Daily Gnuz

Twozday and here’s the Gnuz

Republicans love their tax law. Voters aren’t so sure.
With polls showing Republicans have yet to make the sale on the tax bill, it’s not clear how much the new law will help them in November.

H/T Politico
Jury’s still out, but we have an electorate that’s gonna be the ‘hangin’ judge.

And,
House Intel votes to make Nunes memo public
H/T The Hill
So let’s see what the big deal is, remember this is a collage put together by just another nutjob ReichWanker.

Finally,
US says no need for new Russia sanctions
H/T Raw Story
Two Words:
Steele Dossiere

Open Thread, fold it up and swat a Republican with it!

RUCerious @TPZoo

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Daily Gnuz

Saturnzday, and the gnuz be herewith:

Draining the swamp? D.C. lobbying during Trump administration surges to highest level in 7 years
H/T USA Today
‘Drain the Swamp’ has become. ‘feed the alligators and snakes’

And,
Why Trump’s desire to fire Mueller may invite obstruction case and why it’s such a big deal
H/T USA Today, on a roll
The noose tightens, Mueller frightens. Trump can’t keep it straigt

Finally,
Scott Walker Is Literally Preventing Wisconsinites From Voting
H/T The Nation
If you can’t beat em, cancel the game. Nice work, you wanker.

Open Thread, walk, don’t run with it!

RUCerious @TPZoo

Daily Gnuz

Thurzday, and the Gnuz is here, or somewhere around here…

Trump says he would speak to Mueller under oath in Russia probe
H/T The Hill
Well, yes, of course he’d like to, is totally willing to, and especially if he’s being treated ‘fairly’. But, alas, his lawyers aren’t going to allow him to answer any questions concerning his motivation, reasons for firing Comey, or how beauteous his mistress…

And,
Trump open to citizenship for DACA enrollees
H/T Politico
Again, he’s for it, until President Miller takes his cable teevee time away. Then he’ll cave and be against it.

Finally,
More US states eye donations to evade Trump tax changes
H/T Raw Story
There’s always a way to get around the tax system. The Feds can’t prohibit the states from letting their citizens deduct whatever from their state taxes. Period. Good ole 10th Amendment

Open Thread, barf it up and run to the sink with it!

RUCerious @TPZoo

Open Thread, barf it up and run to the sink with it!

RUCerious @TPZoo

Daily Gnuz

The Daily Gnuz for Wednezday is upon us!

GOP escalates law enforcement probes as Russia inquiry heats up
H/T Politico
Desperately attempting to disparage and cast aspersions on the credibility of the DOJ and FBI before Trump gets pilloried by Mueller and all his lying bullshit buries him.

And,
No, Mexico Is Not Paying For Trump’s Wall — You Are
H/T Huffpo
But, But, Rapists, boogeymen of every brown sort! They’re coming to have their way with your women! White Men of Amerikkka, freak out!

Finally,
Award-winning science fiction writer Ursula K. Le Guin dead at 88
H/T Raw Story
One of my mostest favorite SciFi writers, RIP Ursula, in a galaxy far, far away…

Open Thread, pick it up and run with it!

RUCerious @TPZoo

Daily Diddley Gnuz

It’s Tuezday, and the Gnuz looketh thusly,

Pennsylvania Supreme Court Strikes Down GOP-Crafted Congressional Map
H/T TPM
More Repugnicant gerrymandering confounded. Keystone state demonstrates some electoral fairness

And,
‘Fake news — I’m coming to gun you all down’: Michigan man arrested after threatening to kill CNN employees
H/T RawStory
Attn: White House resident Donald Trump. You OWN this.

Finally,
Robert Reich: Trump Is Destroying the GOP from the Inside Out
H/T Alternet
Yes, and those who pledge allegiance to the man and not the country will pay dearly as the ‘man’ takes them all the way to the bottom of the cesspool.

Open Thread, pack it up and race with it!

RUCerious @TPZoo

Daily Gnuz

Monday Edition, Gummint shutdown, President shows great leadersh!t

Department of Homeland Security: Trump administration didn’t consult us for ‘DHS study’ on terrorism
H/T Raw Story
Of COURSE they didn’t consult their own department. Why would they do that? They are just making sh!t up as they go. You know, fake governing!

And,
McConnell Pushes Back Funding Vote But No Deal With Dems Announced Yet
H/T TPM
Turtle stuck between rock, hard place and his soft shell. Thinks he’s going to shame the Dems into caving by holding daily roll calls. Not gonna happen. Why would the Dems hark to the call of false promises of ‘debates’ next month?

Finally,
House GOP warns: We’re no rubber stamp for Senate DACA fix
H/T The Hill
Translation: We’ve got our own pack of nutjobs ready to keep the gawdam gummint shutdown if’n you don’t cave into our effing deemans!

Open Thread, slice it ‘n dice it!

RUCerious @TPZoo

Daily Gnuz – Freiday Edition

It’s the end of the week, the gummint’s gonna run outa money, and here’s the gnuz!

House approves spending bill, shifting shutdown drama to Senate
H/T The Hill
So, you go to a used car lot, and the salesman says, I’ve got this beauty here for just $3,000! Got everything on it, you’ll love it!
You say, does it have power everything? He says, sure does!.
So, you test drive it, and it handles really poorly, the steering is impossible to use. You come back and complain.
The sales guy says, well, it doesn’t have power steering, but the doors and windows have power locks! They’re better!
That’s Trump. The deal breaker.
You don’t get to dictate what the other side negotiates. We want DACA. If you want to support funding for CHIP, do it because it’s the right thing to do. That’s NOT what’s on thte table.
The Art of the Scam, bait and switch. When you say you’ll sign the bill that is bipartisanly negotiated, then when the bill comes, you switch, you break your word.
That’s why no bank in America will loan this turd a dime.

And,
Trump’s new HHS office will protect health care workers who object to abortion
H/T Vox
Next thing you know, he’ll have a committee for the uplifting of white victims of racism…

Finally,
Homeland Security ‘Guarding’ Voting Booths? It’s the Trump Team’s Big Wish
H/T Alternet
If that’s not scary, nothing is. Nothing like a little intimidation at the polling place, eh, dicktater?

Open Thread, love it or shove it!

RUCerious @TPZoo