There’s a site on the vast interwebs called “Sad and Useless, the most depressive humor site on the internet,” and it has a post where people on the internet rename animals — which totally makes sense, if you think about it.
We’ve already enjoyed the brilliantly renamed Stab Rabbit, so here are a few more:
OMG, it’s our Wayne!! Everybody wave! *waving*
I mean seriously, who would actually call this thing an ostrich? Pure silliness!
Finally, my favorite…Run for your lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!
If you’d like to giggle up even more of a storm, go the site — they have more!!
This is our daily open thread — Make up names for your favorite animals!
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