Daily Gnuz

Thor’s day, Last Day of the Mayish month.
Here bee the Gnuz…


The shocking truth about the Hurricane Maria death toll is our Trump nightmare made real
An unfit president contributes to an unprecedented catastrophe.

H/T Vox
Negligence in the first degree. Grounds for impeachment. A complete and utter DISGRACE!

And

Trump Denies Firing Comey Over Russia Despite Having Admitted It Before
H/T TPM
Who you gonna believe, the old, lying me, or the new, still lying me? C’mon, make up your mind!

Finally,

The Memo: Trump’s feud with Sessions grows toxic
H/T The HIll
Since the AG sits at the pleasure of the President, why doesn’t Trump just fire him?

A: He has a secret crush on Jeffie Beauregard
B: Jeffie Beauregard has a dossier on Trump
C: Jeffie loves his job, and is a masochist at heart
D: All of the above

Thank you for your responses, which will be promptly ignored.

Open Thread,
RUCerious @ TPZoo

8 thoughts on “Daily Gnuz

  1. C.01: Whoever would step in as AG would (in the interim before Herr Drumpf appointed a new one), would be even worse news for the Butthurt Baby in Chief than the Keebler Elf?

  2. I’ve taken to listening to KCRW in the mornings, as a lead up to Thom Hartmann. They regularly refer to traffic problems with a term called ‘sig alerts’. I looked it up, and found this:

    “Sig-Alerts” are unique to Southern California. They came about in the 1940s when the L.A.P.D. got in the habit of alerting a local radio reporter, Loyd Sigmon, of bad car wrecks on city streets. These notifications became known as “Sig-Alerts.” Later Mr. Sigmon developed an electronic device that authorities could use to alert the media of disasters. Caltrans latched on to the term “Sig-Alert” and it has come to be known as any traffic incident that will tie up two or more lanes of a freeway for two or more hours.

    • The list of impeachable offenses is longer than the daylight on June 21st.

  3. Kim Kardashian travels to white house.
    Kanye West seeks appointment for new office of secretary of genius.
    Vince McMahon appointed to secretary of defense. Declares war on Antarctica.

    Only one of these is true but all are believable.

  4. Roseanne Barr, like a lot of Trumpistas, is a kiss-up, kick-down kind of bully. She screwed up and thought she was kicking down. Samantha Bee was certainly kicking UP.

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