Daily Gnuz

It’s Twozday, and the gnuz appears like thisly;

Roy Moore spokeswoman calls accusers ‘criminals’ who are seeking revenge as CNN interview goes off the rails
H/T Raw Story
Dude, they’ve got evidence. Shitloads of evidence. That you were pursuing them when they were teenagers and you were a 30 something horny perv. Alabamans, whereforth your dignity? What about YOUR daughters?


Trump’s lawyer sparks intense debate on obstruction of justice
H/T The Hill
How absolutely Hitlerian of them! The “president cannot obstruct justice because he is the chief law enforcement officer under [Article II of the Constitution] and has every right to express his view of any case.” Heil Drumpf!


Mueller Subpoenas Trump Deutsche Bank Records
H/T Bloomberg
Now the real fun begins. The firing of Mueller, the impeachment, the riots in the town squares, pitchforks and torches, my friends.

Open Thread, enjoy one byte at a thyme
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14 thoughts on “Daily Gnuz

  1. The Scorpion and the Frog

    A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the
    scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The
    frog asks, “How do I know you won’t sting me?” The scorpion
    says, “Because if I do, I will die too.”

    The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream,
    the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of
    paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown,
    but has just enough time to gasp “Why?”
    Replies the scorpion: “Its my nature…”

  2. So, wasn’t Kushner supposed to be managing some kind of peace process initiative in the Middle East? And then Prezidunce-in-Law announces Jerusalem is now the capital of Israel? Can the man not eff up something, anything, ever? That is the question.

    • This Jerusalem thing could and probably will set off terror attacks, pretty much anywhere in the world.
      I think they were saving this capital thing for December because it’s a shot from their side in the war on christmas.

      • Just reading an article on Raw Story about how this move is THE Evilgelical wet dream. Quoting from the story:
        “For decades, conservative evangelicals have been longing for this recognition,” Bass writes. “They believe it is necessary in order to regain control of the Temple mount. That is important because rebuilding the Temple is the event that will spark the events of the Book of Revelation and the End Times.”
        I get it now.
        Trump is going to rebuild the Temple as in the Trump Tower of God and Indoor Golf Course.
        And make millions…until, of course they go bankrupt and he walks away with his billion dollars in salary and naming rights.

    • I still hate twitter. I thought getting this iPhone would make things easier, but I can’t make the pictures work from twitter for some reason.

    • Ummm, cute, and very appropros, but NSFW (Not Suitable For Work), where I just looked, and before I laughed, closed it…

  3. Kirsten Gillibrand leading the call for Al Franken to resign without so much as a hearing is sounding more and more like an attempt to clear the field for her 2020 run for President. If he stays, and a hearing clears him of anything more than a little pattyfingers, she’ll have a harder path to the nomination.

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