Okay, this thing starts at 6:00 PT (9:00 ET), and it’s only 90 minutes long — or the longest 90 minutes in the history of the universe — we’ll know by 7:30.
Feel free to live-blog, twitter, weep in despair, laugh hysterically, make catty comments about wardrobe and hair (either candidate), but no drinking games, I beg you. Because you will die…quickly.
Let the Great Emasculation begin…
TheZoo 
A funny to kick things off here.
‘Trump Lies’ debate bingo.
Thanks, Zooey. Have a great time. I’ll leave this open in another tab while I venture into the Twitterverse on the #debatenight hashtag. If I see some good ones, I’ll post them here. 🙂
Start the hashtag ‘Cuckolding Trump’
Hah! 🙂
Yesssss!!!
Hi everyone!! Cats and I are watching together, with pizza and popcorn.
Bloomberg will fact check as they speak, http://www.bloomberg dot com/live
That’s what we’re watching!
Trump — our national shame.
Trump, no vision, lower taxes, sniffling like he’s used cocaine.
Count how many times he goes SNIFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!
It’s already annoying me.
Me, too.
But it reminds me of that video of a younger Bill O’Reilly when he went ballistic because he didn’t understand what he was supposed to read. Billo did one of those big sniff/snort, like an angry bull. Drumpf is getting angry, and I don’t think he’s going to control himself for more than, oh another 15 minutes or so.
Trumped-Up economics.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!! tRUMP’S FACE!
Imperatives about problems but no specifics on how to solve them, except to cut taxes.
Patronizing Hillary, and she’s gonna get him for that.
Maybe it’s not cocaine, maybe he needs an oxygen tank.
Hi OIMF!!!
Hi Z! I still miss your soap.
I’ll contact you on that. 🙂
Please.
Trump interrupts when she hits a sore spot.
Interrupts on climate change. 😆
Lies about what he said.
Debt!
I love that she’s staying calm.
Lester Holt needs to moderate.
Indeed.
Trump’s gonna have a heart attack.
Wish she’d mention his overseas and Mexico manufacturing outfits.
Apparently General MacArthur would disapprove of Hilary’s website. Also “job creators”.
Now he’s making faces.
It’s nice that he’s shooing away the fence sitters.
TAX RETURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And the accompanying lies!
Ohhhh, poor Donald.
And Trump acts the fool, as expected.
Lay into him Hillary!
OMG!!! “He’s not as rich as he says he is.” ZING!!!!!
And now he’s defending his net worth, not his plans.
I’ve already lost count of the “believe me”s and the “I can tell you”s.
And every time he says ‘wrong’ to something Hillary says, it’s factual.
Deflect, deflect deflect.
What about your taxes Donald?
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! She is slaughtering him!!
Stiffing contractors. Paying no taxes.
Bankruptcy!!!!
He interrupts when she touches a nerve.
SNIFF!
Snort.
“I take advantage of the laws of the nation.” Yup.
He’s totally in defense mode = losing.
Red herring time. Criminals kill, police shouldn’t.
Stop and frisk is unconstitutional.
Every person of color listening to this just spewed their beverage of choice. How deaf can someone be?
I just noticed that wordpress now has Kill File.
Where is it?
Right below the Date line
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I don’t see that under any date on the page.
Move your mouse to the date line.
Nope nothing. I am logged in through WordPress, don’t know if that matters.
Oh well. Anyway, I’ll never use it here and I don’t visit any other WordPress blogs regularly.
“Thousands of people killed in Chicago since January 1st”?
“Stop and Frisk”? Thank you Lestor, for mentioning that it’s unconstitutional. Now Donald’s hyperventilating.
Holt: Stop and frisk un-Constitutional.
Trump disagrees, and proceeds to stupidsplain.
K, I know who looks presidential on this issue.
Ohhhhhhhh, that’s gonna leave a mark!!!!!!11
I bet this is the last debate.
You that’s what he’s thinking.
The SNIFFING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
It’s like an obscene phone call.
The man is delusional. “I settled it,” he said. Yet, after the President produced the birth certificate in 2011 he continued to deny it’s authenticity!
“I have been given great credit…”
So conceited!
Defending Russia. The Mancherian candidate is now speaking.
Bragging, bragging, bragging — diverting from Russia.
OMG, he’s just stringing bullshit together now. No grasp of cybersecurity.
Trump’s hotels have been hacked and he waited months before telling customers their credit card data was stolen.
Holy flirking schnitt! Luntz?
Owie!!!!!!
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!” 😀
Wow! You win Jane. I’ve always wondered what my washing machine did with my missing socks.
Oh Lord, all he cares about is getting credit for stuff he never did.
I miss Mitt Romney.
He really does live in his own reality.
Hillary was just about rubbing her hands together in glee.
I think Trump has straight vodka in that glass.
I doubt he gets the irony of his actions and his words.
Donald is tired, he’s ready for a nap.
Brace for the toddler tantrum.
She picks on me and I’ve been so good, boo hoo.
Wah!!!!
Goddnight all!!!
Increasingly incoherent. The audience can no longer keep silent. What a train wreck for the Trump train.
Well my salad needs have been met for the next decade.
well, having missed the debate myself, and after reading the comments here, I believe I can safely predict Fox will say Trump won the debate.
Yup.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/09/27/online-polls-declare-trump-debate-winner-despite-media-consensus-for-clinton.html
Wow, even Steven Schmitt – Schmidt? admits that Trump sucked at the end. Wonders never cease.
O, fuck, Krispy Kreme Kristie – trying to spin the debate up for Trump. Puke.
I feel better now, although I doubt if the orange shitgibbon’s “eccentric performance” even gave his die-hard proponents pause.
“Secretary” Clinton, OTOH, and in great contrast, stayed calm, poised, and betrayed no signs of anger. Very confident and Presidential.
Colbert is live tonight, if I can stay awake I’ll watch him but I agreed to take my sister to the doctor tomorrow morning so I’ll keep yawning and yaw’n and yazzzzzzzzzz
I don’t think Trump completed one sentence.
Anal examinations are needed. He has the most beautiful anus, believe me.
I like this one.
Trump: “Paying no income tax makes me smart.”
No, paying no income tax makes you a ‘taker’.
Trump is even trying to lie about sucking wind through his nose so noisily. Claims it was the microphone. We’ve been noticing the SNIFFFFFF!!!!! for quite some time. Has he always had the same microphone?
I can’t believe I missed this one before the debate.
Would some zooster with the ability to create a new page please do so? Just call it an open thread.
Tired of looking at Trump’s stupid face?
Done!!
Love you, but you know that !
Is the large quantity of comments bogging down your machine? I had that problem with the old W7 unit.