It’s been a heavy week for “news” in Wingnuttistan. So much going on, so little time to . . . well, you know. In the interest of brevity I’ve scaled my selections back from several thousand to just two, given that the virtue of brevity is its ability to always allow the full essence of Teh Stupid to be appropriately sprawled over even less space than, say, the head of a pin?
In that spirit, the first of the pair to follow clearly doesn’t define stupidity’s ultimate pinnacle (we leave that for the second), but in terms of this week’s Wingnuttistanian media blather it’s gotta fall somewhere in the top fifty, give or take one or two. And in a world where nut voices clearly outnumber singing voices in the Mormon Tabernacle Choir by a factor of five or ten times, this one is definitely UP THERE!!
Therefore and without further ado, here’s a link to a Wall Street Journal “opinion” column written by the father-daughter Cheney braniacs named
Lick and Diz Dick and Liz, resp. It’s entitled The Collapsing Obama Doctrine, and clearly stands TALL as proof that the Cheney’s wisdom sprawl is the approximate equivalent of that embraced by a pair of (small) . . . ummm . . . round and spent stones?
Rarely has a U.S. president been so wrong about so much at the expense of so many. Too many times to count, Mr. Obama has told us he is “ending” the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan—as though wishing made it so. His rhetoric has now come crashing into reality. Watching the black-clad ISIS jihadists take territory once secured by American blood is final proof, if any were needed, that America’s enemies are not “decimated.” They are emboldened and on the march.
The fall of the Iraqi cities of Fallujah, Tikrit, Mosul and Tel Afar, and the establishment of terrorist safe havens across a large swath of the Arab world, present a strategic threat to the security of the United States. Mr. Obama’s actions—before and after ISIS’s recent advances in Iraq—have the effect of increasing that threat.
Damn Obama, the demise of both Iraq and Amurka is clearly his doing! And after me and Dubsy worked so hard to make ’em both FREE and GREAT!
Good ol’ Dick, heartless bastard that he is. But . . . “News Edition”? I dunno, maybe the title would work better as, say, “New Sedition”? Yeah. I like that. Wingnuttistan New Sedition — a topic heading with a future!.
And speaking of Dicks, next comes this one: Yet Another Responsible Gun Owner Shoots His Own [Cheney?]
A man in Macon, Georgia accidentally shot himself in the penis while attempting to holster his gun last week.
According to WMAZ Channel 13, the man was parked at a gas station and was attempting to put away the .45 caliber pistol when it discharged, striking him in the groin.The man immediately drove to a friend’s house.
According to police, the victim dropped his pants to find that he had shot himself in the penis and that the bullet had exited his body through the buttocks. As he disrobed, the spent round fell to the floor.
It “fell to the floor” ?? IT was “round” and “spent” ?? Yep, that’s Wingnuttistanian allright! So Yee-Haw!! to neutered gun nuts everywhere! But wait, “News Edition“? Nah, sounds too much like ‘News Addition.‘ Better to just do the Gun Nut math and call it, instead, a “New Subtraction.” Yep, I like that. One New Sedition, one New Subtraction. Comical, descriptive, brief, accurate — extremely non-Wingnuttistanian — save, of course, for those telling words — “comical, descriptive, brief,” and “accurate.”
Wingnuttistanians defined. Dickless Tracy personified?😯