BREAKING GNUS: SUPREME COURT DOOMS U.S. TO THE WRATH OF GOD!!!!

In blatant disregard for the will of the Almighty, the Supreme Court today sanctioned same-sex marriages.

God, speaking through the voices of numerous pundits, will rain down His Righteous Wrath on the U.S. to punish the nation for allowing two people who love each other the right to get married irrespective of their genders.

From now until the end of time, every so-called natural disaster will, in truth, be God’s Punishment meted out against the United States for allowing Gay Marriage.

21 thoughts on “BREAKING GNUS: SUPREME COURT DOOMS U.S. TO THE WRATH OF GOD!!!!

  1. How do they know that the deity isn’t sanctioning same-sex marriage by allowing the SCOTUS to rule in favor of equality?
    25 and 26 June should be made a two-day Federal Holiday!

    • They “know” because they are “True Christians”! They have the one true interpretation of the Bible and anyone who does not subscribe to their beliefs sides with Satan. It says so in my granddaughter’s 7th grade textbooks.

    • How do they know there’s a deity, period? Mythological tales and books are hardly evidence of deity, and afaik there isn’t a single shred of verifiable evidence anywhere. So what gives them their fictitious ammo?

      • They take their proof of God from the Bible, which is a true and literal recordation of God’s Word, in their minds anyway.

    • On second thought, Margaret, I am not sure what all the fuss is about. If you don’t agree with gay marriage, don’t marry someone with a roundwise haircut and serve shrimp at the reception.

  2. Rabid Roy, that Jesus boy has not disappointed me.

    Roy Moore’s Group Vows To Defy Gay Marriage Decision In Alabama

    Roy Moore, the Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court who notoriously flouted a federal court ruling which struck down the state’s ban on same-sex marriage, today suggested that he will continue to defy the federal judiciary on marriage equality.

    Moore shared a statement on Facebook from his wife, who heads the Religious Right legal group he created, The Foundation for Moral Law, vowing to defy the “illegitimate” ruling from the Supreme Court:

    (snip)

    Moore has claimed that gay marriage would literally destroy America and lead to God’s wrath.

    • Emily Dickinson summed up Bible thumpers 150 years ago with this one:

      He preached upon “Breadth” till it argued him narrow —
      The Broad are too broad to define
      And of “Truth” until it proclaimed him a Liar —
      The Truth never flaunted a Sign —

      Simplicity fled from his counterfeit presence
      As Gold the Pyrites would shun —
      What confusion would cover the innocent Jesus
      To meet so enabled a Man!

      See that, Moore, pHuckabee, Rantorum, et al.? She defined your phony personas a century and a half ago!

    • Moore may find himself out of a judgeship should he refuse to abide by the Supreme Court’s ruling.

  3. Ted Cruz: “Some of the darkest 24 hours in our nation’s history.” 9/11? Pearl Harbor? Oklahoma City? Nope. Health care subsidies and marriage equality.

    Just the sort of hyperbolic ninny you want answering that 3 AM phone call.

    • & if he’s elected, he will see to it that millions of people are denied heath care and equal protection under the laws.

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