Trump signed a new executive order over the Easter weekend creating a new Cabinet-level position: Department of Linguistics.
The Department of Linguistics department will be tasked with removing foreign words from the English language. Over the past centuries too many foreign words have illegally immigrated into the English language, destroying its purity and greatness as the greatest of all languages. Removing these foreign words is a high priority for the Trump Administration as it continues its quest to Make America Great Again.
Insiders report Sarah Palin is highly favored to become the new Secretary of Linguistics.