The “Phony Express” clip seems most appropriate here…dunno why…
If there’s enough alcohol on the planet, a couple people might take on the Alternet GOP drinking game, but — FAIR WARNING — if you do, you will die.
You have been warned!!
Here’s the deal: All y’all are on your own for watching the Clown Car Clusterfuck, but please feel free to leave your in-the-moment thoughts and impressions in the comments section. Sarcasm, temper tantrums, and snide comments are welcome — in fact, they’re encouraged!
Do your worst, my Critters and Zoosters, cuz you know the GOP clowns will be doing the same.
Hat tip to our EV for the Three Stooges idea!!
Alternative GOP debate drinking game (due to Surgeon General Murthy): Only take a drink when one of them says something sensible.
… gonna be a long, sober night …
As a Public Service Announcement, we present this warning.
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/08/health-officials-warn-that-you-could-die-playing-gop-debate-drinking-games-its-a-formula-for-disaster/
Now go have fun! 😆
I think Moe is the debate moderator …
You can watch the “debate” on RawStory, but you must have a teevee subscription to watch. I don’t have one, so I’ll live vicariously through you guys, as per usual.
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/08/watch-live-fox-news-hosts-the-first-2016-republican-primary-presidential-debate/
The Trump drink quotes alone should get everyone hammered. Having lived in New York all of my civilian life (and being subjected to him in our local media), I can tell you I’ll be the most surprised if he doesn’t say all of those things at least once.
This is working if you don’t have cable and you want to try it.
http://www.tvpc.com/Channel.php?ChannelID=61173
Hot Damn! They want my credit card information. Sigh.
You can make it work without that.
Trying to find out
Oh gawd…
When I bring it up, it has one ad in the middle of the picture, you click on the small x to the right, and it opens another page. Close that page, click the same x again, and it clears the screen. Then you can maximize the page if you want.
I see the waiting wheel turning… Thanks house, I don’t know whether my IP has a restriction for political porn, however… 😆
You don’t get a picture?
No, could be a region thing being in Switzerland
See if this one gets through
http://www.hulkusc.com/the-republican-debate-live-streaming-presidential-election-2016/
looks like it works, did you just have an overflowing dishwasher ad, too?
It works!! I love you house!
That first one, from TVPC.com, is where I go to watch BBC One on Sunday mornings, to watch F1 without commercials. They don’t have all the races live though, just some of them. I still get them on NBCSports channel.
Jim Gilmore????
Is his nickname “Happy”?
He’s a repiggie, so he’s only happy if he’s oppressing the masses.
I simply meant was Adam Sandler (Happy Gilmore) in the debate.
I wasn’t giving you that one for free. 😆
😆
Wait, the giant Rump isn’t there?
He’ll be on the main debate
If you’re watching something now, you’re watching the Bottom 10 debate. The Top 10 debate is later.
Okay, this thing is going on mute.
Did Gilmore just say they knew about 9-11 before it happened?
Cool I can see and hear Ms Graham…. ugh ….
And he connected foodstamps to ISIL somehow.. Is that a drinkable offense?
Be sure and spill some on you to wash off the Santorum, alcohol disinfects, you know.
Jindaaaal. He was so successful wasn’t he?
In his own mind.
Mind?
Jindal wants to get in there and show Obama and Hillary what REAL Fascism looks like!
Here”s another link that’s useful: http://progressivemind.ucoz.com/
I know of that person, ‘LIBertea’. He has issues. The site may be Ok, but I wouldn’t put any info on there for a log in.
Coming up: Planned Parenthood, I venture a guess. It’ll be ‘How to lose the women vote in one simple step.’
Every time I un-mute, it’s a Fux Fearmongering Moment ™.
How are going to get through this without Jon Stewart?
Yeah. No Letterman, maybe no Colbert, no Stewart, no Big Ed, running out of terrestrial radio for ANY Progressive radio.
There’s John Oliver, No?
Larry Wimore
Ok, it’s Iran after all. Perry lives up to my expectations. Carly is Bibi’s friend. Somebody needs to tell Sarah.
Furina: We need to arm the Kurds. (If only that wouldn’t totally piss off Turkey)
She can arm Turkey, too. That’s the whole point, isn’t it. Get those tax dollars flowing to the IMC.
Beer opening break…
William Devane: The banks got bailed out, I didn’t, did you?
Leave it to Fox to even have ADS I have to holler at.
Funny how it’s always Obama who wants to shut down the government.
Lawd a mighty, Miz Linsey! Don’t start bawlin’ now!
He got a little wobbly. 😀
They really are going for the widdle baby heartstrings, aren’t they?
Take the money from PP and put it into women’s health care — like Planned Parenthood!
This really is a Lying Fuck Fest.
In three hours there will be ten worse than this
Ugh.
Why Carly, you paid all those employees whose jobs you lost the same 40 mn parachute that you got because all are equal? I didn’t notice.
Health Savings Accounts: Running out of money before you run out of need
I just noticed they’re all standing in front of blue podiums.
YOU lie about Benghazi, the truth has already been put to bed and given a drink of water!
They create their own reality.
Jeez, another three hours ? There goes my beauty sleep.
You’d have to stay up until about 4am your time to see it all.
Been there, done that. I am currently unemployed anyway.
Me too. Since March 31st.
Same here. Tough times, I have some 100 applications sent out or more and zero job interviews. At 54 nobody hires you anymore over here.
I just e-mailed a resume for a job I’m well qualified for, and didn’t get a call yet. it was a personnel service. Usually they get you right in to see if they want to send you to an interview. I may call them tomorrow to check if they actually received the e-mail.
I called in for one job, that might even be an opportunity, but only 50% part time, won’t even pay the rent.
Not watching and not drinking but feel very woozy reading the comments 🙂
Somebody at Discussionist said y’all are having a debate tonight too.
Indeed we do. Harper vs Mulcair vs Trudeau vs May ; Uber Con vs Progressive vs Progressive vs Green. Should be interesting.
Which is which, according the description below?
Harper = c word, Mulcair = douche, Trudeau = commie, May = drunken troll
Personally I would take Trudeau but there are many many people that cringe at the name.
He said: Flip Mulcair and Trudeau Actually Mulcair isn’t a commie, he’s an opportunistic little gnome cuddled up to the commies.
Edit: seriously, dude looks like a lawn ornament.
“A commie, a douche, and a c word that would get me banned. Plus that drunken troll from the greens.”
LOL
Read this, then get out as fast as you can. 😉
http://www.discussionist.com/1015531487
Short question: The ones we just saw were the sane bunch, right?
No sanity in the GOP!
You’re really out of touch with this stuff, aren’t you?
Not really, it was more rhetorical. I mean there are Rand Paul, Cruz, Trump coming up and then some…
😉
Hi, EV,
It’s not so much that they are the sane bunch as they are the not-quite-crazy-enough bunch.
I thought so. In a couple of minutes we’ll be treated to the frontrunners of insane.
They’re all saying Fiorina won the debate? I think she loses the document security issue.
Carly Fiorina Left Her Debate Remarks on a Hotel Printer
Was it an HP printer?
The universe would implode from the irony.
Revenge of the machine.
He forgot the ball tickle. When the camera cut back to Jon Stewart doing that the other night I almost died laughing.
Will there be a new thread for the Main Event? Coverage on Faux starts in about five minutes. Blowhole, I mean, Bill-O is on now.
Scarboy and Tweety yelled at each other. A guy who won’t shut up vs. a guy who can’t shut up. It still amazes me that anyone actually pays for the “privilege” of watching cable “news”.
I pay for racing and football. and westerns
The only way I would even consider subscribing to cable is if they offered ala carte service. And, even then, Discovery, TLC, and THC would have to return to their former ways of actually offering educational and informative programming instead of 50 weeks a year of religious “history” liberally sprinkled with reality shows and ghost hunting.
We’re staying here right?
You can check out, but you can never leave. 😉
My TV is tuned to Fox News for the first time. Does everyone have devil’s horns or is that my TV doing that?
Get a move on!
BTW. We really should call it free advertising rather than a “debate”. Debate assumes that there’s a chance that the stronger argument will change the minds of those in doubt about an issue. One couldn’t put a dent in a rightwhiner’s opinion with a freaking sledge hammer.
They’re hepped up alright. Hepped up on goofballs!
They can’t call this a Debate — it’s a Multi-Candidate Infomercial.
Do these sad excuses for journalists not realize we want to hear the candidates?
KASICH WINS!!!!
Jeb loses the smile contest, Walker wins the tongue between his teeth while he smiled contest.
Fook you guys!
Good start.
Trump tripped over his toupee then Rand cut him
Forgive me, I love Megyn Kelly’s hair.
Yeah. But then I start thinking about the crap under it and it ruins the effect.
forgiven
Have I managed to miss…I mean, have I missed the main event?
Aw shit.
“They called me Jeb because I earned it.” WTF?
Perhaps Barb named him after:
JEB is actually his initials: John Ellis Bush.
That was my attempt at humor this evening….
It’s times like these that I really miss Douglas Adams. I think he would have called the first infomercial “the B Ark debate”.
Trump, you charmer, you.
We’re 18 tril in debt because the wealthy don’t pay taxes, and everybody else don’t make enough to pay taxes
Trump’s hairdresser got ahold of Chris Christie.
I think it’s more the Sam Donaldson ‘swoop’ style.
It’s so nice of the GOP Clown Car to create all these sound bytes for the Dem candidates.
I don’t know who’s hair is weirder — Trump’s or Paul’s.
I forgot to cross post my tweets. I’ll do them all now.
Shit my livestream goes haywire…
Trump is a dick. “No one would be talking about illegal immigration if it weren’t for me”????
Megalomaniac.
I think he’s bombing.
Jeebus, I hope so. I also hope that everyone watching finally realizes why Trump is just an asshole who shouldn’t be on ANY stage.
He got pissed at Wallace, who is out to get him, I think. Rupert’s order.
Whoever is doing the drinking game needs to take at least three shots right now.
Can’t force medicaid expansion by withholding funds, can’t force sanctuary cities by withhilding funds
Did I kill the thread again?
Whoa Rand and Christie!
I have to say, this is bullshit. What a mudfest.
ISIS are former Ba’ath Party military leaders who are very fundamentalist Sunni.
Not a decade Rand, they’ve been against Medicare since it began
Ben Carson, what the hell are you doing there?
Blinking a lot and trying to keep his teeth in his head. Nuthin’ else.
Bush on Common Core – zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Forgive me, but they’re not worth my time really. I need to sleep. Have fun, it’s been good to be back with you all for a bit. I’ll be back.
It’s good to see you, EV!!!!!
You don’t need a debate to say hey EV! We miss you ’round here. 🙂
^^^ What House wrote!
Btw, Rand Paul has the political equivalent of Tourette’s.
He must have an aide who keeps his hand over his mouth in the Senate chamber until it’s his turn to speak.
Ben Carson, go home, you’re unbelievably drunk.
Scott Walker looks like Mortimer Snerd.
Huckabee: I wanna be in charge of the most evil entity in this country– the Federal govt.
Huckabee: Prostitues and pimps are bankrupting this country.
Trump’s right, he’s won more than he’s lost.
Huckabee is unhinged in this debate.
Huckabee was unhinged Monday night in the New Hampshire forum too.
Never put a religious zealot in political power.
Remember when Rev. Donald Wildmon wanted to ban Three’s Company because of Suzanne Somers’ boobs? I figured that out way back then.
We have forty more minutes before TDS, and that sucker is supposed to be about an hour long, if I heard correctly.
52 minutes, according to my Comcast channel guide.
BTW, tonight is just a pre-season scrimmage, for US! We have to be tougher than ever before these are over and the primaries start.
JEB!: My state’s economy was double the growth of the national govt (who my brother was miserably failing at running)
Gawd, I really hjate having this on my TV. I may have to degauss and delouse it afterwards.
I think degaussing went out with cathode ray tubes. Delouse at your discretion. 😉
What determines your obligation to the government, in your job, depends on the legal language in the state, county and city licenses, you or your employer agreed to when you accepted the licenses. Your religion may require you to abdicate the job, but it doesn’t absolve you of those legal obligations.
I don’t think we have enough nuclear weapons in our arsenal to do all the bombing these people wanna do. Everything according to them requires a military strike.
Oh we have enough nuclear warheads to destroy the world. The powers that be want conventional bombs and bullets along with all the other equipment the troops need, things that need to be replaced frequently.
Scott Walker ass-kissing Ben Carson. Awwwww
https://twitter.com/goldietaylor/status/629471332498034688
Sounds like she has a fine group of ratfuckers on her staff.
This is easily the most disingenuous (and that’s a generous label) 2 hours I’ve ever experienced.
Oh Christ…..
Watched for half an hour and quit to take a bath. I feel almost clean. Both I and a conservative friend consider Trump to be one of the horseman of the apocalypse, maybe two if his hair is counted as a separate entity. We plan to start stockpiling weapons.
That’s funny, about that mess on his head!
And why is his head so square, like some bizarre Minecraft creation?
Kasich: “We’re stronger when we’re united and weaker when we’re divided.”
Wow, that is deep.
https://twitter.com/goldietaylor/status/629477324891623424
The feed I was watching cut out and died on me, but I haven’t missed a thing because you guys are all kinds of kick-ass awesome!!!
The only way to follow a debate is reading theZoo!
I didn’t have to look at any of those liars or spit on the monitor!
Thanks for watching and resporting!
Scott Walker ass-kissing Ben Carson again. “Gosh, he’s so articulate…”
Is he clean? Biden said Obama was clean and got the VP job.
Cruz: “…Start persecuting religious liberty.”
Umm…
My name is Jon Stewart. Like anyone ever doesn’t know.
http://crooksandliars.com/files/mediaposters/2015/08/31892.jpg?ts=1438912345
It’s going to take 52 minutes to give every ex-costar thirty seconds
LOL John Oliver – wtf is a commercial?
Special thanks for our Wayne for tweetering the “debate.” 🙂
I meant to say this last night — sorry!!