Daily Gnuz

For Tuesday, April 24thish

Trump’s false claims to Comey about Moscow stay could aid Mueller
James Comey says the president told him that he never spent the night in Moscow in 2013, but flight records, social media and his bodyguard’s testimony show otherwise.

H/T Politico
Looks like it’s time to haul the RUC-LyingBastardometer out of storage and crank it up again!!

And,
Police throw black woman to floor, say they will “break” her arm during arrest at Waffle House
H/T Vox
Not so sweeet home Alabama, where the ugly taint of overt racism is alive and well.

Finally,
Trump’s doctor accused of drinking on the job and ‘improperly’ prescribing medication
H/T Raw Story
What an amazing pack of miscreants and failed humans!
Howling Monkey Poo!

Open Thread, pick it up with Hazmat gloves and dispose of it according to Federal Regulations!

RUCerious @TPZoo

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Daily Gnuz

Tuesday edition, here’s the GNUZ

‘Someone should say a prayer’ for Trump’s aides
H/T Politico
The president has decamped to Mar-a-Lago, where he’ll have plenty of time to dwell on a barrage of negative headlines.
We’ve reached a point where ‘governing’ has ceased. We have a spoiled brat in charge of the Executive Branch, who can’t focus on policy because his ego is too fragile.
Sad.

And,
Retired Admiral Says Trump Is Causing ‘Extreme Discomfort’ for Miltary Leaders and Harming Republic
The president is destabilizing the nation. Just like a Manchurian candidate.
H/T Alternet

Finally,
Trump just blocked his own administration’s Russia sanctions
Once again the president is taking steps to make sure he doesn’t anger Putin.

H/T Vox
Anyone else see a pattern here?

Open Thread, slam it and dunk it!

RUCerious @TPZoo

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For Wednesday, Marchly 21st IT’S S P R I N G !

2 Republican senators suggest they’d support impeaching Trump if he fired Mueller
Lindsey Graham and Jeff Flake both broached the prospect of impeachment on Tuesday.

H/T Vox
I’ve lost count. How many more Republicans are needed to make 67?

And,
Former Playboy Model Sues Media Group For Freedom To Talk About Trumpv
H/T TPM
Seriously, How Much More Can Melania Take of this Marriage GRIFTER!???

Finally,
Bannon oversaw Cambridge Analytica’s 2014 effort to collect Facebook data on millions of Americans: report
H/T Raw Story
Dots are connecting, slowly but surely…And the game is…HangDunce

Open Thread, Take it, leave it, or just effing ignore it!

RUCerious @TPZoo

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The Ides of March upon us, Middling part of the third month of our year 2018
And the gnuz beith:

“We’re mad that we haven’t been listened to”: students speak on the National School Walkout
Thousands protested across the country on the one-month anniversary of the Parkland shooting.

H/T Vox
And the Drumpf Maladministration is fluffing the NRA line to have teachers armed in the classroom.
The kids are right to be pissed.

And,
NYT Calls Pennsylvania Special Election For Democrat Conor Lamb
H/T TPM
An incredibly tight finish in a gerrymandered district that went for Trump by 20 points in 2016.
Not exactly a blue wave, but wait till November, when the fairly redistricted state votes again…Blue Tsunami.

Finally,
‘I didn’t even know’: Trump boasts about making up information during meeting with Canada’s Trudeau
H/T Raw Story
Only THIS Prezidunce would brag about not knowing WTF he was talking about. Sad.

Open Thread, light it on fire and run from it!

RUCerious @TPZoo

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Wednesday addition by subtraction, another one bites the dust…

Top White House Economic Adviser Gary Cohn To Resign
H/T TPM
Hard to keep the hired help when the boss is a megalomaniac and a tucking fyrant!
Is Drumpf trying to get rid of all the help so he can have Ivanka all by herself? Stay tuned for the next epispode of ‘As the Doturd Turns’!

And,
REVEALED: Kushner’s United Arab Emirates point man is now cooperating with Mueller probe
H/T RawStory
Ahhh, I loves me the smell of fried chickensh!t in the morning! Let that lil bird sit on the real hot seat!

Finally,
Trump: ‘Many people’ want to replace Cohn as top economic adviser
H/T The Hill
Wanted:
Lickspittle lackey whose knowledge of economics consists of knowing that the difference between macro and micro economics is an a and an i.
Duties: Agree with whatever the boss wants, when he says jump, you say how high, and when he says sh!t, you say what color?

Open Thread, play with it but be gentle!

RUCerious @TPZoo

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Weekly Edition

Trump’s tariff decision is one of the worst fears about his presidency come to life
Trump was in a bad mood. So he decided to maybe start a trade war.

H/T Vox
Unfit
for
Office

And,
Texas sets early voting record in nonpresidential year
H/T The Hill
Good News, FSM knows we need it…

Finally,
NYT: Trump Has Asked John Kelly To Push Ivanka Trump, Kushner Out Of WH
H/T TPM
WTF? Gutless Bonespurs doesn’t have the nerve to fire his daughter and corrupt son in law? Make America Gutless, Asshole?

Open Thread, sorry it’s belatedlyish!

RUCerious @TPZoo

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Monday Edition, wrested from the cold, dead hands of the free press. You know, the heretofore important Fourth Estate.

Lawmakers dispute ‘vindication’ for Trump in Intel memo
H/T The Hill

Vindicate derives from Latin vindicatus, the past participle of the verb vindicare, meaning “to set free, avenge, or lay claim to.”.
To set free, as in not go to jail for obstruction of justice
To avenge, as in avenging the dishonor he heaps upon himself with braggodoccio and lies.
Lay claim to, as in claiming that he has the best lies, the bests alibies, the best toadies, etc.

And,
Paul Ryan and Devin Nunes Are Betraying the Constitution in the Service of Donald Trump
H/T The Nation
Party before Country. George Washington feared this. And it has come to pass.

Finally,
The queen of ‘alternative facts’ is upset that people are going on TV and lying ‘under oath’ about the Nunes memo
H/T Raw Story
Umm. Konnie Ann Kelway, when one is on teevee, one is not ‘under oath’ on a Sunday talk show. Geezus, what a Dumbass.

Open Thread, light it on fire and run with it!

RUCerious @TPZoo