The Watering Hole, Wednesday December 16, 2015: Happy — Merry — Whatever….

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25 thoughts on “The Watering Hole, Wednesday December 16, 2015: Happy — Merry — Whatever….

  1. 🙂 on the post….

    Do I want to take a walk by the Las Vegas ‘monkey cage’ today and see how much poo was flung last night?

    Was there any substance (yes, I know, Wolf Blitzer ….)? Maybe I will just jog over to the Rudepundit and catch up on the Daily Show take and leave it at that.

  2. Conservative columnist Kurt Schlichter: “Sometimes that hot chick you’re dating is also completely crazy. And as much fun as it is to go out with her, it’s gonna end badly. That’s Donald Trump.”

    Mind bleach, stat!

  3. I’d rather be locked in a construction site portable toilet in the sweltering heat than watch the debates.

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