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Paul Jamiol, Jamiol’s World
This is our Open Thread. I have nothing else so you will need to Speak Up!
This is our Open Thread. I have nothing else so you will need to Speak Up!
If you haven’t taken the time to read the GOP Autopsy Report for yourself (rather than rely solely on pundit analysis), here’s a link to it.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/130999130/RNC-Growth-Opportunity-Book-2013
Of course, with premises like this (pg 6) “Republican governors are America’s reformers in chief. They continue to deliver on conservative promises of reducing the size of government while making people’s lives better.” This is, of course, pure bullshit, and not because “reducing the size of government” is just buzzword bullshit devoid of any real meaning, but because their policies have NOT made people’s lives better (unless by “people”, they mean the top 2% of income earners.)
Then, shortly after (pg 7) is this, “We need to remain America’s conservative alternative to big-government, redistribution-to-extremes liberalism, while building a route into our Party that a non-traditional Republican will want to travel.” Again, not only do we have the vague bogeyman “big government,” but we also have the false premise that Liberalism as practiced in this country is “redistribution to extremes.”
I’m only on page 7 out of 99, but already I see them gearing up to defend Selfishness and Greed.
How in the fuck can you get through 99 pages of Republican bullshit without your LyingBastardometer exploding?
Oh, it;s already gone off the charts and I’m only up to page ten. It appears that Republicans think everyone is just as Capitalistic and selfish as they are. I see evidence of binary thinking, the idea that there are two and only two options for any problem. They think because private sector job growth is the best, that it should be the only option endorsed. What’s amazing about this is that these are politicians – public sector employees by definition – and yet they think the government should not be part of the solution to anything.
my thoughts exactly…..good luck Wayne, i would have burnt the book by page 7
Here’s something from page 8 that I don’t think I’ve heard any of the punditry mention and, if anything, it should have had them howling with laughter: “We have to blow the whistle at corporate malfeasance and attack corporate welfare. We should speak out when a company liquidates itself and its executives receive bonuses but rank-and-file workers are left unemployed. We should speak out when CEOs receive tens of millions of dollars in retirement packages but middle-class workers have not had a meaningful raise in years.”
Are you snowed in Wayne?
No, not really. We did get about four inches or so of snow, topped off with a nice crust of ice. I’m home sick. I’m hoping a day of rest (after the shoveling) will do me good.
I don’t see how the shoveling helps. Get well.
I had to in case Jane wanted to get out and go to work, but she’s not feeling great, either, so neither of us is going into work today. But at least I don’t have to do all this shoveling tomorrow morning, after it freezes and solidifies over night. 🙂
I hope you and Jane feel better soon. Bonus for us though, more WW (Wayne’s Wisdom) to ponder. 🙂 🙂
That’s kind of you to say. Kind of what, I’m not sure, but kind of you to say. 🙂
And the last time any Republican actually did any of those things?………(*Crickets*)
99 pages? Pffft, Herman Cain and the rest of the Short Attention Span GOP would reduce that to 9 sentences.
C-packy-packy-packy-packy-stan-stan – done. Where’s Libya again?
Well, these are always interesting to look at. I am thankful my family never made us do one of these.
http://www.parentsociety.com/fun-and-games/taking-pictures/hilarious-awkward-family-photos/
I like the ‘pocket protectors’ in #3! 😀
The clowns in #5 are scary as hell!
I look at that one and think Grandma is wondering why the rest of the family dressed up like she normally does.
We didn’t have to do anything that stupid either and we didn’t force our children into any kind of crazy pictures.
Just a note on the bank crisis in Cyprus.
The EU BankCartel is trying to impose a tax on depositor funds.
Looks like it’s not going to pass their Parliament (they are, after all, elected).
Suggestion for EU Cartel Banksters. Before you tax the depositors, confiscate 25% of the bank’s shares of stock. Then impose a 90% tax on the salaries of the bank officers. Then send in an army to put down the insurrection.
Assholes.
That is crazy. Taxing the depositors’ funds to bail out the bankers is insane. This is how royalty behaves. The world is going backwards.
From C&L yesterday…. Cartoonist Bell from the Guardian chronicles the lies of Tony Blair and George W Bush with his cartoons
New evidence that Blair knew there would be nothing found…. and the Hague still waits… and waits…
W, Cheny, Rumsfeld and Blair….
Hangings are so gruesome.
We used to call this flip-flopping.
Rand Paul endorses immigrant path to citizenship – Yahoo! News
News flash for RandyPaul. Undocumented workers, for the most part, pay U.S. taxes. Sales tax, gas tax, and in some cases payroll withholding tax, even if it’s against a bogus SSN. Idiot.
The article shows a picture of him sitting in the pope throne, lined with red velvet and gold.
Really to talk about taking care of the poor from such trappings, imo.
Pope’s first mass: ‘protect each person, especially the poorest’ – Yahoo! News
‘protect each person’ unless they are gay, want or need birth control, are at risk of contacting Aids, etc….
Indeed. There’s always that asterisk.
Ugh, I’m sure you all knew what I meant, but it should have said “Really bad form to talk about…”
Why can’t the Catholic Church be more humble? Jesus didn’t sit in a red velvet chair painted with gold. Why can’t the Catholic Church truly follow Jesus by accepting people regardless of their sexual preferences. Jesus included women as disciples. It was the Catholic Church that excluded women.
The scandal that won’t go away until we’re all dead
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/41755_Pope_Franciss_Deafening_Silence_on_Argentine_Sex_Abuse_Cases
Camel, PopeFrank. Eye of Needlything.
Oh, please, spare me.
“Because, you know what? The Bible is really cool.”
Mark “Survivor, You’re Fired” Burnett and Roma “Touched By a” Downey on their “History” (quotation marks intended as a pun) channel mini-series “The Bible.”
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/hollywood-couple-created-bible-mini-series-set-record/story?id=18610211
I wonder how many years it’s been since Roma Downey could move her face?
I saw a clip from that the other day, and I was actually thinking the same thing. Her vanity seems to undermine her message.
Apparently the face her alleged God gave her just isn’t good enough. 😀
What did she do to her face? She used to be very pretty. Now she looks mean.
She deadened her face with Botox. 😐
As a work project, I saw all the episodes of The Bible about 2 months ago, and I watched some behind the scenes stuff too. I knew there’d be a big audience for this kind of thing and the modern efx help shepherd (*cough*) some things along.
But I laughed all the pretty people, especially the hip looking Jesus, and knew even back then that some people would look at Satan and see Obama. Yeah, I laughed all the way to the bank.
🙂
The part I really liked was when they said the important thing to remember is the Bible is fact. They really should have named the miniseries “Touched”. Or maybe “Touched by an Angle”.
What kind of Angle?
A cute Angle?
obtuse?
right?
😉
Yesterday and today, the women at the pool (I go for water exercise in the mornings) were all a bubbly with conversation about “The Bible” as seen on the History Channel. I just don’t understand the appeal of bible stories. If I was planning on staying in the area, I would quit the Y and join LA Fitness which is about 8 miles further from my house than the Y. These old women are either complaining about other people or complaining about life in general. Now they found the bible show and I am guessing that this will be the topic of conversation for the next few weeks. If I didn’t need to hear the instructor, I would wear ear plugs.
I never watch the bible stories because I already know what will happen.
Red Sea parts, manna falls from heaven, golden calf is worshipped, yawwwwnn..
Me too. 😉
QOTD:
“Whatever is vibrating on the iPhone just isn’t as valuable as the eye contact you are making right now,” – Douglas Rushkopf, in Present Shock.
Amen.
If you missed Lawrence O’Donnell last night, you might want to watch this segment . . . if, that is, you have your barf bucket close at hand.
SarahImPalin still knows how to work a pack of jackals into a frenzy.
Wonder when she’s going to quit. Again.
Here is my daily dose of pissed-offedness. These miners are surely entitled to their retirements.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-03-17/america-s-dirtiest-coal-company.html
Oh please, you’re being unreasonable, just like those miners and their families. Don’t you understand that the rich need that money for yachts, 50,000 square foot homes, and trust funds for the horrible children they inflict on the world?
Get real.
And Republicans wonder why people think unregulated, unfettered capitalism is a scam perpetrated by the 1% on the working class…
These greedy assholes…shame, just shame on them for seeing nothing wrong with denying medical to those who’ve worked hard, yet, pay the fat assed executives who made it fail.
There is serious moral failure with the 1%ers and corporate-citizens.
QOTD II:
“10 yrs ago began the long, difficult work of liberating 25 mil Iraqis. All who played a role in history deserve our respect & appreciation,” – Donald Rumsfeld, war criminal.
Fuck off, you mass murderer.
“All who played a role in history deserve our respect & appreciation”
Oh yeah, most especially Curveball.
YAY! Hitler. Rumsfeld. Stalin. Dubya. Mao. Cheney. Himmler. YAY!
Ahmed Chalabi – take a bow !
Um…Donny, wouldn’t that be 25 million, minus a couple hundred thousand we killed, or were killed in the anarchy we perpetrated?
I really wish there was a hell with eternal fire.
Or non-stop re-runs of the Pee-Wee Herman show.
Steve Kornacki is taking over “Up” on the weekends. I like him.
I like Chris Hayes too, but watching him makes me feel nervous and jumpy. I think it’s his frantic pace.
I can’t watch him for long at all. He’s way too invested and hyper. And lose the tinted glasses, Chris. Yeesh.
MSNBC needs to can Rev. Al and give Joy Reid a show. And Tweety needs to stop with the almost daily JFK idolatry, Peace Corps memories, or how Tip O’Neill and Reagan led a kumbaya government.
Rev. Al is one of my favorite shows. I want him to stay.
While I’m ranting, I do not care for Melissa Harris-Perry, or Perry-Harris, or whatever. Do not. Everything is racially tinged with her.
Melissa Harris-Perry is as predicable as an Ed Shultz poll….
I’m interested in how Kornacki will do with the UP format. I haven’t gotten much of a read off him because I can’t watch The Cycle.
Hayes should be calmer doing regular news. He won’t have so many guests on at one time either.
Most of all, I’m looking forward to Ed’s Sunday review of the morning shows. That should be fun. He can tape a documentary in advance for the Saturday show, if he needs a day off.
I think Chris Hayes is one of the most intelligent people on television.
Tragic, on so many levels.
“Tomas Young, Dying Iraq War Veteran, Pens ‘Last Letter’ To Bush, Cheney”
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/19/tomas-young-letter-iraq_n_2908335.html
That made me cry, and there are damned few things that make me cry.
A heavy, heavy price to pay for a dick measuring contest between father and son.
Not to mention an opportunity for CheneyBushco to plunder our nation’s youth and treasure.
It looks like a baptism.
I don’t know who this woman is, but she should have her pet taken away from her. Disgusting.
It appears this (video) may be part of the dog’s exercise program, as:
That poor dog.
I hear tell that GW Bush is taking up painting. Perhaps he should crank out portraits of every Iraqi and American soldier who died for his hubris. And incarcerate him until he’s done.
From an MSN article: Re; Bush aka his Assholiness.
the president had stressed that “a liberated Iraq can show the power of freedom to transform that vital region, by bringing hope and progress into the lives of millions.”
In a televised statement to the nation, President George W. Bush announces “early stages of military operations to disarm Iraq.”
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“An estimated $61 billion in U.S. reconstruction funds later, reality has fallen short of these expectations.
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Total cost of the mission estimated at 2 trillion dollars.
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An estimated 189,000 people — including Iraqi civilians, U.S. troops and journalists — were killed in the war in Iraq since 2003. The country is considered one of the most corrupt in the world, and many of the improvements promised have not materialized. Sectarian tensions regularly explode into open violence. ”
Iraq now rivals the U.S. as the most corrupt nation on the planet. We should take the 2 trillion out of the hides of those responsible.
Gallup found that 53% of Americans think the Iraq War was a mistake and 42% percent do not.
How is it, ten years after the fact and with the benefit of hindsight, that 42% of the country still believes that invading Iraq wasn’t a mistake? What would it take to convince these people? They can’t all be Republicans.
http://www.gallup.com/poll/161399/10th-anniversary-iraq-war-mistake.aspx
How about we officially guarantee them that, due to their loyalty and love of war, they are, each and all, at the top of the list of those who will be sent to fight the next one. No matter their age, physical condition, mental condition, etc., no matter where the next war is or with whom. They are first in line. For the new draft.
Ten bucks says that the percentage would shrink from 42% to 4.2% (or less) within minutes.
No assault weapons ban in gun control bill. You can now bet on the over/under of deaths at the next mass murder. It’s a pre-Sandy Hook world.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/19/obama-gun-reform_n_2909590.html
How long does war keep costing America? The government is still paying benefits for service in the Civil War:
http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2013/03/ap_costs_of_us_wars_linger_for.html
Limits to the First Amendment include yelling ‘fire!’ in a crowded theatre. Oh, you can now add yelling ‘bingo!’ in a crowded bingo hall. BONUS: and you won’t be able to say the word ‘bingo’ for 6 months.
http://nky.cincinnati.com/article/AB/20130318/NEWS0103/303180190/Bogus-bingo-earns-no-jail-time?nclick_check=1
“We don’t have leadership, we have reality television.” — Sarah Palin, without even a hint of self awareness, at CPAC,
Sounds like Sarah Palin’s doin’ Tina Fey doing Sarah Palin.
Doesn’t she have a caribou to shoot at and miss from point blank range, MissRealtityBullshitTV?
By the way,
WELCOME BACK, ZOOEY!
Nice to see you doing a daily thread again, friend.
What he said. 🙂
Thanks, BnF & Wayne. 🙂
My so-called free internet at this new place has a very limited band-width (whatever that means), so I can’t be on as much as I used to. I’m seriously considering getting my own internet, cuz this is fucking ridiculous.
Zooey imported the cartoon and I posted it as the daily thread
It Took You Long Enough Dept.:
Former Republican National Committee chairman Michael Steele said Tuesday he could win a steel cage match against his successor, Reince Priebus, who he called “numbnuts.”
The love affairs are over.
Palin pecking at Rove who pecks back.
Geller vs Taitz
Steele and Priebus jugando ¿quién es más macho?
That is the saving grace of extremist movements. Most of them eventually fall apart under the weight of seeking “purity” and turn into multiple splinter movements.
Hi, gang. I’ve been busy with the new plane and some band activity. I’m still not going to get on stage myself but I’ve been working as a coordinator so that the other guys won’t screw up when they perform my stuff. Tigger is doing O.K. but she’s not her old self. I figure that it’s not too extreme for a cat of her age to change her behavior a bit. Yesterday’s blood test still shows some reduced kidney function but nothing dangerous. She might last a year or she might go tomorrow. I’m at peace either way as long as she isn’t suffering. It would be a big help if spring finally arrived so I could get out more.
It has been interesting and maddening to see all the locals using our cold snap to “prove global warming is a hoax”. March is on schedule to be the first below average month in over 4 years but I guess that cold in March is different than warm in January, and every other month in 4 years, to Reichwhiners. Our flock of robins still stayed for the whole winter and the sparrows are building a nest on my deck. The geese are also paring but I have not managed to catch a display when I had my camera. I will trust the birds before a mere thermometer any day. Sigh… I sure wish that Reichwhiners were as smart as birds.
Reads as if you are content to watch and listen to your work from afar. Do you ever see yourself performing on stage?
Mel, the cat, is happy to read Tigger isn’t in the danger zone on the kidney function.
Short answer? No. Standing in front of a bunch of strangers and demanding they notice me is simply not an option. I’ve tried just about every remedy for anxiety, chemical and otherwise, and none of them have managed to get rid of my stage fright.
I had to send that to the future-ex. She and I are e-mailing sometimes now.
She is sending me pictures of the remodeling she is doing on her house, because they don’t show up good on my cheap phone.
On The Ed Show with Michael Eric Dyson.
David Cay Johnston: “The total stock market is worth less today, than it was in 2000”
See, Chris Hayes would have stopped Johnston right there and had him explain why that is so. No one else ever seems to do that. Maybe there isn’t time on a one hour show.
Well, that’s the thing. This was not a spontaneous, breaking news booking. The producers had time to discuss what he would say. I agree that’s a line worth explaining, as it seems so counter-intuitive.
I recall that the Dow Jones Industrial Average was pretty high back then, but the Nasdaq was a lot higher then than it is now. The dollar was stronger then too.
Of course, the Dow is simply the sum of the prices of thirty stocks chosen by the editors of the Wall Street Journal to be “representative” of the stock market. But they’re all “blue chip” stocks, whose performance really doesn’t match that of the rest of the market. IMHO, it’s an effort to confuse the average American whose life doesn’t revolve around Wall Street. It’s gobbledy-gook technospeak jargon vague enough to mean anything they want it to mean.
I have never been a fan of the idea of assigning a mass mentality to a mindless thing like a stock market. What happens to the Dow is not the result of 300+ million Americans getting together and deciding where they want their money invested. This wasn’t the decision of a group, it the the individual decisions of millions (though probably really just thousands) of people. Same false analogy applies to elections.
Based on what I’m seeing on Rachel, Kornacki is a bigger motormouth than Hayes.
Fox News Reporter: “This union thug sucker-punched me, I have video evidence” Prosecutor: “Well, after looking at the UNEDITED video, I came to the legal conclusion that you are a lying dumb-ass”
http://www.lansingstatejournal.com/article/20130318/NEWS01/303180033/Fox-News-footage-flawed-No-protest-fight-charges-planned-videos-
Is anyone surprised? No. The freaks at FAUX”News” are absolutely predictable. If someone in the “librul media” would just devote an hour a week to predicting and exposing them? Their viewership would shrink.
You’ve probably turned-in for the evening.
I’ll park this here and then move it over to tomorrow’s Watering Hole…