I expect this is what my face will look like by the end of the debate, minus the drool, I hope.
So yeah, do whatever floats your boat here. You can live-blog, heckle, poke fun, tell jokes, or have a complete mental breakdown, but please NO DRINKING GAMES!!
Am I giving this political debate the respect and seriousness it deserves? Fuck no, I am not. This entire election has turned into a shameful mockery of itself, so pfffttttt!
The thing starts at 6 PT, and you can watch it here:
TheZoo 
“minus the drool, I hope” — oh please, the drool will be only reminder of intelligence left.
I’ve actually come to think very highly of Hillary over the last year. She is only the “lesser evil” for pathetic children who require that they be given everything they want, exactly the way the want it, the instant they want it, or everybody is a poopie-head and I’m going to hold my breath until I turn blue.
https://garyherstein.com/2016/06/10/cry-babies/
https://garyherstein.com/2016/06/12/fiat-justitia-ruat-caelum/
But debates? Debates are a meaningless form of performance art in which I have no interest what so ever.
Okay, I won’t try to control the drool. 😉
+1
Once again, I’ll be watching the “debate” with Cats r Flyfishin, and maybe nonewhere. It’s good to have support at these times.
Hi, Zooey, Cats and nonewhere. Glad you’re all safe and able to enjoy making fun of the debate. As usual, I’ll be reporting from Twitter, sharing the funny things I happen across. (When you follow 5,000 people, you literally cannot read every tweet. So you skim and hope to run across something good.)
The first thing we’ll be watching for is Trump grabbing Hillary by the crotch while attempting to deep tongue kiss her as they meet on the stage.
Now that I’ve planted that visual in your minds, Enjoy.
Here we go, crickets.
Hi, everyone! 🙂
Hi!!!
Oh, good, SCOTUS issues. Hillary’s touching all the correct bases.
2nd under siege? Here come the lies.
The first amendment is more seriously threatened that the 2nd.
Guns!
Dump is trying to piss off Hillary, which is not going to happen!!! 😆
Now SHE’S pissing HIM off – didn’t take long!
Now, why the fuck should abortion clinics be over-regulated but you can’t impose any gun regulations?
Mr Sniffy abounds!
First sniff!
Almost an eyeroll from Hillary! Ha!
SNIFFFFFF! BAD HOMBRES!
I usually just laugh at him. Touch on the hideous choice women make regarding late term abortion and you strike me where I live. Fuck you Donald.
Yes, that’s my flashpoint, too.
Bigly! – toke?
Yep.
Works for me.
Okay, I’ll go get the bong 🙂
I hope I can still do that. 🙂
Hill is SO done with this orange asshole, so she’s moved on to trolling.
Putin, chicken, puppet. I reckon Donald has all the best cyber.
She can’t help laughing at him.
(sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff…)
“I don’t know Putin.”
“You’re the puppet”?! WTF?
Dumpy is fucking losing it.
Our country has no idea. Gracious.
We’re living in hell…for the next hour or so.
Yo Dumpy, you’re a great puppet. Keep talking.
The generals! They support me !
Who cares! 😆
No one who works for those intelligence agencies he discounts.
But wait – he said that he had 200 generals who “support” him, but only 21 that “endorse” him? Hmm…
Ohhhh, it’s on! He called her a LIAR.
“real apprenticeships”
Oh Lord, he’s applying to be the bill collector in chief.
He’s got a magic wand!
If so, I hope he keeps it in his pants.
Ew. Yeah.
Of course, you cut taxes on the wealthy and corporations, and bada-boom, bada-bing, JOBS!
Ugh, that was an ugly self-satisfied look.
I’m trying not to look.
Don’t. Its like watching a lizard backed into the corner of your porch.I
I’m sick of hearing his “Nobody has more respect for women than me” crock of shit. And his snorting.
Just putting that beauty queen on teevee to exercise in front of cameras, and calling her Miss Piggy and Miss Housekeeping puts the lie to that statement.
And the Trump train has left the station, Casey Jones is driving.
Chris Wallace should really tell teh donald to be a little more respectful. How can anyone listen to him and not hear a prepubescent bullyboy? And that’s a NICE description!
He should ask teh Donald about his foundation.
She scores on the election issue. He wanders out into the weeds.
She’s appalled on behalf of the country; he’s appalled because he feels thwarted.
Well, if his performance doesn’t convince people that this idiot belongs as far away from that nuclear button as is possible, then I fucking give up.
True that.
Lame analysis of military history. I’m totally non-violent, but if this guy wins, I plan to stockpile weapons.
Everyone’s smarter than America.
When will someone remind everyone that Dubya negotiated the withdrawal from Iraq? This is stupid, they’re “debating” over a false premise!
Agree Jane, it drives me nuts
And now he’s defending Assad.
He LOVES him some DICK-taters!
He’s a schoolboy. A deranged schoolboy.
He’s incoherent.
Arrested development. Third or fourth grade.
Chris Wallace really sucks as moderator.
True, but I thought he would be worse. I suspect Mike is unhappy with his progeny.
I’m going to cut out for a few minutes to scoop out the litterbox. It’ll smell better than his shit.
Shoot, it’s late but I might go shovel out the barn.
What a god-damned clusterfuck.
Twas. Praise whatever you believe in that it’s over.
She appeals to the voters for the good of everyone. Dump trashes people and attacks Hillary.
Who you gonna vote for!!??
Can you give me a minute?
Wayne’s having some computer trouble, so he’s offline for the time being.
It committed suicide. 😦
Yes, and I blame Trump – it’s a conspiracy, Trump sent a truckload of bleach through a series of tubes and dissolved Wayne’s firewall. Just for spite for all of Wayne’s nasty tweets about him, all just fiction, lies, totally untrue, believe me, I can tell you.
Chris Matthews “Best performance by Trump so far” YIKES!
The bar is low.
Indeed. That’s what is so frustrating about how these debates work. Our side seems to always have the expectation of doing well; so nowhere to go but down.
On their side, the media really does go soft on the right. Thinking of Palin and now Trump.
Wow, Steve Schmidt (sp?) is having a come-to-jeebus moment. Wonderful!
He’s been doing that for months now.
That’s good to hear. I stopped watching all of the political shows, it just made me crazy, er, crazier. Seriously, it’s just not good for my health, mental and physical. I knew that Steve had a bit more sense than most of the (R) pundits, but tonight was a shock for me.
Maybe Trump’s going to make America great again by completely destroying the Republican party.
Totally off topic, unless and until we come up with anything better (you all know how it is with naming cats), we’re naming the kittens Blaze and Luna. They’re constantly playing and being crazy, it’s so fun to watch, it cheers me up
I don’t mean to be disrespectful as I’m a dog person, but the pics Wayne posted show one of the cats definitely should be named shithead. However your choice is yours, and I a certifiable libtard, again a dog lover, love the shithead cat. 😎