The Most Punchable Faces of 2017…and probably 2018, too.

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I know, I know, I went for one of the easiest punchable faces with the middle Trump Weirdling — I want to punch him for his bizarrely patterned shirt and shiny textured tie, alone — but I thought we might need one of the more obviously punchable faces for starters.

So, while you’re thinking — seething, fuming, clenching your jaw and/or frothing at the mouth — about the most punchable faces of 2017, see if you can come up with one that’s not so obvious.  Someone who makes us think, “Yeah, that guy!!”  But feel free to post the obvious punchable faces too, because shits and giggles!

2016 — You were a crap year, and you know it.

2017 — You were truly fucked up, and we’re more disappointed/disgusted/discouraged than we thought we’d be right now.

2018 — Two things:  1) Please, I’m begging you, have mercy.  2) Do not take the phrase, “Can things get any worse?” as a fucking CHALLENGE!

Have fun all y’all, and have a safe and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

 

Daily Gnuz

Friday, last week of the year. Gnuz forthwith

Trump: Even if there was collusion with Russia, ‘it’s not a crime’
H/T The Hill
Um, yes, it is. It’s called electioneering, and conspiracy, sort of a RICO thing. Idiot. And you as much as admitted it, ahead of the upcoming evidence. Idiot.

And,
Trump to Dems: No DACA deal without the border wall
H/T Politico
Ain’t gonna happen. And this is what he was talking about ‘working with the Dems’? More preziduncial prevaricating

Finally,
‘Still not ready for prime time’: GOP strategist terrified by Trump’s babbling golf course ‘rant’
H/T Raw Story
Early onset of dementia. No other way to call this kind of behavior.

Open Thread, handle with care!

RUCerious @TPZoo

Doily Gnuz – Not lacy frilly Doily, jest everyday Gnuz, with an Aussie accent!

G’day Mates, and here’z the newz o’ the dai.

Ann Coulter claims ‘American Blacks’ don’t celebrate Kwanzaa — and that the FBI invented the holiday
H/T Raw Story
May I say…Cuckoo, Cuckoo! Wake up white woMAN, you be nutz an shiht…

And,
Tillerson asks Russia to ‘lower the level of violence’ in Ukraine
H/T Politico
Seriously, Rex? What violence? Didn’t you get the memo – No criticizing the man crush guy? There’s no violence in Ukraine, and Putin didn’t meddle in our election, but we’re meddling in theirs.
Sheesh. Get with it Rex or you’re done toadying…

Finally,
Watch this bizarre, hilarious history of the whole world
H/T Vox
If you have 20 minutes, this is hilarious. My daughter showed me this a month or so ago, and here it is on Vox…

Open Thread, Let’s go to the Hop, oh Baby…!

RUCerious @ TPZoo

Daily Gnuz

Tis Wednezday, and herein be the Gnuz(es)

Donald Trump is a dangerously weak president
The media is crediting him with a tax overhaul victory. But he still holds remarkably little clout in Washington.

H/T Vox
Neustadt’s book was one of my favorite reads as a poli sci major in college. I remember most clearly the paragraph where Ike was asked about the power of the presidency, and he replied (as I paraphrase from memory), I’m just a glorified clerk, but, the power of the presidency is the ability to use the bully pulpit to convince others that what you are asking them to do is in their own self interest. This article is a great read for those of you who are poli-sci enthusiasts…
Trump has no concept of this. Nil. Nada. Nuttin.

And

Report: Intel Panels Interviewed Figure Who Attended Key Trump Tower Meeting
H/T TPM
Gotta wonder which Drumpf toady this witness’ testimony will show to be untruthy?

Finally,

Trump: Dems, GOP will eventually develop ‘great new HealthCare plan’
H/T The Hill
A broken clock is right twice a day.
And the next ‘great new HealthCare plan will be called Single Payer. And the current prezidunce will have had nothing at all to do with it, except get people ready by screwing them over to the point where the entire Congress and Executive Branch are in the hands of the capable.

Open Thread, enjoy one byte at a thyme
RUCerious @ TPZoo

Daily Gnuz

Wednezday’z Gnuz herewith;

Senate passes tax bill, pushing it closer to Trump’s desk
H/T Passed without a single opposition vote, amendment, input of consultation.
You’ze own it R’s. Time will tell.

And

This Visionary Sci-Fi Author Sees the Destruction of Human Civilization: Predatory Capitalism
H/T Alternet
Good read, food for thought.

Finally,

Time’s up: As CHIP expires unrenewed, Congress blows a chance to save healthcare for 9 million children
H/T LA Times
Maybe, just maybe, as Red States get screwed over, and their children lose medical coverage because the Congress is too busy giving corporations and the rich a tax cut…Maybe they’ll start figuring out they’ve been screwed, blued and tattooed.

Open Thread, let’s get through the holiday season in one peace.
RUCerious @ TPZoo

Daily Gnuz

Another Monday, another week to get through. Here’z the Gnuz…

Former Trump Adviser Defends Attacks On Mueller Probe: ‘We’re In The Game’
H/T TPM
Game? You think this is a Game? The Game is also known as keep our country free from fascist authoritarianism. I guess we know which side you’re on in THAT game.

And

Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump Face New Lawsuit Over Financial Disclosures: Report
H/T Alternet
I know it’s just a lawsuit, but cannot, no way, no how resist the urge to say ‘Lock them Up!’

Finally,

Scarborough: The GOP tax plan ‘steals’ $1.5 trillion from millennials
H/T The Hill
Yo! Millenials! We know you don’t really feel like voting some of the time. It’s hard to participate when the system is rigged. We get it.
But, you are going to get fleeced so the 1% can get richer.
Do something about it at the next election.
Thank You!

Open Thread, enjoy one byte at a thyme
RUCerious @ TPZoo