Hello folks,
I see you all enjoyed my little contests while I was on vacation. Now for something completely different, or, idle musings of a demented and sacareligious mind….
Fundamental christians believe a person is created at conception.
They also believe in the resurection of the body – that is, we will all be resurrected in our physical form after everyone is raised from the dead on Judgment day.
Well, that means that there are going to be millions of fertilized eggs, persons lost by miscarriages, resurrected outside the womb.
ooooooow….
That’s gonna smell after a couple of days…..
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Sadly, another link to the glory days of old Hollywood passes….
I guess that means Febreeze sales will skyrocket.
Taking a pragmatic approach to this situation, consider that all those returned in full form from the grave would have plenty of caviar to spread on their unleavened bread.
Now that’s funny.
It even has precedence…loaves and fishes…
Sometimes, esp. when I look at teabaggers, Christers, radical Islamists, neo-Nazis, and all the other hate-filled dregs of human society I get the feeling that maybe the resurrection/reincarnation is already well underway. Brings to mind words of the Persian poet Omar Khayyam from nearly a millennium back:
I’ll agree, the cacophony of false prophets is deafening. These bellicose voices corrupt ancient words of wisdom in their greed for the worldly security of false profits.
Defiant Chris McDaniel Declines to Concede in Speech to Supporters
Republicans always work to eliminate due process for working-class Americans, but run to the courts every time they don’t get their way. McDaniel and his supporters knew the rules going in. Mississippi Democrats that hadn’t voted in the Democratic Primary were eligible to vote in this runoff, and had every right to vote for the lesser of these two evils. I hope these sore losers do write in McDaniel in November. Maybe if the Dems could GOTV, they could steal one with a split GOP.
Oh noes! The Mississippi Neo-Nazi movement has stalled!
“What are you going to do about it…. whitey?”
Prolly not move either to missussippy mistersippy.
Why, don’t you want to live by a bunch of crunchity crackers?
Stay classy Kooki.
Am I the only one who thought they were chanting “White Cristian”?
I can’t believe they’ve yet to blame it on ACORN!
US Economy Shrank at Steep 2.9 Percent Rate in Q1
Obamacare is going to destroy America! Lower health care spending will bankrupt us all! 😀
I’ve never been satisfied with complex mathematical interactions getting boiled down to one number, as if that one number, by itself, will tell you everything you need to know about the subject. GDP is down, but there’;s a good reason for it. yet, reported all by itself, people will fill in the possible reasons themselves.
Unemployment can go down, but a single figure doesn’t tell you whether the growth was public or private sector growth. And if they don;t mention stats like 10,000 people retiring every day, it can make poor numbers look worse.
I often heard Bush 41 try to claim the economy wasn’t doing badly because worker productivity was up. Productivity (another misleading economic term) is, generally speaking, the amount produced divided by the number of people working. (More or less, but you get the idea.) Well if you want A/B to go up, you can either increase A (the amount produced) or decrease B (the number of people working.) By-and-large, Productivity went up under Bush because fewer people were making the same amount of stuff (more or less.) it definitely wasn’t because the same number of people produced more stuff, which is what they want you to think.
We need to stop letting the media distract people with meaningless single-number indicators of how their lives are doing. Life is not made up of a single number.
U.S. Justices Limit Police Right To Search Cell Phones
What happened to the Robert’s SCOTUS? Were they all smoking weed?
Dunno. I’m still trying to wrap my mind around why Scalia, Alito and Thomas were the dissent on Aereo, the streaming TV service. That went 6-3 against Aereo.
so what happens to all those cremated remains?…..do they just form a dusty vortex?
Nope. God puts ’em all back together again, then sends them off to where they belong, to where they can either live in bliss or suffer suffer suffer for all of eternity.
It is written. (see above).
How about reassembly? Complete with retrieving all elemental matter and energy lost in the process? Maybe that’s Gawd’s plan for keeping the X-tians busy for the coming eternity. Can’t have them getting bored of the golden streets and mansions…
And what if there is a mistake during reassembly?
God don’t make mistakes.
God made evangelical Christians. Surely that was a mistake.
It also made Republicans and teabaggers, and for that It has some ‘splainin to do. Does It have a cell phone, perchance? Local number maybe?
Heh… we could only hope for such amusement!
Besides, who would ever know?
-chuckle-
Dear Kim Jong Un,
I’m sorry you’re so butt sore over a fictitious movie that is played by B movie actors doing a talk show however: Our country has some unique rights and liberties and one of them happens to be freedom of speech.
We are keenly aware of your countries oppression of the aforementioned right and, that is probably why the only tourist your country has ever seen is Dennis Rodman.
Freedom of speech is also interpreted as freedom of expression which, could easily explain your idiotic haircut.
You see Kim (you don’t mind if I call you Kim instead of “Dear Leader” do you?) freedom of speech is what lets me write this and not have to worry about ending up in one of your charming little gulags of political dissidents.
Threatening an act of war over a Seth Rogan movie is also a joke because Seth Rogan movies are, well, for lack of better words, something of a joke in and of themselves.
You see Kim, the way I see it, you feel free to express yourself.
Apparently no one has had the balls to tell you that your haircut is almost as stupid as Dennis Rodman wearing a wedding dress but, we won’t go into that. Dennis can take the dress off. It will take longer for your hair to grow out.
He’s your friend and that’s the beauty of the U.S.A.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you probably can’t pick Dennis Rodman’s nose.
Sincerely,
The Vinylspear
P.S. I don’t think our president takes you too seriously either. It may be the haircut or the simple fact that you are an idiot.
Probably should have included this.
http://america.aljazeera.com/articles/2014/6/25/korea-hollywood-assassination.html
Hmm, if the Dear Leader does attempt an attack against the U.S. it would reinforce the ability of a You Tube video to have been responsible for the attacks in Benghazi. Damn that Obama and those Hollywood leftist elites conspiring to distract from the IRS scandal distracting about Benghazi.
Dennis Rodman went into rehab shortly after his trip to North Korea. Just saying. Calling him Kim though Vinylspear, you are fearless. 🙂
Kim Jong Un has performed the impossible.
He has catapulted a straight to DVD movie on to the big screen.
What about those that were “raptured”? I’m guessing that they won’t rise from the dead as they will have already gone to their place of happiness. This notion of heaven above and hell below is so bizarre. If heaven is above, then the stars and other planets are heaven. Hell maybe below because it certainly is hot in the center of the earth. 🙂
so…..does that mean those suicide cases actually WERE beamed up to Hale Bop?
You are using logic, fatherbob…their thinking does not go that far!
I miss my pre-internet brain, too. Some great images and music.
http://vimeo.com/99100489
(without the internet this video wouldn’t have been shared with so many)
That was fun to watch!
Who the hell wound up the clown doll known as CryBabyBoner?
That went well.
Not at work tonight.
Koch Owned and Operated
Birchers Charles and David Koch must really be pissed that blacks in Mississippi thwarted their ‘upset victory’. It’s starting to look like any time the TeaPublics have a chance against a GOP incumbent, their money will be behind it.
105mm ‘Gun Show Accident’
Overgrown kids playing with artillery. What could possibly go wrong?
Well, for one thing, they upset the balance of the projectile when they removed the explosives. That could have contributed to its erratic flight. But that begs the question: Why fire a projectile at all? If the shell wasn’t supposed to explode on impact with a target, wouldn’t it have been prudent to just use a ‘blank’ charge, so it would make a nice, loud boom, and send nothing flying but a few bits of paper wadding?
And, for another thing, there is just no rational reason why a civilian, much less a crowd of them presumably with their screaming brats in tow, should ever be within 50 yards of a live artillery piece. It’s sheer madness.
House, you’re using logic and that’ll never do for these folk.
Heh! Batscat Bachmann is too crazy for Neil Cavuto. And it might be the funniest screen grab I’ve ever seen!
http://crooksandliars.com/2014/06/cavuto-gets-shouting-match-bachmann-over
The frame with the ‘crazy eyes’ is at 2:18.
Did she really call for defunding the Executive Branch?
We know Pachy won’t forget