Ted Cruz, the Cuban-Canadian socialist-Marxist libertarian from Texas has thrown his hat into the presidential race. With his hair, he should put it back on. Same goes for Trump.
But in bigger news, Hobby Lobby, the for-profit conservative Christian corporation, will be announcing its bid on Palm Sunday. “Like the Savior, riding in on a donkey, Hobby Lobby will lead the way to peace, salvation and craft goods from China” reads one draft of their impending announcement. Hobby Lobby won the corporate right to discriminate based on religion, and intends to expand that right to all government services.
Exxon-Mobile is said to be mulling over the idea of running, as is Monsanto, who, for the last decade has been secretly trying to clone Ronald Reagan.
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Hobby Lobby is bound to win.
They have the aging retired religious right buying their cheap Chinese craft crapola and powerful lobbyists in D.C.
Isn’t that why they’re called “Hobby Lobby”?
Indeed, it is the reason
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I forgot to add the fact that they have a Supreme Court decision that was ruled in their favor.
Just like the Bush election. Even if they lose, they’ll still win.
Hobby Lobby, your one stop shop for useless, toxic, scented pine cones.
I think Monsanto is way too late. Reagan’s brain has already been cloned, evidenced by the vast empty wasteland of Republican minds everywhere. We’ll know for sure if/when the GOP banishes science completely in favor of horoscopy.
We’ll have to see whether this results in meaningful changes. There’s only one district that now sends a Dem to the House of Representatives.
Here’s an idea. I would call it the “Protect the Constitution From Blatant Religiosity Act”. It would read something like…
“Any proposed legislation that is solely based on the personal religious beliefs of the sponsors and has no scientific, economic, or other secular justification will be deemed unconstitutional and given no further consideration.”
Connecticut legislator thinks a rape with witnesses makes for a “great party.” Speaking of party, guess which political party.
http://blog.ctnews.com/dixon/2015/03/24/great-party-lowers-tone-of-campus-sex-debate/
Randall Paul — of all people — will make his “I’m running for President” announcement in front of an aircraft carrier. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/24/rand-paul-aircraft-carrier_n_6932854.html
Will he be wearing a lifejacket?
That would put things into the proper context.
My gob has been smacked. Can this Harvard graduate actually be this dumb? I know he isn’t really running for president, but for head of the far right loon wing of his party. Imagine a candidate to the right of Rafael. Would that be Atilla?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/25/ted-cruz-global-warming_n_6940188.html
He sinks lower and lower into the idiotic abyss.
Now that’s some weapons grade DARVO.
Ted Cruz says satellite data show the globe isn’t warming. This satellite scientist feels otherwise
He’s nitpicking data points to support his bogus thesis. I mean, I can “scientifically” prove that the earth is flat because the floor under me is flat which proves the earth is flat, cuz if the earth was round my floor would also be curved.
I note too that his baseline “hottest” year was 1998 — a heavy duty El Nino and Southern Oscillation year, an abnormal data point. The problem with all of such nonsensical crap is that millions of people will agree because three or four numbers — plus snow in New Hampshire — prove global warming’s a hoax, that the commies are using to destroy Amurka.
If Ted is really that stupid, he should be sent home. If he’s really that dishonest, he should be locked up somewhere before he hurts someone.
Ted’s schtick was debunked a year ago…. its part of the Patrick Moore / Willie Soon snake oil for the rubes.
http://www.politifact.com/punditfact/statements/2014/mar/17/patrick-moore/climate-change-skeptic-patrick-moore-says-earth-ha/
Not to mention that 2014, with no el Nino and a moderate Southern Oscillation, is now the hottest year ever recorded.
Werd we had an El Nino winter…… but no Nino
I think we can attribute global warming to Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. I note they are getting hotter and hotter with each passing year….
Jus’ sayin’….
Plausible! Leave it to BnF to figure that one out!
Add Huckabible to the list of GOPers who can just STFU about Hillary’s emails.
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2015/03/mike-huckabee-emails-clinton
Not one word about JebBaby’s private e-mail account while Governing Florida.
Happy Birthday, Aretha!
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My city is mourning.
Last night three patrol cars responded to a call of a suicidal man. (his family had contacted the police).
Unfortunately, the man did not commit suicide until AFTER murdering an officer.
The police were across the street discussing an approach to the situation – enough of a safe distance, except, the suicide man had an automatic rifle.
It is waaay beyond time to implement much stricter gun controls.
^ an assault rifle