The Watering Hole, Mon-Tue, Jan 9-10, 2017: Donny’s A Liar (A Song Parody)

In case it isn’t obvious by now, I think Donald J. Trump is more than just a bullshit artist, he’s a flat out liar.

Donny’s A Liar
Original words and music “Baby’s On Fire” by Brian Eno, 1973
Additional lyrics by Wayne A. Schneider, 2017

Donny’s a liar
Never toes the line he ought to
Look at him laughing
Says he’d like to date his daughter

Donny’s a liar
And we’re all laughing at his bitching
Hating those photos
Oh, they spot his double chin thing

Taxes are no show
Does his best to change the subject
Knows no sins, no no
There’s some persistence when he objects

Photographers snip snap
Wastes his time, he should be learning
His lack of experience
Is very scary, we’ll be burning

If he wasn’t pond scum
He could be half the man we’re used to
They said he was hot stuff
And that’s how Donny’s men seduced you

(Great Robert Fripp guitar solo.)

What is it with Don
Very clever with construction
Making his fortune
Selling cities self-destruction

Don lashes at Chicos
And then denies that he’s a bigot
He tempts all the Nazis,
And mocks to all, “They want to rig it!”

But Donny’s a liar
And all the interviews agree that
His temperament’s dicey
And ev’ry idiot should know that

This is also our daily open thread. Feel free to discuss Trump’s penchant for lying or any other subject you wish. As always, compliments welcome. 🙂

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About Wayne A. Schneider

I'm a Liberal, Libertarian, Atheist Humanist. I believe that though the world is a dangerous place, it can be made better if we stop dividing ourselves by how we're different from each other, and reach out to each other through what we have in common. And that is that we are all human beings on this planet. Please remember that.

16 thoughts on “The Watering Hole, Mon-Tue, Jan 9-10, 2017: Donny’s A Liar (A Song Parody)

  1. Meryl Streep unloads on the LyingAssholeInChief
    And of course he is compelled by his narcissism to reply via twitter.
    The rest of the world will quickly figure out how to destroy the United States.
    Just keep up a steady barrage of truth telling about Drumpf’s major inadequacies and dumbshittery.
    He’ll be kept so busy twitterhating them that the country will be effectively leaderless.

    • This thread is a tribute to P.T. Barnum. Suckers like this are the reason Drumpf is going to get to fleece yet another pack of dopes. The Uninformed American Voters.

    • If this wasn’t so real as well as pathetic I would LMAO. I have no sympathy for these ‘morans’ – zero – they get what they wanted. Fuck them all.

    • This actually happens all the time….We sell health insurance, and I get the pleasure of breaking the bad news to clients! It makes their ass pucker when you tell them what their premiums will be without their government subsidy…. the epiphany lights them up like a 100 watt bulb.

  2. Here’s some sage advice for the Narcissist in Chief
    Ex-CIA chief warns Trump to beware of tweeting after Inauguration Day
    “governing in 140 character transmissions is a lot harder,” Woolsey said…..”

    This is rich. He left the transition team due to…

    But he said he announced his departure last week from the Trump transition team because he wasn’t being asked to do anything since the election, and didn’t want to give the impression that he was continuing to advise the president-elect.

    • Reminds of that old theorem that a monkey with a typewriter and infinite time could type out the entire works of Shakespeare. In re Trump, I’m guessing that a monkey at a keyboard could type out the entire substance of Trump tweets in about one afternoon — and that Trump himself would need several weeks to do the same.

    • When you break down his tweets, he has a very limited repertoire.

      1) XXXX is a fake and a loser and will be out of business soon.
      2) XXXX is steadily losing readers and will be out of business soon.
      3) XXXX is a second rate, has-been entertainer no one even watches.
      4) XXXX is a third world country and will be paying the price to do business in the US.
      5) XXXX is steadily losing it’s market share, ratings are steadily tanking.

  3. Is this from a Donald Trump leering Tweet to, say, Kellyanne?

    “O lovely Pussy! O Pussy, my love,
    What a beautiful Pussy you are,
    You are,
    You are!
    What a beautiful Pussy you are!”

    Nope, sorry. From a poem by Edward Lear — “The Owl and the Pussycat.”

    Ah, the irony.

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