Sunday Roast: Trump Trouble & Debate Live-Blogging

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The truly funny part about this video is that it was posted in July.  Randy Rainbow just had a feeling, I guess…but I don’t need to know the details.

Soooo, in a continuation of the Great Emasculation, Hillary Clinton and Donald “Tic Tac” Trump will appear at a town hall style forum in St Louis, MO (6 pm, PT), wherein inexplicably undecided voters will ask questions of the candidates.

Hillary will attempt to behave in a statesman-like manner, while barely containing her giggles and snorts in regard to the state of her opponent’s campaign; and Donald will flop and flail around like a potty-mouthed steelhead landed next to the fish ladder — you almost made it, little guy! — and will probably say something that will cause me to choke on my popcorn within the first 15 minutes.

Join us, whether you’re just hanging out in the comments section, or doing hard-hitting live commentary on the 2016 presidential race (somebody should, I guess), or just pointing and laughing your ass off like the rest of us.

EDIT:  Here’s one of the places you can watch the aforementioned clusterfuck:

This is our daily open thread — Drinking game = Death

103 thoughts on “Sunday Roast: Trump Trouble & Debate Live-Blogging”

  2. Jake Tapper took Guiliani to the woodshed. After Guiliani tried to use the ‘let he who is without sin cast the first stone’ excuse, Tapper said, ‘Mr. Mayor, I have never said that. I have never done that. I’m happy to throw a stone’!

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  3. During a panel discussion on State of the Union, at an outdoor venue, a small crowd started chanting USA! USA! USA! when they realized Van Jones was speaking. It was loud enough to be distracting. They stopped as soon as he finished talking.

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    • Why do sports and political shows do commentary outside? It’s thoroughly unnecessary and usually quite distracting. It really sends the message that what they say is less important than where they sit when they say it.

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      • I never watch College Gameday because there’s always a partisan crowd raising a ruckus. I just tune in for the last few minutes to see which ‘head’ Corso puts on.

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    • I am checking in! 🙂 I lost electric at 1:20 Friday afternoon and it was restored at 1:00 this afternoon. I remained high and dry and sustained no damage. I may lose some food in the refrigerator when I decide to look.

      My sister’s daughter called yesterday saying something about a wikileaks dump and Hillary might resign and then the first thing I hear about is Donald’s sex tape. I’m glad I won’t miss tonight’s debate.

      My thoughts are with vinylspear in Daytona….

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  8. Apologies to Poet Edward Lear for using his poetic art as an (inadvertent) summary of Donald Trump and his “pussy” fixation — of his entire life, really:

    The Owl and the Pussy-Cat went to sea
    In a beautiful pea-green boat:
    They took some honey, and plenty of money
    Wrapped up in a five-pound note.
    The Owl looked up to the stars above,
    And sang to a small guitar,
    “O lovely Pussy, O Pussy, my love,
    What a beautiful Pussy you are,
    You are,
    You are!
    What a beautiful Pussy you are!”

    Pussy said to the Owl, “You elegant fowl,
    How charmingly sweet you sing!
    Oh! let us be married; too long we have tarried,
    But what shall we do for a ring?”
    They sailed away, for a year and a day,
    To the land where the bong-tree grows;
    And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood,
    With a ring at the end of his nose,
    His nose,
    His nose,
    With a ring at the end of his nose.

    “Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling
    Your ring?” Said the Piggy, “I will.”
    So they took it away, and were married next day
    By the turkey who lives on the hill.
    They dined on mince and slices of quince,
    Which they ate with a runcible spoon;
    And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
    They danced by the light of the moon,
    The moon,
    The moon,
    They danced by the light of the moon.

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  13. So the meme I see on my FB in defense (or at least deflection) of what Donald Trump said asks why 50 Shades of Grey was so popular if what Donald said was so offensive.

    Sigh.

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  17. Vinylspear responded to my email. It was a hell of a ride, and both he and his girlfriend ended up with the flu, but they’re on the mend. He put 50 lb weights on top of the hives, so the bees are in good shape.

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  29. What does it take to drill it into him that he’s not running against Bill? Hillary did a lot less than some women have done to other women they found out were cheating with their man. Some women maim and kill, when they catch another woman with their man.

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  35. The premiums were climbing for pseudo-insurance before. The coverage has NOT gone down, we’re just paying for real insurance. Before we were paying for PHONY insurance.

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    • Beautiful. What some decry as “political correctness” is usually discretion, diplomacy, or just good ol’ manners and empathy.

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  46. Why was the AUMF an automatic declaration of war? It granted the PRESIDENT (W) the authority, supposedly using GOOD judgement, to threaten military action as a last resort. Who could anticipate Bush just wanted to be a war president so he could strut around and force his domestic agenda down our throats?

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    • That is correct. The AUMF gave the President eh authority to use force IF NEGOTIATIONS FAILED AND CONGRESS APPROVED. Bush abandoned negotiations (the Iraqis were trying to cooperate) and Bush never went to Congress again.

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  51. A race to trump’s bottom line will bankrupt the country. We need to inflate our way out of debt. Raise wages, prices AND taxes, and the debt can be paid down.

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  62. Trump’s kids were just like him. They were born sliding headfirst into home plate while the ball was still in the outfield.

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  64. Well, that was disgusting.

    Hey, undecided voters! Are you STILL sitting on the fence? What will it take for you to be able to make a fucking decision between these two people?

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    • Debate takeaway from a hog farmer:
      Trump did marginally better than in the first debate in that he managed to be slightly less of a scumwaffle.
      Trump still has no real policy or platform.
      The lovely Muslim lady who questioned him regarding Islamophobia looked as though she might want to smack Donald for his answer.
      Hilary knows more about the Constitution than Donald could learn in a year, even if he spent that year with James Madison.

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