Tonight is President Obama’s final SOTU, and, personally, I’m hoping for a mic-drop moment…or six.
Watch the SOTU live, at 6 pm PT here:
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Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. ~Martin Luther King, Jr.
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This is NOT Obama’s last SOTU! I read somewhere just the other day that he will soon declare martial law, confiscate all guns, and then declare himself dictator.
Oh . . . wait one. Do dictators do SOTU thingees? Hmmh. 😯
Geez frugal, we weren’t supposed to let out news of Obama’s third term until November. *facepalm*
What happens at #brokesnacknaturereserve should stay at #brokesnacknaturereserve
Here we go — I’ll go make popcorn while Obama walks in and the non-rude people applaud for half an hour.
Only 2 minutes to the podium. That must be a record.
Barack & Joe coordinated their ties.
Trying to make it shorter — nice.
Protecting kids from gun violence!! Minimum wage! Equality!
The pace of change will accelerate — Repiggies all over this country just pissed themselves.
Can anyone get wanker Ryan off my teevee screen?
All I can see is his bright red tie.
I miss Boner’s facial expression already.
BTW, hi there! *waving*
🤗✌🏻️
Don’t be afraid. Have hope.
Surely that means he’s an uppity ni**er.
Marriage equality!! Fuck you, Kim Davis!
Steny Hoyer looks like he had a stroke and no one has noticed yet
Why would anyone notice? If he lost half his brain, it is not like anything would be missing.
0/2 = 0
You just know Boehner is watching this shit-faced — as usual.
And orange as a cheeto…
Longest streak of job creation EVER!
Oh yeah!? Well, Obama is a Moooooslim!
They just showed Rubio. He looks thirsty.
He keeps using that “change” word! Scary!
Ryan has a perpetual smirk that Boehner never had. It’s creepy.
I’m glad I can’t see it on YouTube. Blech.
Typical repuges can’t get off their asses to get anything done. Prez is mocking them and they don’t get it.
Have the repiggies stood up even one time?
The only thing that will get Ryan clapping is…
Parkinson’s
Gaby Giffords is still hot.
And still married to someone who isn’t me, so …
ZING on congress!
I love my Obama Care. If I hadn’t had it over the last 2 years, I’d be dead or bankrupt.
Thanks, Obama!
Heh, pinning Ryan in the corner on poverty.
Well played, Prez.
And the repiggies finally stand — and I missed what he said.
Oh dear god, the outrage on Fux will turned up to eleven for days — weeks even.
Re-ignite the spirit of innovation?
No, we cant!! Cuz fear and ISIS and stuff!!!
Heh, Sputnik deniers!!!
Barack goes full Jed Bartlett on cancer.
Joe in charge of cancer mission control!!
Oh gawd, I can see the Ryan smirk.
Clean air — Why does Obama hate America?
Paul Ryan couldn’t even applaud curing cancer. Whadda fuckin douche.
Didn’t his daddy die of cancer?
That’s why he’s smirking (guess who inherited.)
Never liked the old bastard anyway …
Major investment in clean energy — and epic pissing moaning from Wingnuttia.
How about getting rid of subsidies to oil companies?
How do we keep safe? MOAR GUNZ!!!!
USA!! USA!! USA!!
We could halve the amount of money we spend on defense and STILL be the most power nation on earth.
But but GWB protected us! Except that one time…
And that other time…
Do your job CONGRESS!! You lily livered wankers!
Osama bin Laden — DRINK!
Smacks down Canadian Cruz…NICE!
I want him to talk about the gun violence problem in this country — not just mention it.
And he should mention the morons in Malheur.
Well he is not keeping us safe there…. #yallqaeda is all over Oregon now…
I shitzey on all of them. Oregun is now covered.
Fuck the TPP. No way, Prez. Not this one.
Rubio sits while everything passes over his head.
Definitely no TPP. There is no way it can be argued that this is in the best interests of the American people.
Obama was always more of a Rockefeller Republican than an actual progressive. This doesn’t mean I don’t like him, only that I disagree with him on a few fundamental issues.
Best Republican president since Eisenhower is Obama
No Willie C. Beats him on that
YouTube connection bogging down. Shit.
Going after the bigots — not that it will have any effect.
Is someone heckling?
“We the People” is all of us.
Whatta concept.
Heh, Fux is going to go NUTS over Obama lecturing Congress and GOP for their shitty behavior.
Ryan sits on his ass on making voting easier.
Beat me to it
Ugh, now I’m going to have to get motivated on political blogging again.
And it’s over.
No mic-drop.
I disagree, but hey…👌
No problemo. 🙂
What would you consider his mic-drop moments?
Well I don’t have the transcript in front of me, but the ending of his speech using MLK words was bringing tears to this old farts eyes. Also his mocking of Trump, Cruz, Rubio, etc.
That’s true. I take back my original assessment.
Mic-drop!
Perfect.
I hope we get a Democratic President and Senate so she can retire.
Amen or grock or…
Oh fuck here comes Haley. Right off the bat she disses obamacare with typical right wing lies. Damn they’re obtuse.
Her fucking teeth* were blinding me and her voice was way too smooth, I had to close the page.
*Another one of my intelligent comments. 🙂
My response to Nikki Haley, even though I didn’t watch a single moment of her drivel:
Eat shit and die, you lying wankette.
Damn I love intelligent women, especially one’s with snuggies! 😉
I see I used an apostrophe incorrectly!
I’ll forgive you just this once. 🙂
Where does this awful woman find her wardrobe? I want to avoid it at all costs.
Its ok Jesus told her to wear it, I am pretty sure Jesus doesn’t call you up for a wardrobe check, Zoo.
Fuck her …. actually …. no. Ew
Yup 50 months of job growth, 1/3 of uninsured on to health care, stock market all time highs, number of terrorist deaths a year back below a 100 in the US, 2 wars ended, gallon of gas close to $2.
How about that Obama presidency?
Oh yeah deficit reduced from a record to 1/4 of what it was….
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