Daily Gnuz

Thurzday, and here’s the Gnuz!

Shutdown drama grips the Capitol
H/T The Hill
The House TeaPartiers are holding up the process by demanding a vote on an idiotic piece of legislation that has no hope of ever becoming law. The incompetent Republicans unable to govern. Sad!

And,
Vox Sentences: The Democratic momentum continues in Wisconsin
H/T Vox
Another Democratic win by 9% in a state district that went for Trump by 17%. Jig’s up incompetent TrumpLickers.

Finally,
Trump says privately that a terror attack could save him and GOP from 2018 election bloodbath: report
H/T Raw Story
Beware the false flag red alert…He would do it…

Open Thread, Get your boots on and head for cover!

RUCerious @TPZoo

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Daily Gnuz

Wednezdaze, The Januarius Seventeeneth

Freedom Caucus chair: GOP leaders don’t have votes to avoid shutdown
H/T The Hill
And there’s a certain prezidunce who’s going to try to pin the shutdown on the Dems??? Right.

And,
The Health-Care Industry Is Sick
My insurer denied me coverage for a breathing machine and revealed the flaws of the for-profit health-care system.

H/T The Nation
The R’s will take great pains to destroy the ‘ni**er care’ system. From its ashes we need to get Single Effing Payer…

Finally,
Rising GOP star abruptly quits Republican party over Trump’s ‘appalling comments’ about immigrants
H/T Raw Story
Bad case of Trumpmoania

Open Thread, gadzooks, the jig’s up…!

RUCerious @TPZoo

Sunday Gnuzerator

It’s Sunday, the day before MLK day, and Here’z the GNUZ!!

Trump reportedly interrupted intel briefing to ask Korean American, “Where are you from?”
He suggested the “pretty Korean lady,” who was talking about Pakistan, be reassigned to North Korea.

H/T Vox
The preziduncial stupid knows no bounds

And,
Hawaii Emergency Management Agency Says Missile Alert Was False Alarm
H/T TPM
Accident, or just a warning shot from a totally incompetent administration. Hawaii is the birthplace of a famous person, you know…

Finally,
Sen. Rand Paul: It’s not ‘fair’ to call President Trump a racist for referring to an entire continent as a ‘sh*thole’
H/T Raw Story
More TrumpFellation from Rand Pail, the notReallyAnOpthomologist.

Open Thread, try to enjoy your upcoming week!

RUCerious @TPZoo

Daily Gnuz

Thurzdaze Gnuz follows herewith, or without, as the case may or may not to be…

‘Stable genius’ Donald Trump doesn’t actually have an MBA from Wharton: report
H/T Raw Story
Wait! You mean the fake prezidunce has a FAKE Master’s Degree? With a Major in Mental Masterbaytion?

And,
GOP may skip budget, kneecapping 2018 ambitions
Lacking the votes and fearing political blowback, Republicans are unlikely to deploy powerful budget procedures to enact their agenda.

H/T Politico
Uh. Oh. With a House Divided into radical and slightly less radical conservatives, a Senate Majority of One, a prezidunce who can’t stay focused, the R’s, with control of the Executive and Legislative branches of government, can’t figure out how to govern.

Finally,
Trump refuses to commit to Mueller interview
H/T The Hill
Something’s gonna bust out loose, and pretty darn quick…Get the popcorn and stay tuned!

Open Thread, hold your breath and wait for it!

RUCerious @TPZoo

Daily Gnuz

X Rated Gnuz for Wednezday!!!
(Disclaimer, not really X rated, but our ratings are down lately)

White House transcript from immigration meeting omits Trump agreeing with Sen. Feinstein on a clean DACA bill
H/T Raw Story
It would appear that the prezidunce, in an overly played effort to appear normal, agreed with each and every statement made by each and every person in the room. Including Nance Pelosi asking for a clean DACA continuance. Sad. Feeble. Artificial.

And,
Judge blocks Trump plan to end DACA
H/T The Hill
Oh, and Mr. Prezidunce, about that eggzekkitive order? Up Yours.

Finally,
Breitbart Cans Bannon
H/T TPM
Entire Article…
Sometimes when a mob boss kills someone who betrayed him he’ll leave the body out in the town square for hours or days, a mix of final humiliation and example to others. Also, Breitbart just fired Steve Bannon
(oh, but there is a link there, on the words ‘just fired’…Good riddance to bad garbage. Rumplestiltskin gets skinned.

Open Thread, Enjoy thy MidWeek Gnuz!

RUCerious @TPZoo

Daily Gnuz

Twozday, and here’s the Gnuz, straighty out from the Gnuzerator

Trump Tells Farmers: ‘You Are So Lucky’ I Gave You ‘Privilege’ Of Voting For Me
H/T TPM
The prezidunce’s ego knows no boundary. Unmitigated horsemanure in a bloated gaseous bag of skin

And,
How the Tax Bill Will Doom Republicans This November
H/T The Nation
Reverse Robbin Hood. The rich are looting the country, lining their pockets and letting the hood rot from neglect.

Finally,
Republicans: Budget deal prospects are dimming
H/T Politico
Dimming. That’s a nice word for ‘screwing the pooch’. No effing wall. end of story. No DACA, no problem, prezidunce wants a ‘good shutdown’ no problem. Make my day, asssholes.

Open Thread, chew it up and ruminate it!

RUCerious @TPZoo

Daily Gnuz

Mundane Monday, and here’s der Gnuz

Trump starting workday later to spend more time watching TV and tweeeting: report
H/T The Hill via Axios
Probably not a bad thing, except that Faux Snooze is his primary source of information. That’s not only sad, but dangerous. He’s burning out on the job, turning into a morning slacker.

And,
Here are 21 facts that explain exactly who Stephen Miller is
H/T Raw Story
NRA, NeoNazi, Bigoted, and apparently got kicked off a CNN interveiw for verbally fellating Trump today.

Finally,
Temperatures In Australia Hit 117 Degrees As Sydney Sees Hottest Day In 78 Years
H/T HuffPo
Perhaps Trump, being bored out of his tiny skull could take a month long vacation in the Outback. With a can of coke.

Open Thread, grin and bare it!

RUCerious @TPZoo