We often think that the righties have the corner on the media with Limbaugh, Fox, Hannity, etc… but the left has the corner on the political comedy side of things. Comedy Central, the Daily Show, the Nightly Show, comedians in general come from the left. The right does not know how to laugh. We should be winning over in that department alone. Sarah Silverman for President. Let’s laugh tonight.
In the spirit of the moment, it occurred to me that we here at The Zoo should most definitely do as does the rest of the nation this year and hold a presidential primary election. In the interest of intellect, however, it seems a bit of a waste to repeat the insanity we’ve already witnessed, esp. in re the Republican race which has featured, as its candidates, mostly humans, practically all of whom have shown themselves to be grossly incompetent, ergo most surely inadequate. Why is it that we the people are expected to stand in line to select from a panoply of critters who offer us nothing but egregious failure in exchange for our vote of support?
Seems to me that some significant changes are in order.
With all of that in mind, I’ve chosen a different ballot presentation for the various candidates. Rather than a written name which basically tells the voter nothing of substance, the ballot below consists solely of PHOTOS! — a far superior setup given that the average voter will instantly recognize the entire agenda of each of the several candidates. I have assigned each candidate a number to further simplify the process. Note: in the interest of simplicity, I’ve placed each candidate’s number above its respective photograph.
So here you go! Select our next Fearless Leader!
So there you have it! Simply select the number of the candidate you find most suitable, and we’ll take it from there!
BTW and in the interest of openness, my own selection is NUMBER 1!
OPEN THREAD
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