The Weekend Watering Hole: Friday, March 24th, 2017: FAUX Pas

On Wednesday, March 22nd, TIME Magazine’s Washington Bureau Chief, Michael Shelton, interviewed FAUX president Donald trump. I give Shelton credit, he apparently did not laugh in the FAUX president’s face (which is the least I’d like to do to trump’s face on any given day at any given minute. But I digress.)  I have to feel sorry for poor Mr. Shelton, as there was no way that any human could possibly keep up with the gibberish uttered by the “Most Embarrassing Man In The World”(TM). ‘Sad.’

The following is an except from ‘President trump’s Interview With TIME on Truth and Falsehoods.’ If you’re not dizzy by the time you’ve finished reading it, you will be if you read the entire interview. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

FAUX POTUS: “Yeah well if you’d look at, in fact I’ll give you the front page story, and just today I heard, just a little while ago, that Devin Nunes had a news conference, did you hear about this, where they have a lot of information on tapping. Did you hear about that?”

SHELTON: “I have not, no.”

FAUX POTUS: “Now remember this. When I said wiretapping, it was in quotes. Because a wiretapping is, you know today it is different than wire tapping. It is just a good description. But wiretapping was in quotes. What I’m talking about is surveillance. And today, [House Intelligence Committee Chairman] Devin Nunes just had a news conference. Now probably got obliterated by what’s happened in London. But just had a news conference, and here it is one of those things. The other one, election, I said we are going to win, we won. And many other things. And I think this is going to be very interesting.”

SHELTON: “So you don’t feel like Comey’s testimony in any way takes away from the credibility of the tweets you put out, even with the quotes?”

FAUX POTUS: “No, I have, look. I have articles saying it happened. But you have to take a look at what they, they just went out at a news conference. Devin Nunes had a news conference. I mean I don’t know, I was unable to see it, because I am at meetings, but they just had a news conference talking about surveillance. Now again, it is in quotes. That means surveillance and various other things. And the New York Times had a front-page story, which they actually reduced, they took it, they took it the word wiretapping out of the title, but its first story in the front page of the paper was wiretapping. And a lot of information has just been learned, and a lot of information may be learned over the next coming period of time. We will see what happens. Look. I predicted a lot of things that took a little of bit of time. Here, headline, for the front page of the New York Times, “Wiretapped data used in inquiry of Trump aides.” That’s a headline. Now they then dropped that headline, I never saw this until this morning. They then dropped that headline, and they used another headline without the word wiretap, but they did mean wiretap. Wiretapped data used in inquiry. Then changed after that, they probably didn’t like it. And they changed the title. They took the wiretap word out.”

Almost the last thing the FAUX president said in the interview was this:

“Hey look, in the mean time, I guess, I can’t be doing so badly, because I’m president, and you’re not.”

So…I gather from all that Nunes held a news conference, and the NY Times took out “the wiretap word”, and voila! he’s magically vindicated. Oh, and also, too, he’s the president.  Badly.  So there!

Words fail me.

This is an early edition of the Weekend Watering Hole. Have at it.

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24 thoughts on “The Weekend Watering Hole: Friday, March 24th, 2017: FAUX Pas

  1. I would ask something like, “I recently read that people refer to you as an orange shitgibbon. Does that description of you as an orange colored shit throwing ape bother you or do you think mango would be a better description of your odd color?”

  2. Completely fookin’ nuts …. his whole world comes from Breitbart, if they said the earth was flat, he’d start calling Columbus a loser and Buzz Aldrin fake news.

    • In all honesty Terry, the moon landing was a fake but Stanley Kubrick was such stickler for details that he insisted it be filmed on location.

    • I believe the Tango Twatgrabber made that spill legal in the first bill he signed.

  3. Mr. Trump has now shown that he has the temperament of a third grader, with all due apologies to all third grade students. I’m the president, and you’re not? Really?
    Also, we should be apologizing to all shitgibbons everywhere.

    • And he’s a big fat Loser with a capital “L” – some (R) congresscritters are more afraid of their constituents than of Dicktator trump. I was afraid that we’d never, ever see some of those teabaggers turn. It actually makes me feel a little, tiny bit better.

      Lately I’ve pretty much sounded like the opening of scene of the movie “Four Weddings and a Funeral.” Fuckety-fuck-fuck-FUCK!

      • Also gotta wonder if ANYBODY is going to reply to all the Obamacare is exploding crapola with the counter that the reason premiums are going up is that the R controlled Congress provided only 12% of the Risk Pool reimbursement to the Insurers that was PROMISED at the beginning, and has been RENEGED on.
        Just wondering.

    • He’s so emotionally attached (to put it politely) to his daughter-wife, he needs her to cuddle in his lap and tell him no, of course he’s not a LOSER.

      Shouldn’t he have wanted his loving wife Melania to be with him during this stressful time? /s

    • I love it! 😀 We needed some relief from the constant horror show. It’s nice to see trump’s – and the hard-right mean-spirited “Freedom” Caucus’s – agenda to strip and rape OUR country get shit-canned. I have to smile seeing an epic fail for trump,

      A sweet victory, and, even more importantly, it’s a victory by the people, particularly and thankfully those who came out and gave their (R) Reps a piece of their minds. If not for the pressure that those folks put on their Reps, I honestly believe that the ACA would have been dead right now.

      I hope that what comes out of this victory would be for more citizens to realize that they DO have power to influence and change at least SOME things in Washington. They’re paying more attention, making themselves heard and challenging their (R)Reps to actually do his/her job of representing his constituents. and that’s a good thing.

    • The tweet reads: Harvard professor and @CNN political analyst Juliette Kayyem says, per sources, Michael Flynn may have flipped on Trump.

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