The Watering Hole, Wednesday, 1/14/15

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NAACP petitions to have African-Americans put on endangered species list, spokesman claims “we’re dropping like flies”.

Texas GoP, not to be outdone by Washington, lobbies to have Dallas Cowboys renamed to Dallas Wetbacks.

Florida GoP introduces ‘shoot first-ask questions later’ law.

The War on Christmas continues: Walmart announces first ever Good Black Friday Sale.

Koch Bros secretly buying all real estate in Virginia. Insiders say once they own the whole State they plan on seceding and forming their own country.

Last, but not least, what day is it?

 

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