I can’t…I just can’t…
First up: Joe Scarborough!!
“I’ve already said at some point, I want to get back into service, public service, and hopefully I can do it while a Republican’s at the White House,” Scarborough told rightwing talk radio host Hugh Hewitt.
*cough* dead intern *cough* Please proceed, Joe.
Next: Unidentified racist USC fuckwit!!
In the photo, the woman can be seen using a red marker to list ““reasons why USC WiFi blows.”
Topping her list was the offensive racist slur [n*ggers], followed by “incompetent professors,” “ratchets,” “overpopulated campus,” and “parking.”
I hope Mummy & Daddy haven’t wasted too much money on little precious’s party weekends.
Lastly: Kansas to ban welfare recipients from living the high life!!
According to the Kansas “Successful Families Program“, an eligible family of four in a “high cost/high population” area would be eligible for $497 in cash assistance per month in addition to receiving food stamps.
With that windfall, future recipients would be banned from using those funds to go on cruises, use them to pay for tattooing or body piercing, pay for psychics, or go to spas to get massages or manicures.
Additionally, funds may not be used in casinos, jewelry stores, video arcades, lingerie shops or any sexually oriented retail business, or to pay bail-bondsmen.
Because it’s not enough to treat families on TANF like they’re moronic children; the state has to grind the humiliation into their bones with the heel of its boot.
You know, I was going to call this post “This Week in Fuckery,” but I didn’t want it to be fifteen pages long — so I only chose three items. You can thank me for my thoughtiness by liking the post, and leaving an insightful comment. Or snark…rudeness — okay rudeness is acceptable too, but it has to be witty. ;)
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