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Daily Gnuz

Monday Edition, Gummint shutdown, President shows great leadersh!t

Department of Homeland Security: Trump administration didn’t consult us for ‘DHS study’ on terrorism
H/T Raw Story
Of COURSE they didn’t consult their own department. Why would they do that? They are just making sh!t up as they go. You know, fake governing!

And,
McConnell Pushes Back Funding Vote But No Deal With Dems Announced Yet
H/T TPM
Turtle stuck between rock, hard place and his soft shell. Thinks he’s going to shame the Dems into caving by holding daily roll calls. Not gonna happen. Why would the Dems hark to the call of false promises of ‘debates’ next month?

Finally,
House GOP warns: We’re no rubber stamp for Senate DACA fix
H/T The Hill
Translation: We’ve got our own pack of nutjobs ready to keep the gawdam gummint shutdown if’n you don’t cave into our effing deemans!

Open Thread, slice it ‘n dice it!

RUCerious @TPZoo

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Daily Gnuz – Freiday Edition

It’s the end of the week, the gummint’s gonna run outa money, and here’s the gnuz!

House approves spending bill, shifting shutdown drama to Senate
H/T The Hill
So, you go to a used car lot, and the salesman says, I’ve got this beauty here for just $3,000! Got everything on it, you’ll love it!
You say, does it have power everything? He says, sure does!.
So, you test drive it, and it handles really poorly, the steering is impossible to use. You come back and complain.
The sales guy says, well, it doesn’t have power steering, but the doors and windows have power locks! They’re better!
That’s Trump. The deal breaker.
You don’t get to dictate what the other side negotiates. We want DACA. If you want to support funding for CHIP, do it because it’s the right thing to do. That’s NOT what’s on thte table.
The Art of the Scam, bait and switch. When you say you’ll sign the bill that is bipartisanly negotiated, then when the bill comes, you switch, you break your word.
That’s why no bank in America will loan this turd a dime.

And,
Trump’s new HHS office will protect health care workers who object to abortion
H/T Vox
Next thing you know, he’ll have a committee for the uplifting of white victims of racism…

Finally,
Homeland Security ‘Guarding’ Voting Booths? It’s the Trump Team’s Big Wish
H/T Alternet
If that’s not scary, nothing is. Nothing like a little intimidation at the polling place, eh, dicktater?

Open Thread, love it or shove it!

RUCerious @TPZoo

Daily Gnuz

Thurzday, and here’s the Gnuz!

Shutdown drama grips the Capitol
H/T The Hill
The House TeaPartiers are holding up the process by demanding a vote on an idiotic piece of legislation that has no hope of ever becoming law. The incompetent Republicans unable to govern. Sad!

And,
Vox Sentences: The Democratic momentum continues in Wisconsin
H/T Vox
Another Democratic win by 9% in a state district that went for Trump by 17%. Jig’s up incompetent TrumpLickers.

Finally,
Trump says privately that a terror attack could save him and GOP from 2018 election bloodbath: report
H/T Raw Story
Beware the false flag red alert…He would do it…

Open Thread, Get your boots on and head for cover!

RUCerious @TPZoo

Daily Gnuz

Wednezdaze, The Januarius Seventeeneth

Freedom Caucus chair: GOP leaders don’t have votes to avoid shutdown
H/T The Hill
And there’s a certain prezidunce who’s going to try to pin the shutdown on the Dems??? Right.

And,
The Health-Care Industry Is Sick
My insurer denied me coverage for a breathing machine and revealed the flaws of the for-profit health-care system.

H/T The Nation
The R’s will take great pains to destroy the ‘ni**er care’ system. From its ashes we need to get Single Effing Payer…

Finally,
Rising GOP star abruptly quits Republican party over Trump’s ‘appalling comments’ about immigrants
H/T Raw Story
Bad case of Trumpmoania

Open Thread, gadzooks, the jig’s up…!

RUCerious @TPZoo

Sunday Gnuzerator

It’s Sunday, the day before MLK day, and Here’z the GNUZ!!

Trump reportedly interrupted intel briefing to ask Korean American, “Where are you from?”
He suggested the “pretty Korean lady,” who was talking about Pakistan, be reassigned to North Korea.

H/T Vox
The preziduncial stupid knows no bounds

And,
Hawaii Emergency Management Agency Says Missile Alert Was False Alarm
H/T TPM
Accident, or just a warning shot from a totally incompetent administration. Hawaii is the birthplace of a famous person, you know…

Finally,
Sen. Rand Paul: It’s not ‘fair’ to call President Trump a racist for referring to an entire continent as a ‘sh*thole’
H/T Raw Story
More TrumpFellation from Rand Pail, the notReallyAnOpthomologist.

Open Thread, try to enjoy your upcoming week!

RUCerious @TPZoo

Daily Gnuz

Thurzdaze Gnuz follows herewith, or without, as the case may or may not to be…

‘Stable genius’ Donald Trump doesn’t actually have an MBA from Wharton: report
H/T Raw Story
Wait! You mean the fake prezidunce has a FAKE Master’s Degree? With a Major in Mental Masterbaytion?

And,
GOP may skip budget, kneecapping 2018 ambitions
Lacking the votes and fearing political blowback, Republicans are unlikely to deploy powerful budget procedures to enact their agenda.

H/T Politico
Uh. Oh. With a House Divided into radical and slightly less radical conservatives, a Senate Majority of One, a prezidunce who can’t stay focused, the R’s, with control of the Executive and Legislative branches of government, can’t figure out how to govern.

Finally,
Trump refuses to commit to Mueller interview
H/T The Hill
Something’s gonna bust out loose, and pretty darn quick…Get the popcorn and stay tuned!

Open Thread, hold your breath and wait for it!

RUCerious @TPZoo

Daily Gnuz

X Rated Gnuz for Wednezday!!!
(Disclaimer, not really X rated, but our ratings are down lately)

White House transcript from immigration meeting omits Trump agreeing with Sen. Feinstein on a clean DACA bill
H/T Raw Story
It would appear that the prezidunce, in an overly played effort to appear normal, agreed with each and every statement made by each and every person in the room. Including Nance Pelosi asking for a clean DACA continuance. Sad. Feeble. Artificial.

And,
Judge blocks Trump plan to end DACA
H/T The Hill
Oh, and Mr. Prezidunce, about that eggzekkitive order? Up Yours.

Finally,
Breitbart Cans Bannon
H/T TPM
Entire Article…
Sometimes when a mob boss kills someone who betrayed him he’ll leave the body out in the town square for hours or days, a mix of final humiliation and example to others. Also, Breitbart just fired Steve Bannon
(oh, but there is a link there, on the words ‘just fired’…Good riddance to bad garbage. Rumplestiltskin gets skinned.

Open Thread, Enjoy thy MidWeek Gnuz!

RUCerious @TPZoo