Hey, EV! It’s an early cesspool party, just for you. 🙂
For the newbies:
There are no rules in the cesspool, but no trolls are allowed. Post on any topic you like, tell a joke, post a song, live-blog the US v. Ghana football match, whatever you like! It’s a cesspool — just imagine what you’d find in one. Heh.
The chimps will take your drink order. Compliment them on being freshly bathed and wearing their tiny tuxedos, and they might keep their fingers out of your drink. No guarantees on that one, of course. REMINDER: There is no valet parking for the cesspool party. If you give your keys to a chimp to park your car, you are on your own!
Come on in…the water’s fine.
But no sex tape, thank goodness.
It’s a quiet night at the Zoo. Order up a drink, grab a handful of Twiglets, and relax.
What’s on your mind…?
Believe it or not, this is the name of a chain of privately owned convenience stores in the midwest. Seriously. It’s not new, they’ve been around for 50 years!
The chimps are refreshed from their spa weekend in Cancun, and ready to take your coats and drink orders. Enjoy!!
Photo by nwmuse
Did you ever have one of those days? I had one yesterday, but it’s gone now. 🙂
Tonight’s the night for being mellow, so you know what that means — the wait-staff chimps have the night off, and the bar is open.
Relax and enjoy the company, tell a story or joke, post some music, it’s up to you.
Image via foodgeekery.com
KFC is doing test markets in Rhode Island and Nebraska of their newest item, the Double Down sandwich.
This little number consists of bacon, two kinds of cheese, and sauce, between two pieces of fried chicken breast.
I kid you not…
What do all y’all think of this latest creation? The chimps are bringing around free beer this evening. Enjoy!
HT: Huffington Post
Go figure, right?
The chimps are on duty tonight, so keep them busy with drink orders. They’re making the rounds with snacks, but the wise would politely refuse. Just sayin’…
Well, this is a cesspool after all…
Drinks are on the house tonight! The only cover charge is one embarrassing story about YOURSELF.
via Huffington Post
Knock yourselves outs, folks!!
BTW, consider this your early cesspool party. 😉 The chimps are in the pool, so good luck getting a drink from them.
dbadass brought snacks — chanterelles! — Well, it’s better than nothing. Which is what I was going to bring.
Thanks for finding the picture, Cats r Flyfishn!
Welcome the Circling the Drain party! It’s actually a long lost prequel to the cesspool party, and we’re all flush with excitement about it. 😀
Photo by Zach Meier