The Watering Hole; Friday May 22 2015; Cool Critters v. Clown Car Creepoids

In these days where political insanity seems to rule the world in which we’re stuck, it’s most enjoyable to head out and commune with critters that have never heard the word ‘Wingnut,’ and most certainly would head for the tall weeds if ever they should happen to encounter one — a concept with which I happen to be totally sympathetic.

Ergo, whenever the opportunity shows itself, I grab at the chance to turn my back on the ‘madding crowd’ and head for a more peaceful surround — assuming the weather cooperates, a rare happenstance so far this year (I could make some sort of snide comment concerning the science of climate change, but won’t because I don’t want to come across as really arrogant).

So here are a couple of critters that share the lake with the local flock of Canadian Geese. First up is what I’m guessing to be a Western Painted Turtle. He likes to hang out on an old bleached beaver-felled log that lies in the shallows very near the shore. He’s a fairly good sized fella, shell about 12″ in diameter, plus or minus one or two. He’s also a very peaceful dude; was sprawled on the same log on both days last week that we spotted him. We watched him for close to a half-hour each day, and he was the most statuesque critter I’ve ever seen — never moved a single muscle.

Beckwith turtle 1197Beckwith turtle 1227In the turtle’s general neighbood we spotted this other fellow as well. S/he is one half of a mating pair of Great Blue Herons which appear to have set up houskeeping at the lake this year. At least they’ve been hanging around for several weeks — time will tell if they choose to settle in. They are, however, very elusive, very secretive, and quite skilled at avoiding people. I got lucky with this one — spotted it standing near the shore a hundred yards or so distant. Fortunately, the camera’s 60X zoom was ready and willing to do its job!

Great Blue Heron 1192In the immortal words of Robert Burns,

“Still thou art blest, compar’d wi’ me
The present only toucheth thee:
But, Och! I backward cast my e’e.
On prospects drear!
An’ forward, tho’ I canna see,
I guess an’ fear!”

That’s a very fair summation of what rolls about in the back of my mind every time I leave “we the people” behind and venture out for a mingle with the Higher Animals. The main downside to the whole process is the inevitable return to “civilization” and all of the noise that keeps it operational. Such as current political news, even little tidbits thereof. I think it was just yesterday morning, for example, when I heard that Rick Perry is going to announce on June 3rd or thereabouts that he’s decided to become the first Presidential candidate in US history to enter the race while under criminal indictment. WOW! He’s also just recently made it clear that nobody will worry about jade helm-type conspiracy theories when HE is president. Double WOW! For some odd reason, those two headlines, along with recollections of his brief candidacy in 2012 B.G. (Before Glasses),  reminded me of an old joke which, if based on genuine fact, would explain a lot of that WOW stuff:

A few decades back, a Texas family – mom, dad, and son – moved to another state. Come fall, mom and dad enrolled their son in first grade in the local school and told him that from the first day onward they wanted to hear all about what school was like, how things were going, etc. Dad said, “Son, always remember one thing: we’re from TEXAS and proud of it! And being from Texas means we got a heads up on everybody else, cause that’s what happens when you’re born in TEXAS!”

Son nodded and smiled. “Yes, daddy, I know. We’re from TEXAS!”

Over supper the night after the boy’s first day in school, dad asked, “So, son, how was school today? What’s it like?”

“It was ok, daddy. We all got told by the teacher where we should sit and I’m in the front row! Then she asked if anybody knew the alphabet and I raised my hand and she called on me, had me go to the blackboard and write it out, and I did! And I got all the letters wrote just right and teacher said I was the only one in first grade that ever knew all the alphabet on the first day! Is that cause we’re from Texas, daddy?”

“Yep, son, that’s cause we’re from TEXAS!”

The next night at supper, daddy asked again how school went. The boy smiled big and said, “It went great, daddy. Today the teacher asked if anybody could count all the way to twenty, and I raised my hand and she had me stand up and do it, and I done it! She was really happy, cause most kids can’t even count to ten and get it right. Is that cause we’re from Texas, daddy?”

“Yep, that’s cause we’re from TEXAS, son.”

On the third night, daddy again asked the boy how school went.

“Well daddy, today we went to the gym and they gave us shorts and a shirt to wear when we learnt how to do exercisins on the gym floor.”

“How’d you do, son?” Daddy asked.

“Oh, I done good. But afterwards we all had to take a shower get cleaned up afore we went back to class, and in the shower I noticed that all them boys had little bitty weenies compared to me.” The son paused, then asked, “Why is that, daddy? Is that cause I’m from Texas?”

Daddy thought a minute, then finally said, “No, son. It’s because you’re seventeen.”

The following year the Perry family moved back to the cotton farm in TEXAS.

Yep, that would pretty much define the Rick Perry with which I’m familiar. And I should add that while I’m definitely NOT a Democrat who has ‘sold my soul’ for immigrant votes (in spite of what one of the potential Clown Car Creepoids proclaims), it remains a FACT that I’d happily vote for either a turtle of a Great Blue Heron — immigrant or native, no worries —before I’d vote for ANYONE in said Clown Car!

Ok, that’s enough for now. The OPEN THREAD  is now . . . ummm . . . open.

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  1. Federal Court Orders Alabama Probate Judges To Allow Marriage Equality Statewide

    A federal district court today ordered that all Alabama probate judges must comply with the U.S. Constitution and may not refuse marriage licenses to same-sex couples after four leading civil rights organizations requested the court expand a lawsuit to cover all same-sex couples and probate judges statewide. The district court’s order will take effect when the United States Supreme Court issues its decision in several pending cases seeking the freedom to marry in four states. The Supreme Court marriage cases were argued in April, and a ruling is expected by the end of June.

    U.S. District Judge Callie V. S. Granade’s ruling applies to all probate judges in Alabama’s 67 counties. The state’s probate judges are responsible for issuing marriage licenses. The ruling expands the court’s order earlier this year requiring the issuance of same-sex marriage licenses in Mobile County.

    Today’s order by the federal district court makes clear that probate judges are obligated to obey the United States Constitution and issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples regardless of a ruling issued earlier this year by the Alabama Supreme Court, which stated that county probate judges could not issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples. Licenses must be issued in Alabama as soon as the U.S. Supreme Court rules on the marriage cases now pending before it.

    Waiting with the popcorn, in my ringside seat…

    • In a recent rant against the Endangered Species Act and the protection of wolves, Young “mocked” 78 members of Congress who asked the Secretary of the Interior to protect gray wolves. Young — who has long fought protections for land and wildlife — claimed that their districts would benefit from releasing wolves in urban areas because “you wouldn’t have a homeless problem anymore.”

      Don Young vs 14 hungry wolves in a cage match. Tickets would sell out in a matter of minutes.

      • Only in wingnuttia can you kill an endangered species and then brag about how you’re going to use the trophy skull to help ‘conservation’.
        Idiot.

        • Too bad the rhino didn’t have a first jab, at the guy’s backside.
          (in the wrong hands (Repugnants) money is the root of all evil )

  2. And now, in a blatant attempt to smear the religious right.
    Not So Pure
    Say it ain’t so! Not the effing Family Research Council embroiled in a sexual molestation scandal within their purer than thou nukklear family!!!

    h/t WaMo

    • TLC may cancel “19 Kids and Counting” and rename it “19 Molestation Charges and Counting.”

    • That’s shocking. I had no idea American eighth graders knew Canada existed.

    • No bigee. Amurkkka’s got a dictator too, and will have until the 2016 elections — unless ISIL and Martial Law take over first under Obama’s command or maybe the Castros once Obama puts them in charge so he can go play golf.

      • My god even the NFL is socialized – the bad teams get to pick the good players so everyone is the same. And then NASCAR – they all drive the same car.

    • Three steps:

      1. 50% tax rate on the top 0.5%
      2. Universal single payer
      3. Bankrupt health insurance ‘industry’

      It’s so simple.

      • I like #3 the bestest.
        Most folks don’t realize that for-profit HC companies are a very recent (See Saint Ronnie’s Reign) phenomenon.

        • I remember well when they first showed up. HMO’s in the late seventies sounded OK at first, but my ass told me that the downhill slope was just ahead. And then Reagan. Poof went the liveable world.

    • Sure Mike.
      “noting that modern-day archeology has consistently proven that the stories of the Bible are true:”
      And Eve was made from Adam’s rib.
      And the earth is 6,000 years old.
      Archeologists found Eve’s rib, with the inscription, To Eve, with Luv. Adam. scratched into it.

    • “”Controlling your weapon …” – while in the toilet…

      I was expecting rule #1 to be lifting the effing seat before standing and peeing – you know what I mean… right? When you go in afterwards to ‘sink the Bismarck’ and someone’s not ‘controlled their weapon’ before you ….

      • Happens to me all the time at work.
        Boys who never grew up, pissing all over the toilet seat, then just waltzing away.
        Usually without washing their hands. One guy in particular, if I see him heading in before me, I go to a different floor in the building. Can’t stand it.

        • And you know these men have no chance of marrying or they beat their wives – no other explanation.

  3. Michael Sam signs with Montreal Alouettes of CFL

    Michael Sam, the first openly gay player drafted by an NFL team, signed a two-year contract Friday with the Montreal Alouettes of the Canadian Football League.

    “With the signing of Michael Sam, we have become a better organization today,” Alouettes general manager Jim Popp said in a release. “Not only have we added an outstanding football player, we have added even a better person that brings dignity, character, and heart to our team.”

    The Alouettes have held the exclusive CFL rights to Sam since his senior year at Missouri, when he was the SEC Co-Defensive Player of the Year.

    I expect the Alouettes were only waiting for Sam to be clear to sign with them.

  4. Looks like Josh is copping a tit feel on Sarah. Wait, they’re both too old for him.

  5. At the 192 brewery in Kenmore….. fun local cover band, good crowd… beer and sandwiches

    here’s one from the playlist🙂

  6. Waterboys were here in Seattle last night….. apparently it was a good gig….. I was busy😦

  7. woo hoo – the band’s name is Throwback….. they’s just local folks….. I am sitting with their neighbours…… here’s what’s going on now… (apart from the Imperial IPA and Cascadians)

  8. Geezer sitting next to me claimed to have Jackson Browne and the Kingsmen over to smoke pot in the early 60s….When I am old, I may tell stories like that too.

  9. Ok, I am totally stumped now – it’s either the Chieftains, the Pogues or Floggin’ Mollys

    • That does seem to be happening to the great goofy state of Texas.
      Wonder why gawd is punishing them.

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