Trump signed a new executive order over the Easter weekend creating a new Cabinet-level position: Department of Linguistics.
The Department of Linguistics department will be tasked with removing foreign words from the English language. Over the past centuries too many foreign words have illegally immigrated into the English language, destroying its purity and greatness as the greatest of all languages. Removing these foreign words is a high priority for the Trump Administration as it continues its quest to Make America Great Again.
Insiders report Sarah Palin is highly favored to become the new Secretary of Linguistics.
The Tappan Zee Bridge, which crosses the Hudson not very far to the south of us, has just been equipped with a live-feed Peregrine Falcon camera. So now that April the giraffe has calved, one can switch gears and watch for a hatching and subsequent hatchlings.
Peregrine chicks are cute little balls of white fluff:
It’s hard to believe that those adorably ungainly hatchlings eventually turn into such impressively majestic birds of prey:
And for those who celebrate Easter, here’s the Easter Rat to wish everyone a Happy Easter!
This is our Open Thread – just go with it.
If we’re lucky, trump and/or Kim Jong-Un won’t blow up the planet this coming week. Unless something insane happens during the imminent fly-by of asteroid 2014 JO25, on April 19th, at a distance of 1.1 million miles, we could get through the week.
And if we’re really lucky and make it safely through these fucked-up times, and humankind is still around ten years from now, another asteroid will be visiting us at approximately 236,000 miles, about the same distance away as our moon. If the scientists are off a bit in their calculations, who knows, perhaps 1999 AN10 will be merciful and finish us off.
In the meantime, enjoy these glorious pictures of a wide variety of places on this planet we call home.
This is our Open Thread-say anything.
Oh, and in case you missed the anti-trump 6-part series by the L.A. Times Editorial Board, here’s a link to Part I, “Our Dishonest President”. Links to the rest of the series are included at the top of the first piece. Caveat: I have not read all of them, as they are difficult to read when one’s outrage level keeps going up to eleven.
Is it Sunday already? Seriously, I lost track of what day it is.