Daily Gnuz

Friday, almost made it through another week, almost. Hopefully, we won’t start a war on an Asian peninsula this week. Here’z the Gnuzes…

What The Hell Is The DHS Going To Do With Kobach’s Voter Fraud Panel Mess?
H/T TPM
OMG! Kobach actually pressed charges against two people for voter fraud! How many millions of taxpayer bucks per charge does that cost? Idiot.

And

Worst Thing Steve Bannon Said About Trump? ‘Money Laundering’
H/T Alternet
Ah, yes, THAT hotel in Panama, where Russian Mob money was cleansed by buying suites…Follow the money!

Finally,

Trump aides planning to flee as Wolff book throws White House deeper into turmoil: reports
H/T Raw Story
Looks like Trump is draining the swamp alright. The one he created at the White House.

Open Thread, no lick, no spittle
RUCerious @ TPZoo

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Daily Gnuz

Friday, last week of the year. Gnuz forthwith

Trump: Even if there was collusion with Russia, ‘it’s not a crime’
H/T The Hill
Um, yes, it is. It’s called electioneering, and conspiracy, sort of a RICO thing. Idiot. And you as much as admitted it, ahead of the upcoming evidence. Idiot.

And,
Trump to Dems: No DACA deal without the border wall
H/T Politico
Ain’t gonna happen. And this is what he was talking about ‘working with the Dems’? More preziduncial prevaricating

Finally,
‘Still not ready for prime time’: GOP strategist terrified by Trump’s babbling golf course ‘rant’
H/T Raw Story
Early onset of dementia. No other way to call this kind of behavior.

Open Thread, handle with care!

RUCerious @TPZoo

Daily Gnuz

Monday – first week of December – the Gnuz look thusly:

McConnell predicts unpopular tax bill will be a winning issue for GOP
H/T WaPo
RUC predicts McTurtle is wrong, and 2018 elections will tell.

And,
Trump: I knew Michael Flynn lied to the FBI when I fired him
H/T Vox
How dumb is someone who tweets his way to admitting obstruction of justice? Prezidunce.

Finally,
GOP analyst predicts John Kelly exit after learning Trump secretly sabotages him: ‘How long can he take it?’
H/T Raw Story
Apparently Herr Drumpf has been doing secret assignments going end run on his Chief of Staff. How many ex-generals can you piss off, before you get pissed on?

Open Thread, chew it up and spit it out!

RUCerious @ PZoo

Daily Gnuz

It’s Thurzdaze and here’z the Gnuz…

Senate Confirms Former Mine Executive To Be In Charge Of Mine Safety
H/T HuffPo
Dear Coal Miners, please don’t die on the job. Thank You. Oh, and btw, the cost of cleaning up your carcass will be equal to your last paycheck.

And

The first official Republican “no” on the Senate tax plan is Ron Johnson
H/T Vox
Will McCain, Murkowski, Corker, Flake or Collins join in and shitcan this giveaway to the richest 1%??

Finally,

Trump to allow imports of African elephant trophies
H/T The Hill
Let’s see what the Dept of Fish and Game says…
“The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service (FWS) said it has determined that hunting African elephants in Zimbabwe and Zambio ‘will enhance the survival of the species in the wild,’ which is the standard by which officials judge wheter to allow imports of parts – known as trophies – of the animals”
Holy F**k. Kill them to save them. It must still be 1984.

Open Thread, get a firm grip, and resist.
RUCerious @ TPZoo

Daily Gnuz

It’s Wednesday, Hump Day, and, in case you forgot, Celebrate Trucker Citizen’s Band day.
You know, 10/4 good buddy!

In the gnuz…

Swing-seat Republicans squirm over GOP tax plan
H/T The Hill
HOW DARE THEY concern themselves over the well being of their constituents!!
FEALTY to Hair Leeder HWSNBN, good. Taking care of people, BAD!

And

Amid Bombshells, Trump Complains: ‘So Many Fake News Stories Today’
H/T TPM
Uhh, yes. And most of them coming from the tweetfarts of HWSNBN

Finally,

Rex Tillerson called Donald Trump a “moron,” was ready to resign: report
H/T Salon
C’mon Rex, man up and leave the moron to his own nepotistic devices. Do the Right Thing.

Open Thread, Resist
RUCerious @ TPZoo