Pachy’s wish is my command. ;)
Okay, this thing starts at 6:00 PT (9:00 ET), and it’s only 90 minutes long — or the longest 90 minutes in the history of the universe — we’ll know by 7:30.
Feel free to live-blog, twitter, weep in despair, laugh hysterically, make catty comments about wardrobe and hair (either candidate), but no drinking games, I beg you. Because you will die…quickly.
Let the Great Emasculation begin…
It’s been fifteen years since that terrible day, September 11, 2001. Almost 3000 people died, over 6000 people were injured, and untold trauma to millions of people worldwide, who were glued to their televisions, radios, computers — trying to comprehend what it was we were seeing and hearing. Anyone over 20 years of age probably holds vivid memories of the heinous events of the day, what they were doing, and the feelings of shock, horror, grief, fear, anger…I know I do.
A chance for unity in this country — and possibly worldwide — was squandered by a President with an agenda of his own, resulting in the death and injury of hundreds of thousands of service members and innocent civilians in the countries he attacked in our name, and under false pretenses. Lives that are being lost and ruined even today.
Could we ever have imagined on that horrendous day, fifteen years ago, that today, September 11, 2016, we would be enduring a hotly contested presidential election wherein the GOP nominee is a narcissistic, race baiting, hypocritical, misogynist, fear-mongering, Islam-hating, bigoted liar, with delusions of grandeur? Who talks non-stop while saying precisely nothing, absolutely does not care about the damage he’s causing? Personally, I am gobsmacked at the very thought.
If such a thing is possible, Osama bin Laden is smiling from his watery grave.
This is our daily open thread.
I found one of these videos posted in the Raw Story comments by “sam202.” All the words are Trump’s own, but a genius named Peter Serafinowicz dubbed him to sound all catty and Liberace-like.
I think the dubbed voice is more appropriate for the gossipy content of Trump’s speeches anyway.
This is our totally late — so late we’re down to leftovers — open thread.
There’s a site on the vast interwebs called “Sad and Useless, the most depressive humor site on the internet,” and it has a post where people on the internet rename animals — which totally makes sense, if you think about it.
We’ve already enjoyed the brilliantly renamed Stab Rabbit, so here are a few more:
OMG, it’s our Wayne!! Everybody wave! *waving*
I mean seriously, who would actually call this thing an ostrich? Pure silliness!
Finally, my favorite…Run for your lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!
If you’d like to giggle up even more of a storm, go the site — they have more!!
This is our daily open thread — Make up names for your favorite animals!
Raspy voice, naughty songs, weird videos? Post your favs here.
I laughed myself stupid watching this on facebook, so I thought I would share the wealth, sotospeak.
With all the god-damned bullets and tRump shit flying around, I think bouncy round animals are just what the doctor ordered.
Just so you know, I was totally out of town on the day of the zebra shoot, but that could have been Jane falling out of the tree. ;)
Here’s a longer version…so very wrong. :lol:
Happy Father’s Day, all you dads. My dad would have LOVED the round animals. :)
This is our daily open thread — Please discuss this important issue.