Hot on the heels of the defeat of the pro-independence movement in Scotland, Republicans filed suit in the U.S. Supreme Court seeking to rescind the Declaration of Independence.
The suit, filed in the Roberts’ Court as an original jurisdiction case under Article III Section 2 of the U.S. Constitution seeks to reunify the United States with Great Britian. Should it succeed, the Constitution will be found null and void, thus removing Obama from the White House.
Early reaction in the UK is mixed, with some welcoming back their former colonies and others expressing reservations. A man on the street interview summed it up, “Well, yes, I think we should let the Americans rejoin the U.K. but, what will happen if Parliament taxes their tea again?”