Smells Like Trump Spirit (A Song Parody)

Here’s Nirvana to tell you why Trump is dangerous.

Smells Like Trump Spirit
Based on “Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana
Original lyrics and music by Chris Novoselic, David Grohl, and Kurt Cobain ©1991 Warner/Chappell Music, Inc
Additional lyrics by Wayne A. Schneider ©2018

They all got guns, warn your friends
They always lose but still pretend
He’s overboard and self-adored
You know he’s just a dirty whore
He’ll go so low, who knows how low
He’ll go so low, who knows how low
He’ll go so low, who knows how low
He’ll go so low, who knows

When he tweets out, he’s so dangerous
But he needs to entertain us
It’s so stupid but contagious
So we let him entertain us
A potato, a white rhino, a bandito, no libido
Yeah, hey

The worst is what he does best
And for this grift I feel stressed
His little group has always failed
And always will until they’re jailed
He’ll go so low, who knows how low
He’ll go so low, who knows how low
He’ll go so low, who knows how low
He’ll go so low, who knows

Why’s he do this, he’s so dangerous
But he tries to entertain us
It’s so stupid and outrageous
And he lies to entertain us
A potato, a white rhino, a bandito, no libido
Yeah, hey

And we forget just why he tweets
Oh yeah, I guess it makes him smile
He makes no sense, no sense to make
Oh well, whatever, he’s a fake
He’ll go so low, who knows how low
He’ll go so low, who knows how low
He’ll go so low, who knows how low
He’ll go so low, who knows

When he speaks out, he’s so dangerous
But he thinks he entertains us
He’s so stupid, not courageous
The world thinks he might explain us
A potato, a white rhino, a bandito, no libido
In denial, in denial, in denial, in denial, in denial
In denial, in denial, in denial, in denial

6 thoughts on “Smells Like Trump Spirit (A Song Parody)

    • You can try listening to Weird Al’s funnier (and more intelligible) parody “:Smells Like Nirvana.” My words will sound more like the original (as usual.)

      But thanks.

  1. Today’s vocabulary word of the day is “Counsel”.

    “Trump Says Appointment of Special Councel is ‘Totally Unconstitutional’”

    Ummm…Donald, you misspelled counsel. As president one would think by now that you would have proof readers or just given up on tweeting or at least know how to spell.
    Who am I to Covfefe.

    • He usually spells it ‘council’. It doesn’t fail spellcheck that way.

  2. Nice work, Wayne!

    I’m with House, since I don’t like the original song, but you helped it a lot. 😉

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