I need to read more Dave Barry. I used to, but then I stopped buying newspapers in which he was published. Then he was on hiatus during his cancer therapy.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/magazine/dave-barrys-year-in-review-2012/2012/12/18/8aaa4dd2-3f37-11e2-bca3-aadc9b7e29c5_story.html
Excerpt number 1:
And excerpt number 2:
And excerpt number 3, which will probably be the last I post (read the whole thing yourself! :))
Thank goodness the Supreme Court did not rule against the Kansas City Chiefs and deploy a drone to Waco.
There must be Republicans who want to go back to the good old days when they could beat their women in public
smh (*)
(*) it stands for “shaking my head” just in case you;re not into internet shortcuts
Glad you explained. To me that abbreviation,SMH, means the Sydney Morning Herald!
After seeing several news articles about Chinese workers embedding messages for the UN Human Rights Watch in the products that ship from the Chinese labour camps making this stuff….. not so amusing.
Here’s a classic phrase, “Binders full of women.” And then there is the for real “war on women” and the forever fantasy “war on christmas”.
Someone in my neighborhood was playing with their new Bushmaster today. It was capable of holding 30 rounds. It was a frightening thing to hear.
My favorite political quote was Herman Cain’s “Libya” response in which he confessed his confusion (such as whether or not Obama supported the rebels) was because he had “too many things twirling around in his head.” After confirming Obama supported the uprising, he had to figure out how to take a different position.
I hate hiccups.
And it’s snowing in the valley.
Now, now, Zooey. You know as well as any of us that correlation does not prove causation. π
Here’s wishing you a much Happier New Year than the one we just had. π
Hiccups don’t cause snow? How can you say that!? I believe hiccups cause snow, and now that you’ve pointed out my illogical statement, I’m going to believe it even harder.
So there. π
I hope we all have a much happier New Year than the last. Oh lordy, the stress…
It snowed here yesterday and today it was windy, extra windy and then extra, extra windy. I thought the roof was going to blow off of my house at one point. I’m afraid that I won’t see my lawn until sometime in late March as it will probably be a snowy winter.
If you can’t see it, you don’t have to mow or weed-whack. π
It was pretty snowy up in Moscow today, but the roads were clear, which is always good.
To sum up:
Boehner: The House is waiting on the Senate to act.
Senate: The Senate is waiting on the House to act.
White House.: We’re waiting on both you dumbasses to put something together.
American Public: You all suck
Shit my 2 1/2 yr. old grandson (Joshua) says:
Joshua: The Big Bad Wolf is at the door.
Daddy: Oh yeah?
J: Yeah. He’s knocking and he’s not big. He’s not going to blow the house down. I’m going to share my pretzels with him.
D: So he’s the Nice Little Wolf?
J: Yeah. He’s laughing. He likes scissors.
He’s willing to share with the Nice Little Wolf that’s a good trait!
The non-sequitur (“He likes scissors.”) cracked me up…
Imaginings and innocence of youth make for a grand day.
π
John McCain greets one of his staunchest allies.
ex-member of congress – Allen West?
Sunday LOLcats at DU
Thanks, house. Some of those are hilarious.
Here’s an unusual way to make a few bucks.
Some business. How about a German Shepherd humping Hitler’s leg?
I’m guessing if you provide the picture of the German Shepherd, the $30, and choose which pic to put that dog in, they’ll do it. Or someone who knows how to use Photoshop (I don’t) can do it for you for less.
It’s too bad the letter was about a year old. The poor guy probably gave up hope that anybody got the message.
http://www.businessinsider.com/kmart-shopper-finds-letter-from-china-2012-12
As someone said, an excellent question.
As it turns out, the cops did tell Gregory is was legal to show a 30-round magazine on air — the wrong cops. Is police ignorance of the law a defense?
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2012/12/27/meet_the_press_got_greenlight_from_atf_for_high_capacity_magazine_stunt.html
From what I understand, even if your lawyer tells you something is legal that isn’t, it doesn’t absolve you of breaking the law. The only thing their “good faith” understanding should do is reduce the penalty someone will pay. But the law was still broken. Gregory possessed the gun clip, and someone transferred it to him. Assuming it really was a gun clip.
Sounds like Gregory worked for the Bush Admin. They had a habit of looking around for anyone to tell them what they wanted to do was okay, even if they were already told it wasn’t.
https://twitter.com/maggie_thatcher/status/285508089531215872
I’d Retweet that, too. π
ROTFLMAO
If I even knew how to retweet, I’d retweet that! π
If you had a Twitter account and were logged in, all you’d have to do is click on “Retweet.” I’m pretty sure Shayne does it from here.
You can also right-click on the picture and “Save Image As…” and save it to your own computer. π
It isn’t a line or phrase, however it does bring a smile:
KKKarl Rove’s election night melt down
He never did have *the math*.
That’s what I tell my sister. She calls herself a “moderate,” but she holds all the same positions as conservative extremists.
She did admit to me recently that “image” is everything to her. Absolutely everything.
I was just stunned at how shallow a person she is. And sad.
I didn’t know your sister thought she was Hyacinth Bucket!
Ha! Perfect!
“Ban spoons, they make me fat”:
http://denver.cbslocal.com/2012/12/29/lone-protester-pickets-tanner-gun-show-in-denver/
I can’t find anything in the Constitution that protects the right to own or use bullets. When the Constitution was written, the people had to make their own musket balls. The second Amendment mentions the right to bear arms (arms meaning guns) but it doesn’t mention bullets.
Hometown school Alabama A&M just beat Mississippi State 59-57 in Starkville! I haven’t had this much fun watching a college basketball game in a long time.
Wayne, I see the Jets couldn’t play McElroy today because he had a concussion. I’m glad he admitted he had it. Playing today wasn’t worth much. If Sanchez can’t get it done next year, he’ll get his chance to prove he belongs up there.
I was wondering what happened to McElroy, but I missed the injury reports. You’re assuming Sanchez will still be there next year. Tebow is likely gone, and that’s a good thing, too. He really isn’t as good as they hyped him up to be.
I thought Tebow was already traded to Jacksonville. I guess that’s still his best option.
I saw him on the sidelines in today’s game. He can’t be traded yet.
Aye, but you wouldn’t want to play him, have him get hurt, and be stuck with him.
I meant if he was already traded, he wouldn’t still be hanging around the Jets.
No, the trade isn’t a done deal, but an article I saw said it’s either Jacksonville, or just release him. I’m not expecting the Jets get much for him.
The Senate has adjourned for the evening, and will resume tomorrow.
The MSNBC chyron on my TV says: Senate GOP: ‘Chained CPI’ demand now off the table
I was just reading about it.
http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/12/fiscal-cliff-talks-resume-after-gop-caves-on-social-security-cut.php?ref=fpa
Those damned Repugnant Party scum buckets.
Holding the country hostage.
I call citizens arrest on the lot of ’em!
that is for allowing this to until the bitter end.
Damn the effen g.o.p.
I detest McConnell.
Regardless of what kind of deal ends up getting done about the cliff, when it comes to raising the debt ceiling, I’m wishing Obama would tell them, when they ask him what they get for increasing the debt limit, ‘You get nothing, I get that for free.’ And be willing to walk away, leaving the GOP to take any blame for what happens if the limit doesn’t get raised.
Make no deal over the debt limit!
Oh that Obama had the gumption to do just as you portray, House!
That would smack the grin off of Mitchy-baby’s face and totally spin Boner’s head until it twisted off!
I heard on the $800 billion in revenues he already said that to Boehner. “You don’t get anything for that. I get that for free.”
But I agree he should do it for the debt ceiling, too. We have a debt problem ONLY because Republicans borrowed and spent so much.
Well, that could be more deja vu all over again!
Zooey, how’s Honeybump doing?
And
Your newest, four-legged, friend the six toed cat?
Honey is doing just fine. It’s really quite amazing!
Ummmm, thecatisinforavisitandissleepingonmylap. Nothing permanent. π
Are you going to name the cat Poly, or Dactyl? π
I’m going to name her “Not my cat.” π
I call her ET.
As Pat Sajak used to say on Wheel of Fortune, “Once you feed a cat it’s yours to keep.”
I’ve never fed her. π
Former President George H.W. Bush Moved Out Of Intensive Care
That doesn’t actually mean he’s getting better. They moved my mom out of intensive care, and put her in palliative care — be cause there was nothing else IC could do for her.
The Republicans have a lot of nerve to bitch that there are people who pay no federal income tax, when their party supported the idea.
Nixon was a f**king commie….. and a crook….
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2012/12/30/the-republican-party-in-one-tweet/?wprss=rss_ezra-klein
Hillary Clinton re-admitted to hospital with blood clot due to her concussion. No details.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/secretary-of-state-hillary-clinton-admitted-to-hospital-with-blood-clot-following-concussion/2012/12/30/ddeca240-52e4-11e2-abc4-3d33329b6128_story.html
After seeing the warning at the WaPo that this article could not be “redistributed,” I elected not to do what you did. That’s why you got it in first. π
No, I’m just faster than you. π
I wonder why AP bothers to post anything online if they don’t it to be shared. I just sent people to read their piddly little non-information story.
Only by a few seconds, and only because I had to edit my post. π
Uh huh. π
Whoa, you mean first she faked a concussion THEN faked a blood clot? Next she’s gonna fake her death.
Anything to get out of testifying about Benghazi, right?
This has exploded on facebook. How about the Twitters, Wayne?
Oh, yeah.
https://twitter.com/search?q=hillary%20clinton&src=typd
I love that we can get such immediate info, even though I know we have to be careful about what’s fact and not fact. But that’s true of the cables and major news networks anyway!
Me, too. When I’m on the twitter, I’ll see several people posting tweets about a breaking story, and it will make me Google it for more info. Usually I only learn what’s been tweeted so far. For example, I saw several of the newsfeeds I follow report on that Russian plane that crashed yesterday. So I posted something here, and as the day went on, people used the link to follow the updates.
According to the AP, SoS Hillary Clinton has been admitted to a hospital with a blood clot following her recent concussion. [There, I changed it enough that they can’t sue me. They don’t own the fact I posted, maybe only the specific wording, which I altered.]
They don’t scare me! π
Apparently. π
This is how actress Natasha Richardson died. She got a concussion skiing, wasn’t diagnosed or treated correctly, got a clot in her brain and…poof.
Has Clinton done any flying since her concussion? I know from the way some NY Mets got messed up that going to high altitudes after a concussion isn’t good. I don’t suppose she’s been playing any NFL football since then, either, has she? I’ve had a few concussions in my lifetime, but I never did any of those things right after. Not that my brain is quite right now anyway. π
I need to go do some soap therapy. I sure am getting a lot of soap made right now!
I did a post on this for tomorrow Wayne but it’s a mess. I emailed BnF but I can use help from any critter.
Is it okay if I take what you wrote and re-work it? I might be able to add more to it, but it looks like you have the makings of a good post there.
I would be so grateful I can’t even put it into words. Thanks so much Wayne. I’ll email BnF so he knows your on it. Kisses and Hugs.
I shall do my best not to disappoint you. π
You could never. π
That’s kind of you to say. I’ve finished, so please look it over and edit it how you see fit. It’s your article after all. You did all the hard work. I did throw in some of my own sarcasm, but I’m a New Yorker and that just comes with the territory. I hope it meets with your approval.
The Vikings beat the Packers to go into the playoffs! Next Saturday!! At Green Bay!!!
I’m kinda drunk. And the comments on the Packers’ web site read like a Saturday Hate Mailapalooza.
I wonder if Ed Schultz is doing his radio show tomorrow? He’ll have something to say about that if he does.
If one thinks that the Reichwhiners would have been any less vile had Hilary become our nation’s first female president? Check out the hate on any of the articles about her being hospitalized. They simply would have replaced their racism with misogyny and gleefully continued to do everything in their power to destroy the country and blame it on Democrats.
I think the reason Limbaugh and them were pushing for Hillary was because they knew they already had so much dirt and lies that they could exploit and she’d never win.
Hugo Chavez is looking like he is about to check out…
It might be the best thing he could have done to exit the stage – he’ll probably be remembered more favourably and will be stopped from turning into the usual left-wing authoritarian in the Castro mold .. which I’m sorry to say, he was doing.
Doesn’t read as if Chavez will be participating in his 10 January swearing-in. At least not on this earth.
Wondering why it was never revealed/discussed as to what type of cancer he suffers.
It isn’t a very glowing reflection on Venezuela’s medical system that its own ‘president’ doesn’t receive treatment in country.
Doesn’t Cuba have the best health care system in this hemisphere? I know it’s better than ours.
Wayne thank you so much. I just hope people know I can’t write that well. I really appreciate the upgrade. Did you schedule it for tomorrow morning because I don’t know how to do that ether. I’ll start working on it harder though I swear. π
Thank you, you’re too kind. Along the right-hand side there are a couple of options you can set under where it says “publish.” One is Visibility. Expand it and you can see the box you check to make it Sticky. Below that is “Scheduled For” box and you put the time you want it to publish in Pacific Time. I usually set it to the date it;s supposed to post and at 5 minutes after midnight. So that way it posts just after midnight in the West and just after 3 AM in the East (and about 5 or 6 AM EV’s time.)
I went ahead and clicked “Schedule.” If you need to work on it more, go up above those options and open “Status” and set it appropriately.
I love damnyouautocorrect.com. I can’t stop laughing.
OMG, that is hilarious!!
I don’t know how I’m going to get through 50 of them. π