Since it’s Friday the thirteenth and I’m having to spend the entire day working to keep myself free from bad luck, I thought maybe it would be appropriate to take another look at stupidity (“idiotica” is my new word for it) by pointing to some of the fresh “thoughts” emanating these days from Wingnuttistan. Here are nine of the better ones, and as is typical for stuff like this the titles pretty much tell the stories Click on them only at your own Friday-the-Thirteenth risk, i.o.w..
Hey, I signed that petition! I resemble that remark!
She was from Kansas. Isn’t everybody from Kansas a Muslim?
Really? Hmmh. I always heard it was something else caused it.
I wonder if she didn’t mean that DHS guarantees a Phone Extension for Obama?
Finally, a wingnut headline that makes absolutely no sense at all!
I personally think wingnuts like Cruz are more the ‘Real Danger To Our Liberty’, but that’s only an opinion.
I mean, really, what could go wrong? Besides, this time he has glasses — if he gonna be impotent he gonna act impotent!
aka What Could Go Wrong, Part II
The comment at the end of the article says a lot: “‘Jackie’ [the victim] has muscular dystrophy and is living on the street while waiting for a housing slot to open up. What a great country we are.“ (underline added)
In honor of THAT “great country,” the following rewrite of the Pledge of Allegiance is hereby offered to all right wingers and especially to RED states and REDnecks everywhere, to use whenever they feel the urge. There is no charge.
I pledge allegiance to the GREED of the United States of Amurka, and to the dollars for which it stands, one zillion, undervalued, with liberty and justice for the one percent.